Woah: Is 'Good Kisser' Usher's Sexiest Song Ever?


(Twitter)If there's anyone who knows his way around a boner jam, it's Usher. The talented R&B crooner doesn't even have to take his shirt off to get the ladies screaming (though they certainly don't mind), as he tends to shine brightest on songs that are all about what goes on in the bedroom. His latest single "Good Kisser" is no different, despite the deceptively innocent title. This song is not about kissing.

We could go into the details (there's a line about how said good kisser "opens wide"), but for modesty's sake you're better off watching the incredibly sultry but somehow SFW video below.  
America's Next Top Model fans will recognize the freckled hottie sticking her fingers in her mouth as none other than Cycle 12's Felicia "Fo" Porter. Looking good, Fo! 

So, in the grand scheme of Usher's many boner jams, where does "Good Kisser" end up? Here's our definitive ranking of his top 10 freakiest works. 

10. "That's What It's Made For"
Most scandalous lyric: "Go on and hit it / That's what it's made for."

9. "Good Kisser"

Most scandalous lyric: "Cause she's such a good kisser / Got lipstick on my leg."

8. "Love In This Club"
Most scandalous lyric: "Let's both get undressed right here, keep it up girl, and, I swear / 
I'm gonna give it to you non-stop / And I don't care, who's watching."

7. "Lemme See"
Most scandalous lyric: "And we been sipping on that Merlot / So you know what's next / Working intermissions, switching positions / We so explicit oh!"

6. "Twork It Out"
Most scandalous lyric: "It'll be just me on U from 11 to 6 in the morning."

5. "Do It To Me"
Most scandalous lyric: "Watchin’ you work the stick in the ride , the motion how you move from 3rd to 5 / Can't imagine what it’s gon’ be once we get inside."

4. "Hot Tottie" feat. Jay Z
Most scandalous lyric: "And as the tea steeped I creeped all in her teepee / We did it Indian style had the girls speaking in tongues."

3. "Making Love (Into the Night)"
Most scandalous lyric: "And if I let you on my spaceship / You'll have to let me taste it."

2. "Trading Places"
Most scandalous lyric: "Now put it on me baby till I say Oooo weee / And tell me to shut up before the neighbours hear me."

1. "Nice and Slow"
Most scandalous lyric: "I got plans to put my hands in places / I never seen girl you know what I mean."


Tell us, Usher fans — do you agree with our take on Usher's many brilliant boner jams?
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