FATHER CHRISTMAS ARRESTED FOR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY.
JUSTICE SOUGHT FOR MONSTER WHO MASSACRED THE DREAMS OF MILLIONS OF CHILDREN. “I am surprised he actually existed” Fred, Stoke on Trent. “Where’s my bike” Joe, London “I want my pony” Shirley, Birmingham. By SLAP Read Full Story
Palestinian Themed hotel Opens In London
A world renowned hotel chain has opened its first Palestinian Themed hotel in London . The Hotel " Occupation " opened it doors today and hopes to attract visitors from all over the world. Hotel manager Jed Wilson said " We want the guests here to experience the real Palestine. The hotel has some very unique features because it has no running water and is shelled throughout the night by expensive planes and tanks" Read Full Story
Zimbabwe Share Deal On The Cards
Mr Mugabe and Mr Tsvangirai shook hands at their first meeting in a decade Read Full Story
Police Try To Get To The Bottom Of Sheep Attacks
A man arrested by police investigating a series of sex attacks on sheep has been banned from visiting farmland. Officers held the man on suspicion of bestiality after a dawn raid at his home near Ramsbottom. A Police spokesman said the man was released on bail pending further inquiries. The arrest followed several complaints made to police about a man molesting sheep on grassland in May and June. Two joggers became suspicious when the man was spotted pulling up his trousers as he stood... Read Full Story
World Farting Championships Ends In Disaster
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Downing Street Reacts To Knife Epidemic
A Bin The Knife wheelie bin has been left outside 10 Downing Street in readiness for the next cabinet meeting. A spokesperson for the Prime Minister confirmed that after the spate of back stabbings amongst Labour Ministers that it was a precautionary measure. Read Full Story
We Want A Clean Fight
Pope Benedict XVI prepares for his first no holds barred wrestling match at Barangaroo in Sydney. Read Full Story
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