16. Paula Abdul on Q13 Fox
It's unclear what, exactly, was affecting Paula Abdul's mood during an appearance on a morning news program, but whatever it was had her slurring her words, shouting, flopping her head around, and gesticulating wildly. Abdul, who says she's never been drunk, later claimed that she had two different audio feeds in her ears at once, causing some confusion. That doesn't explain the slurring, Paula.