Other Creepy Gnomes

You have to admit, lawn gnomes are creepy! They peer at you from behind your plants, or from the corners of your yard and you can't help but think, "Is he plotting something against me?" Probably! Gnomes are evil, and everyone knows it! Why we use them as decoration, I have no idea.


This guy looks innocent enough at first sight, but take a closer look, he's obviously plotting something evil. I wouldn't want him in my hard. And what's that in his hand? A bottle of gasoline?!?! Wonder what he's planning to do with that? Sneaky sneaky gnome.









Who put that poor defenseless guinea pig on the floor with those evil gnomes! Just by the looks on their faces you can tell, they're planning how to cook it for dinner. Gnomes love guinea pig stew!









It's a small group of evil gnome bandits! How do I know their gnomes? They're not disguised very well! You can totally see their little pointy hats sticking out from under their black cloaks. This is obviously a group of tiny serial killer gnomes, preparing to wreak havoc on whoever gets in their way.







I don't know what he's got in his hand, but I don't like the look in his eyes. He looks innocent at first, until you noticed his devilish stare.








A knife-wielding gnome! Oh my! He wants you to think he's just doing some light gardening, but honestly, who does light gardening with a miniature machete? Don't turn your back on this guy! He's obviously plotting something.







OK! So this isn't a garden gnome, but it's a freakin' scary leprechaun. I wouldn't want to meet this guy in a dark alley. I totally understand now why those kids were so scared of the creepy gnome in Argentina.




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