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Deron Williams of the Utah Jazz holds up a Playstation game after winning the Playstation Skills Challenge , part of 2008 NBA All-Star Weekend at the New Orleans Arena on February 16, 2008 in New Orleans, Louisiana. (Photo by Chris Graythen/Getty Images North America)
A man uses a controller to play a Sony Playstation 3 game during the Game On exhibition at the Science Museum on November 29, 2006 in London, England. The exhibition features a complete line-up of next-generation video gaming hardware, as the Nintendo Wii and Sony Playstation 3 have been installed well ahead of their UK public release. The Nintendo Wii will go on sale on December 8 and the Sony Playstation 3 will be unavailabe in Europe untill March 2007. (Photo by Scott Barbour/Getty Images News)
Musician Dave Navarro (L) presents with 'The Simpsons' painted winner model at Spike TV's 2007 'Video Game Awards' at the Mandalay Bay Events Center on December 7, 2007 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images Entertainment)
Game enthusiasts try out the new Sony Playstation 3 game consoles shortly before midnight at a Sony promotional event March 22, 2007 in Berlin, Germany. Playstations 3 went on sale across Europe at exactly one minute after midnight in the morning of March 23. (Photo by Sean Gallup/Getty Images News)
By Seanbaby



When Ken, handsome badboy of Shotokan, battles at the yacht club, all of society's elite loves to watch. But Mike, former United States Marine, has been hired to keep these rich assholes safe during their little yacht party. They already ignored his safety briefings about everyone getting on one side of the boat and jumping up and down. And looking out at the action on the dock, Mike's not quite sure if these two karate gentlemen are throwing god damn balls of pure chi energy at one another, but his training tells him you shouldn't be boating near something like that without a life jacket on. You add in the fact that Mike's also going through a messy divorce and getting his kitchen redone, and you'll see why he spends the entire fight shifting awkwardly between two frames of animation.
I can't imagine that it's easy to perform jet plane maintenance near a sonic-tornado kick collision, but this guy does it. Not very well, though. He peeks down from his work every few seconds to see how the fight is going. Or maybe it's to tell them, "Boys, go easy with that magical electric whatnot-- these birds are carrying live munitions. Do you even have authorization to be in this hangar? Ah, hell-- you seem alright. Just try not to knock any teeth into my crotch while I'm calibrating these sensitive instruments."
This guy was in no way prepared to deal with street fighting near his vegetable stand. He spends the entire fight insanely shifting a basket of potatoes from the left to his right. It's like his brain is caught in an infinite loop of indecision, and he can't decide whether to hide behind the potatoes or sacrifice himself to protect them. The classic vegetable salesman's struggle. 
This man is sitting on a bucket on the edge of a rickety dock over water that is almost certainly filled with flesh-eating fish. To continue doing this when a sumo wrestler starts stomping around in front of you is already cool, but look in the tree behind him. A forty foot -smiling- snake is close enough to swallow him. If he literally moves a fraction of an inch in any direction, he's dead. And he doesn't care at all. If that was any normal person, that bucket would have turned into a toilet several dangers ago.