Funny Stupid things people write in a resume.
RESUME.
- - - - - - Hire me not. The best of the bad resume examples.
* Please disregard the attached resume-it's completely outdated.
* Reason for leaving : Recently married. Desire to travel.
* I sold my house and now live in my RV. I'm able to travel and relocate if needed.
* I can work hard with no breaks.
* Objective: Decent pay, decent benefits and no complains.
* My previous boss told me I'm not accurate enough. But my parents told me I can be anything.
* I have a problem expressing myself. You have to see me in person.
* Please overlook some of my personal qualities and interests.
* I expect my salary commiserate with my experience.
* I think I'm an asset to any company, although I don't think of myself too much.
* If I don't qualify for this job I'll find another.
* I don't like to deal with customers that are abusive.
* I'm flexible with my responsibilities.
* I can ruin a whole store if hired.
* My previous employer requested that we were at our desks by 9:00 am every day.
Couldn't handle that much pressure.
* This is a ruff draft of my resume.
Have you come across some funny things people write in the resume ?
Post them in the comments area.
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