17. Tracy Morgan on KVIA
It didn't take long for Tracy Morgan to break into awesome mode during an interview on El Paso's KVIA. After the 30 Rock star caught his own reflection in a monitor, he went on a rant about the ladies at El Paso strip joint Jaguars ("Somebody gonna get pregnant!"). He then lifted up his shirt, slapped his "loaf of bread" belly ("that's a mating call"), and showed off his topless dancing skills. Hopefully his show sold out that night.