Joe the Plumber Says He Wouldn't Have 'Queers' Anywhere Near His Children

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I've had some friends that are actually homosexual. And, I mean, they know where I stand, and they know that I wouldn't have them anywhere near my children. -Joe "The Plumber" WurzelbacherJoe "The Plumber" Wurzelbacher, ever that eloquent mouthpiece for the Christian Right, has again opened his mouth and let slip a horrifyingly ignorant quote. But hey, that's what folksy political straight shooters do. Just ask Sarah Palin.While speaking with Christianity Today, Wurzelbacher talked about...Read Full Story

Berlusconi Compares Earthquake Survival to 'Weekend of Camping'

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Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi (left). A family of Italian quake survivors (right). (Getty Images)It isn't that Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi isn't used to the taste of his foot in his mouth, it's just that this time it isn't nearly as funny as pissing off the Queen of England. Earthquake in Italy Photos: Earthquake Strikes Central Italy Mayor: Madonna Promises $500,000 for Quake Relief Aftershocks Rattle L'Aquila as Toll Hits 200 For those unaware, a 6.2...Read Full Story

Sarah Palin 'Disappointed' With Levi Johnston's Tyra Interview

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We're disappointed that Levi and his family, in a quest for fame, attention, and fortune, are engaging in flat-out lies, gross exaggeration, and even distortion of their relationship. -Statement from a Palin famiy representative on Levi Johnston's interview with Tyra Banks (Getty Images) This Levi Johnston situation is really turning into a Jerry Springer episode. In a statement released by a Palin family represenatative over the weekend, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin all but calls Johnston and...Read Full Story

Protests Make Russell Brand Nostalgic

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Today I popped along to the protests seduced by nostalgia as much as any legitimate intention to change the world, for you see there was a time that within the truculent mass was where I was at my most happy. -Russell Brand, writing on his blog about checking out the massive G-20 Summit protests in London Russell Brand attends a protest of the G-20 summit in London on April 1, 2009. (Photo by Photoagency)British comedian and actor Russell Brand was overwhelmed by a sense of curiosity and...Read Full Story

Senator Grassley Says Something Inappropriate About 'Your Wife'

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Your wife said the same thing. -Sen. Charles Grassley to Sen. Kent Conrad, after he said "Oh, you're good." Senator Charles Grassley (R-IA) got a zinger in during budget debates Thursday.As Grassley and Sen. Kent Conrad (D-ND) bantered back and forth, the two got to ribbing each other. Grassley chuckled and said "Oh, you are good." WATCH THE VIDEO Click Here to see the C-div video of Sen. Charles Grassley's zinger. "Your wife said the same thing," came Grassley's quick reply.Grassley...Read Full Story