Evil Cats

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Scientifically Engineered Smart Cats Begin World Domination

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Jay Jay, an Iams trained cat, demonstrates his computer skills during a press preview for the 6th Annual CFA Iams Cat Championship at Madison Square Garden on October 15, 2008 in New York City. The cat show will feature New York's largest feline shopping mall and a cat adoption garden. (Photo by Michael Nagle/Getty Images North America)

This trained cat, Jay Jay, is probably one of the only cats in the world with computer skills. Although he may look cute, you know he has only one thing on his mind: organizing a legion of feline soldiers and training them to kill us while we sleep.

Jay Jay is expertly trained and just one of the many cats at the 6th annual CFA Iams Cat Championship at Madison Square Garden.

The show features many trained cats, but I still don’t understand why anyone would want to teach these creatures anything in the first place.

Sure it's fun to watch Zoe the High-Wire Walking Cat, but we've basically trained her to be a very agile feline spy. With her stealth and balance, and Jay Jay's computer skills they could easily rob pet stores, banks or even break into the Pentagon.

OK, so maybe this hairless sphinx, named Good Golly Miss Molly doesn't have any real skills, but she just has evil written all over her.

The cat show runs from Oct. 18 to 19 at Madison Square Garden and also features a huge feline shopping mall and cat adoptions.

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