First dates are awkward. We all know this. Unless you're the Sultan of Cool, they're something to be dreaded and worried over until they're done and everyone goes home. In the movies, that notion is expanded into realms of hyperbole, of course. Comedies play up the awkwardness of first dates for all they're worth and dramas exploit them to show us romance. Most of the time, it works out fine. Movies tend to have happy endings. But that doesn't mean the dates themselves aren't nightmares. These are the worst first dates in movie history.