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A good friend of mine recently felt the need to remind me of a previous transgression (because that's what friends are for, right?)that involved him, myself, and the Spice Girls. This took place back in the summer of '97 in the 7th circle of hell, otherwise known as Utah. Now, the exact details are a little bit fuzzy as time and alcohol tend to wreak havoc on such things. However, the gist of what transpired is still intact. For reasons long since forgotten, on this fateful day my friend and... Read Full Story

This post is going to be nothing, but me bitching. So, enjoy or skip, your call. 1. To the inbred hick in the Ford pickup, who saw me coming down the road at 45 mph, but still decided to pull out into the far lane (the lane I was in) and cut me off so that I had to slam on my brakes, when there was no one in the right lane and you could have pulled out just fine there and then you flip me off as if I'm the one in the wrong: Fuck you, die slow! Oh, and if I see you again, I'm stabbing you in... Read Full Story

Once again, the Westboro Baptist church has decided to share its special brand of crazy/retarded (yes, I used the "r" word. Get over it.) In a move that only serves to further prove how "special" they are, they have asked the Governor of Washington to allow their religious (Christmas) message to be among those included in the state capitol building. Anyone wanna guess what their message is? I'll give you a hint, it has to do with Santa. They want to put up a sign with the message: "Santa... Read Full Story

I had a good friend, named Mike, come and visit this past weekend. The drinking started around 11am friday morning and continued until about 3pm yesterday. I'm going to keep this somewhat short and just go over the highlights of the weekend. This is Mike: Friday: Picked up him from the airport at 10:30am and immediately headed to the bars. Hit 3 bars, picked up a keg, and headed to a party with over 120 jello shots. Partied and passed out. Saturday: Woke up at the house the party was at... Read Full Story

What happens when you take clips from the old cartoon "The Superfriends" and edit it with the dialogue from a scene in the movie "The Way Of The Gun"? Pure Awesomeness! This clip contains VERY graphic adult language. So, if you're at work and don't have headphones, or if you're someone who gets all sorts of butthurt about "foul language" then don't watch this. Read Full Story

That's right, I'm back, bitches! Now, let's get down to it. I read something today that got my nuts all twisted. It reiterated what I believe while, at the same time, pissing me off. I read an article, which I will post a link to at the end of this, in which a minister disguises himself as a "bum"(my word, not theirs) and describes the reaction of his congregation towards him while he was in disguise. If any of you guessed that his congregation was "christ like" and offered any sort of... Read Full Story

This is some of the funniest shit that I've seen in a long time: Read Full Story

So, I'm coming home from the grocery store. I get stuck behind this person who feels it is their civic duty to do 35 in a 45 because it had been raining. Well, I'm not havin' it. So, I go around them. Of course, this triggered their douchebag gene and they sped up. Nice try Summer's Eve, but my car can do 60 in 3rd gear, and it's just warming up. That's right. You can take your little Dodge Neon and park it somewhere while you dream about The Fast And The Furious 4: Whitetrash Drift. So, I... Read Full Story

If I ramble, please forgive me. It's after 1am pst, which means that it is now May 30th. I am a bit drunk and I've spent the last couple of hours with a stripper named Becky and her snatch all in my face. I will do the best that I can to make this coherent even though Hennessey and Gin and micro brewed beers are currently racing through my veins. It's May 30th. Just another day for everyone, right? Not for me. It's my birthday. God has seen fit to grant me one more year on this earth. But... Read Full Story

It really is true that history repeats itself. A perfect example of this is to listen to the words of Martin Luther King, Jr. (in the video below) and see just how well they fit with what is happening today. Read Full Story