Here is a great list of text message abbreviations. Some are funny, some are just shorthand. If we missed any, please add them to the list by editting this note.
5FS = 5 Finger Salute
H4XX0R = a "hacker" or "to be hacked"
ABITHIWTIDB = A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
AFAHMASP = A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
AFPOE = A Fresh Pair Of Eyes
AFAGAY = A Friend As Good As You
AFINIAFI = A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
AFT = About F***ing Time
ABT2 = About To
AWOL = Absent Without Leave
AOB = Abuse Of Bandwidth
ACE = Access Control Entry
ACK = Acknowledgement
AFZ = Acronym free zone
ALTG = Act Locally, Think Globally
ALOL = Actually Laughing Out Loud
ADR = Address
AMF = Adios Muther F***er
ASL = Age/Sex/Location
ASLMH = Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
A/S/L/P = Age/Sex/Location/Picture
ATAB = Ain't That A Bitch
AAS = Alive And Smiling
Alcon = All Concerned
OK = All Correct
ADBB = All Done Bye Bye
AMBW = All My Best Wishes
AML = All My Love
AMRMTYFTS = All My Roommates Thank You For The Show
AOAS = All Of A Sudden
ATW = All the Web or Around the Web
AYCE = All You Can Eat
aight = Alright
AKA or a.k.a. = Also Known As
ACD = Alt Control Delete
AATK = Always At The Keyboard
AIMP = Always In My Prayers
ALOTBSOL = Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
AAAAA = American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AGKWE = And God Knows What Else
AIAMU = And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
ANFAWFOWS = And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor
ANFSCD = And Now For Something Completely Different
AYTMTB = And You're Telling Me This Because
AFGO = Anotgher F***ing Growth Opportunity
ADAD = Another Day Another Dollar
ADIH = Another Day In Hell
ADIP = Another Day In Paradise
AND = Any day now
AFDN = Any F***ing Day Now
NESEC = Any Second
NE1 = Anyone
NE1ER = Anyone Here
NE = Anyway
AS = Ape Shit
AP = Apple Pie
AON = Apropos Of Nothing
AWGTHTGTTA = Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
AWGTHTGTTSA = Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh** Again
RU = Are You
RUFKM = aRe yoU Fu*king Kidding Me?!
RUMORF = Are You Male Or Female
RUNTS = are you Nuts?
RUOK = Are you OK
RUMCYMHMD = Are You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose
RU/18 = aRe yoU over 18?
AYSOS = Are You Stupid Or Something
RUT = aRe yoU There?
RUUP4IT = Are You Up For It
AYC = Aren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky
AAF = As A Friend
AAMOF = As A Matter Of Fact
AAMOI = As A Matter Of Interest
AAYF = As Always, Your Friend
AEAP = As Early As Possible
AFIAA = As Far As I Am Aware
AFAICS = As Far As I Can See
AFAICT = As far As I can Tell
AFAIK = As Far As I Know
AFAIU = As Far As I Understand
AFAIUI = As Far As I Understand It
AFAIC = As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAP = As Far As Possible
AFAYC = As Far As You're Concerned
AIMB = As I Mentioned Before
AISB = As I Said Before
AISE = As I Said Earlier
AISI = As I See It
AIH = As It Happens
ALAP = As Late As Possible
AMAP = As Many As Possible
ASAFP = As Soon As "Friggin" Possible
ASAP = As Soon As Possible
AYK = As You Know
AAK = Asleep At Keyboard
AB = Ass Backwards
AAR = At Any Rate
AAR8 = At Any Rate
@TEOTD = At The End Of The Day
ATST = At The Same Time
AFC = Away From Computer
AFK = Away From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill
BAK = Back At my Keyboard
BITD = Back In The Day
BLBBLB = Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird
BTFO = Back The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over
BTTT = Back To The Top -or- Bump To The Top
BOTEC = Back-Of-The-Envelope Calculation
BAMF = Bad Ass Muther F***er
BMF = Bad Muther F***er
BHOF = Bald Headed Old Fart
BIF = Basis In Fact or Before I Forget
BOFH = Bastard Operator From Hell
BR = Bathroom
BB = Be Back
BBIAB = Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF = Be Back In A Few
BBIAS = Be Back In A Sec
BBIAW = Be Back In A While
BBL = Be Back Later
BBSD = Be Back Soon Darling
BBSL = Be Back Sooner or Later
BBT = Be Back Tomorrow
BRB = Be Right Back
BRT = Be Right There
BCNU = Be Seein' You
BTWBO = Be There With Bells On
BTHOOM = Beats The Heck Out Of Me
BTSOOM = Beats The Sh** Out Of Me
B/C = Because
BCOZ = Because
BNDN = Been Nowhere Done Nothing
BTDT = Been There Done That
BTDTGTS = Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
BIBO = Beer In, Beer Out
B4 = Before
B4U = Before You
B4YKI = Before You Know It
BL = Belly Laughing
BOHICA = Bend Over Here It Comes Again
BFF = Best Friends Forever
BFFTTE = Best Friends Forever Til The End
BW = Best Wishes
BKA = Better Known As
BFE = Beyond F***ing Egypt
BBMFIC = Big Bad Muther F***er In Charge
BCBS = Big Company, Big School
BDN = Big Damn Number
BD = Big Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain
BDC = Big Dumb Company or Big Dot Com
BFD = Big F***ing Deal
BFR = Big Fucken Rock
BHAG = Big Hairy Audacious Goal
BHG = Big Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl
BNF = Big Name Fan
BPLM = Big Person Little Mind
BSAAW = Big Smile And A Wink
BS = Big Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain
BMOF = Bite Me Old Fart
BWO = Black, White or Other
BIOYE = Blow It Out Your Ear
BIOYIOP = Blow It Out Your I/O Port
BIOYN = Blow it Out Your Nose
BBFBBM = Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
BOBFOC = Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
BCBG = Bon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cu Belle Geulle
BSBD≠ = Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience
BF = Boyfriend -or- Bitch Features
BYOA = Bring Your Own Advil
BO = Bug Off -or- Body Odor
BAG = Bursting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin
BWL = Bursting With Laughter
BAU = Business As Usual
BMGWL = Busting My Gut With Laughter
BDBI5M = Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes
BOCTAAE = But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions
BOTOH = But On The Other Hand
BSF = But Seriously, Folks
BTA = But Then Again or Before The Attacks
BWDIK = But What Do I Know
BYKT = But you Knew That
BTW = By The Way
BTWITIAILW/U = By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You
BIBI = Bye Bye
BBB = Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief
BBBG = Bye Bye Be Good
BBN = Bye Bye Now
B4N = Bye For Now
BFN = Bye For Now
BB4N = Bye-Bye for Now
BBFN = Bye-Bye for Now
BM = Byte Me
BMOTA = Byte Me On The Ass
BT = Byte This
CFV = Call For Vote
CTA = Call To Action
CY = Calm Yourself
CBB = Can't Be Bothered
CBF = Can't Be F***ed
CRAFT = Can't Remember A F***ing Thing
CRAT = Can't Remember A Thing
CRAWS = Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
CRS = Can't Remember Sh**
CRTLA = Can't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
CSL = Can't Stop Laughing
COS = Change Of Subject
CB = Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break
CWYL = Chat With You Later
CRAP = Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
CYM = Check Your Mail
CTC = Choking The Chicken -or- Care To Chat
C&G; = Chuckly and Grin
CofS = Church of Scientology
C4N = Ciao For Now
C-T = City
CHA = Click Here Asshole
COB = Close Of Business
CICO = Coffee In, Coffee Out
CRB = Come Right Back
CIS = CompuServe Information Service
gratz = Congratulations
CID = Consider It Done
CNP = Continued in Next Post
KEWL = Cool
CAAC = Cool As A Cucumber
CMIW = Correct Me if I'm Wrong
CMF = Count My Fingers
CYA = Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya
CBJ = Covered Blow Job
CMU = Crack Me Up
C/P = Cross Post
CRBT = Crying Real Big Tears
QT = Cutie
DGYF = Damn Girl You're Fine
DURS! -or- DUS! = Damn You Are Sexy! -or- Damn You Sexy!
DITR = Dancing In The Rain
DF = Dear Friend
DH = Dear Hubby or Husband
DORD = Department of Redundancy Department
DOE = Depends On Experience
DITYID = Did I Tell You I'm Distressed
DUST = Did You See That
DYSTSOTT = Did You See The Size Of That Thing
DDD = Direct Distance Dial
DFLA = Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA)
DIKU = Do I Know You
DILLIGAD = Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
DILLIGAS = Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**
DIY = Do It Yourself
DTRT = Do The Right Thing
DYHAB = Do You Have A Boyfriend
DYHAG = Do You Have A Girlfriend
DYOFDW = Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work
DNC = Does Not Compute
DWYM = Does What You Mean
DBA = Doing Business As
DP = Domestic Partner
DAMHIKT = Don't Ask Me How I Know That
DBABAI = Don't Be A Bitch About It
DBEYR = Don't Believe Everything You Read
DETI = Don't Even Think It
DGA = Don't Go Anywhere
DGT = Don't Go There
DGTG = Don't Go There Girlfriend
DHYB = Don't Hold Your Breath
DKDC = Don't Know Don't Care
DLTBBB = Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
DLTM = Don't Lie To Me
DMI = Don't Mention It
DQYDJ = Don't Quit Your Day Job
DQMOT = Don't Quote Me On This
DRIB = Don't Read If Busy
DWBH = Don't Worry Be Happy
DWB = Don't Write Back
DYJHIW = Don't You Just Hate it When...
DL = Download -or- Dead Link
DUI = Driving Under the Influence
DWI = Driving While Intoxicated
DWS = Driving While Stupid
DARFC = Ducking And Running For Cover
DYFM = Dude You Fascinate Me
DD = Due Diligence
EZ = Easy
E123 = Easy as One, Two, Three
ESMF = Eat Sh** Mother F***er
ESADYFA = Eat Shit And Die You F***ing Asshole
EAK = Eating at Keyboard
EFT = Electronic Funds Transfer
EML = Email Me Later
EMSG = E-Mail Message
EWI = E-mailing While Intoxicated
EOD = End Of Day
EOM = End Of Message
EOT = End Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion)
NRG = Energy
NUFF = Enough Said
ESO = Equipment Smarter than Operator
ETA = Estimated Time of Arrival
ETLA = ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA)
EVRE1 = Every One
ESEMED = Every Second Every Minute Every Day
EG = Evil Grin
EL = Evil Laugh
EMRTW = Evil Monkey's Rule The World
X-I-10 = Exciting
EM = Excuse Me
XME = Excuse Me
EMFBI = Excuse Me For Butting In
EMI = Excuse My Ignorance
FO = F*** Off
FSU = F*** Shit Up
FTF = F*** That's Funny
FTRF = F*** That's Really Funny
FYIFV = F*** You I'm Fully Vested
FU2 = F*** You Too
FUBAR = F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBB = F***ed Up Beyond Belief
FUM = F***ed Up Mess
FRED = F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device
FINE = F***ked up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional
F2F = Face-to-Face
FILTH = Failed In London, Try Hong Kong
FBKS = Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
FOMCL = Falling Off My Chair Laughing
FOFL = Falling on Floor Laughing
FMTYEWTK = Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
FYSBIGTBABN = Fasten Your SeatBelts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night
FTASB = Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTL = Faster Than Light
FE = Fatal Error
FILF = Father I'd Like to F***
FUD = Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
FAB = Features Attributes Benefits
FITB = Fill in the Blanks
FISH = First in, Still Here
FAWC = For Anyone Who Cares
FFS = For F***s Sake
FSR = For Some Reason
FTFOI = For The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It
FTLOG = For The Love Of God
FTR = For The Record
FTTB = For The Time Being
FTW = For The Win
FWIW = For What It's Worth
FYA = For Your Amusement
FYE = For Your Edification
FYI = For Your Information
FYM = For Your Misinformation
4NR = Foreigner
4ever = Forever
4EAE = ForEver And Ever
FWD = Forward
FORD = Found On Road Dead -or- Fixed Or Repaired Daily -or- F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
FLA = Four Letter Acronym
FOC = Free of Charge
FAQOMFT = Frequently Argued Waste Of My F*cking Time
FAQL = Frequently Asked Questions List
FF&PN; = Fresh Fields and Pastures New
FOAF = Friend Of A Friend
FF = Friends Forever
FWB = Friends With Benefits
FTBOMH = From The Bottom Of My Heart
FYLTGE = From Your Lips To Gods Ears
FBI = Fucking Brilliant Idea
GIGO = Garbage In, Garbage Out
GOS = Gay Or Straight
GLBT = Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender
GIWIST = Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
GUD = Geographically UnDesirable
GAL = Get A Life
GALHER = Get A Load of Her
GALHIM = Get A Load of Him
GOYHH = Get Off Your High Horse
GOI = Get Over It
GTFOOH = Get The F*** Out Of Here
GWS = Get Well Soon
GYHOOYA = Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass
GYPO = Get Your Pants Off
GTM = Giggle To Myself
GOL = Giggling Out Loud
GF = Girlfriend
GALGAL = Give A Little Get A Little
GMAB = Give Me A Break
GMAFB = Give Me A F***ing Break
GTSY = Glad To See You
GA = Go Ahead
GFY = Go F*** Yourself
GFF = Go F****ing Figure
GFI = Go For It
GSOAS = Go Sit On A Snake
GTH = Go To Hell
GDI = God Damn It -or- God Damn Independent
GLYASDI = God Loves You And So Do I
GOK = God Only Knows
GTRM = Going To Read Mail
GFN = Gone For Now
GFTD = Gone For The Day
GG = Good Game (or) Gotta Go
GLG = Good Looking Girl
GL = Good Luck -or- Get Lost
GM = Good Morning
GNSD = Good Night Sweet Dreams
DOEI = Goodbye (in Dutch)
CIAO = Goodbye (in Italian)
POOF = Good-bye, also seen as ::poof::
GAP = Got A Pic?
GAS = Got A Second
GNBLFY = Got Nothing But Love For You
GTG = Got To Go
G2GLYS = Got To Go Love Ya So
GTGP = Got To Go Pee
GTGB = Got To Go, Bye
GGN = Gotta Go Now
GGP = Gotta Go Pee
GR8 = Great
GBG = Great Big Grin
GBH = Great Big Hug
GMTA = Great Minds Think Alike
GMTFT = Great Minds Think For Themselves
GR&D; = Grinning Running And Ducking
GD&R; = Grinning, Ducking and Running
G = Guess -or- Grin
HHO1/2K = Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOK = Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HHOS = Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
HHOJ = Ha-Ha, Only Joking
HITAKS = Hang In There And Keep Smiling
HTB = Hang The Bastards
HHIS = Hanging Head In Shame
HHTYAY = Happy Holidays To You And Yours
RRR = haR haR haR (instead of LOL)
HAGN = Have A Good Night
HAGO = Have A Good One
HAGD = Have a Great Day
HAND = Have a Nice Day
HUYA = Head Up Your A**
HUA = Heads Up Ace
HAWTLW = Hello And Welcome To Last Week
HF = Hello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith
HIOOC = Help, I'm Out Of Coffee
HWGA = Here We Go Again
HT = Hi There
HTNOTH = Hit The Nail On The Head
HD = Hold
h/o = Hold On
h/p = Hold Please
HOHA = HOllywood HAcker
HCC = Holy Computer Crap
HIH = Hope It Helps
HTH = Hope This (or That) Helps
HBIB = Hot But Inappropriate Boy
HNTW = How Nice That Was
HNTI = How Nice That/This Is
HSIK = How Should I Know
HIG = How's It Going
H&K; = Hug and Kiss
HUGZ = Hugs
HAK = Hugs And Kisses
XOXO = Hugs and Kisses
HB = Hurry Back
IAW = I Agree With
IASAP4U = I Always Say A Prayer For You
IANAC = I Am Not A Crook
IANADBIPOOTV = I Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV
IANAL = I Am Not A Lawyer
IANAE = I Am Not an Expert
IANNNGC = I Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties
IMS = I Am Sorry
IAT = I Am Tired
IM2BZ2P = I aM Too Busy To (even) Pee!
IBTD = I Beg To Differ
ICBW = I Could Be Wrong
IDST = I Didn't Say That
IDC = I Don't Care
IDGI = I Don't Get It
IDGAF = I Don't Give A F***
IDGARA = I Don't Give A Rats Ass
IDK = I Don't Know
IDKY = I Don't Know You
IDTS = I Don't Think So
IFU = I F***ed Up
IFAB = I Found A Bug
IGTP = I Get The Point
IGGP = I Gotta Go Pee
IHA = I Hate Acronyms
IHAIM = I Have Another Instant Message
IHNO = I Have No Opinion
IHTFP = I Have Truly Found Paradise or I Hate This F***ing Place
IHU = I Hear You
IKALOPLT = I Know A Lot Of People Like That
ILICISCOMK = I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
ILMURLABITIMMHAC = I Like Making Up Ridiculously Long Acronyms Because I Think It Makes Me Hip And Cool
IYQ = I like you
ILA = I Love Acronyms
ILU = I Love You
ILY = I Love You
ISS = I Said So
ISAGN = I See A Great Need
ISWYM = I See What You Mean
ISTR = I Seem To Remember
ITIGBS = I Think I'm Going To Be Sick
IWSN = I Want Sex Now
IWALU = I Will Always Love You
IBRB = I Will Be Right Back
I 1-D-R = I Wonder
I-D-L = Ideal
ID10T = Idiot
IIRC = If I Remember Correctly or If I Recall Correctly
IIR = If I Remember or If I Recall
IITYWIMWYBMAD = If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
IITYWYBMAD = If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
IIMAD = If It Makes An(y) Difference
IIWM = If It Were Me
INNW = If Not Now, When
IYAOYAS = If You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh**
IYKWIM = If You Know What I Mean
IYKWIMAITYD = If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IUM = If You Must
IYSS = If You Say So
IYSWIM = If You See What I Mean
IBIWISI = I'll Believe It When I See It
ISYALS = I'll Send You A Letter Soon
IOH = I'm Outta Here
IPN = I'm Posting Naked
N-A-Y-L = In A While
IAC = In Any Case
IAC = In Any Case
IAE = In Any Event
IBTL = In Before The Lock
IBT = In Between Technology
IC = In Character
IMAO = In My Arrogant Opinion
IMCO = In My Considered Opinion
IMHEIUO = In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion
IMHO = In My Humble Opinion
IMNERHO = In My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion
IMNSHO = In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO = In My Opinion
IMOO = In My Own Opinion
INPO = In No Particular Order
IOW = In Other Words
IRL = In Real Life
ITM = In The Money
IYD = In Your Dreams
IYO = In Your Opinion
NDN = Indian or Native American
ISH = Insert Sarcasm Here
IOUD = Inside, Outside, Upside Down
IM = Instant Messaging -or- Immediate Message
IIIO = Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
I&I; = Intercourse and Inebriation
IDM = It Does Not Matter
GRRRR = it means Growling
<3 = it means: a Heart
404 = it means: I Haven't A Clue
143 = it means: I Love You
411 = it means: Info
BEOS = it means: Nudge
SUP = it means: What's Up
ISTM = It Seems to Me
IAITS = It's All In The Subject
IEF = It's Esther's Fault
INMP = It's Not My Problem
IBTC = Itty Bitty Titty Committee
JUADLAM = Jumping Up And Down Like A Monkey
JAFS = Just A F***ing Salesman
JAM = Just a Minute
JAS = Just A Second
JAD = Just Another day
JAFO = Just Another F***ing Onlooker
J/C = Just Checking
JDI = Just Do It
JEOMK = Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard
J5M = Just Five Minutes
J4G = Just For Grins
J/J = Just Joking
J/K = Just Kidding
JK = Just Kidding
JM2C = Just My 2 Cents
JMO = Just My Opinion
JOOTT = Just One Of Those Things
J/P = Just Playing
JSU = Just Shut Up
JT = Just Teasing
J2LYK = Just To Let You Know
JTLYK = Just To Let You Know
J/W = Just Wondering
KIT = Keep In Touch
KIR = Keep It Real
KISS = Keep It Simple Stupid
KMP = Keep Me Posted
KUTGW = Keep Up The Good Work
KYPO = Keep Your Pants On
KPC = Keeping Parents Clueless
KBD = Keyboard
KIA = Killed In Action
KFY = Kiss For You
KK = Kiss Kiss
KMA = Kiss My Ass
KMFHA = Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass
KMRIA = Kiss My Royal Irish Arse
KMSLA = Kiss My Shiny Little Ass
KMWA = Kiss My White Ass
KOTC = Kiss On The Cheek
KOTL = Kiss On The Lips
KOK = Knock
KWIM = Know What I Mean
LAQ = Lame Ass Quote
LSV = Language, Sex, Violence
LIFO = Last In First Out
L8R = Later
LOLA = Laugh Out Loud Again
LTM = Laugh To Myself
LBUG -or- LBIG = Laughing Because You Are Gay -or- Laughing Because I'm Gay
LHO = Laughing Head Off
LIS = Laughing In Silence
LMAO = Laughing My Ass Off
LMFAO = Laughing My F***ing Ass Off
LMSO = Laughing My Socks Off
LOL = Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)
LOOL = Laughing Outragously Out Loud
LOU = Laughing Over You
LTIC = Laughing 'Til I Cry
LWR = Launch When Ready
LPOS = Lazy Piece Of Sh*t
LMTCB = Left Message To Call Back
LMK = Let Me Know
LDTTWA = Let's Do The Time Warp Again
LHOS = Lets Have Online Sex
LMIRL = Let's Meet In Real Life
LONH = Lights On, Nobody Home
LBR and LGR = Little Boy's Room and Little Girl's Room
LKITR = Little Kid In The Room
LRF = Little Rubber Feet
LULU = Locally Undesireable Land Use
LD = Long Distance -or- Later Dude
LDR = Long Distance Relationship
LOPSOD = Long On Promises, Short On Delivery
LTR = Long Term Relationship
LTNS = Long Time No See
LDIMEDILLIGAF = Look Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F***
LLTA = Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause
LOMBARD = Lots Of Money But A Right Dick
LYB = Love Ya Babe
LYLB = Love Ya Later Bye
LYKYAMY = Love Ya, Kiss Ya, Already Miss Ya
LYMI = Love Ya, Mean It
LY = Love You
LY4E = Love You Forever
LYLAB = Love You Like a Brother
LYLAS = Love You Like A Sister
LYL = Love You Lots
LYWAMH = Love You With All My Heart
LYCYLBB = Love You, see You Later, Bye Bye
MorF = Male or Female
MM = Market Maker
M8 or M8s = Mate or Mates
MA = Mature Audience
MIHAP = May I Have Your Attention Please
MTFBWY = May The Force Be With You
MTSBWY = May The Schwartz Be With You
MTBF = Mean Time Between Failure
M4C = Meet for Coffee
MOTAS = Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOOS = Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOSS = Member Of The Same Sex
MOTSS = Members Of The Same Sex
MSG = Message
MB = Message Board
MOTD = Message Of The Day
MUBAR = Messed up Beyond All Recognition
MYL = Mind Your Language
MYOB = Mind Your Own Business
MSNUW = Mini-Skirt No UnderWear
MUSM = Miss You So Much
MIA = Missing In Action
MfG = Mit freundlichen Gruessen
MOP = MOment Please
MSMD = Monkey See Monkey Do
MITIN = More Info Than I Needed
MTF = More To Follow
MWBRL = More Will Be Revealed Later
MAYA = Most Advanced Yet Accessible
MOFO = Mother F***er
MILF = Mother I'd Like to F***
MOO = Mud, Object-Oriented
MFD = Multi-Function Device
MBN = Must Be Nice
MBRFN = Must Be Real F***ing Nice
MHOTY = My Hat's Off To You
MHBFY = My Heart Bleeds For You
MKOP = My Kind Of Place
MLAS = My Lips Are Sealed
MMHA2U = My Most Humble Apologies To You
MTLA = My True Love Always
NAZ = Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
NISM = Need I Say More
Ne2H = Need To Have
NIMY = Never In A Million Years
NM = Never Mind or Nothing Much
NCG = New College Graduate
NG = New Game
NUB = New person to site or game
NYCFS = New York City Finger Saluet
N1 = Nice One
NTK = Nice To Know
NBIF = No Basis In Fact
NBD = No Big Deal
NFI = No F***ing Idea
NFW = No F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way
NFF = No F*cking Fair
NIM = No Internal Message
NOFI = No OFfence Intended
NP = No Problem
NRN = No Reply Necessary
NSS = No Sh*t Sherlock
NSA = No Strings Attached
N/T = No Text
NW = No Way
NOYB = None Of Your Business
NAB = Not A Blonde
NADT = Not A Damn Thing
NALOPKT = Not A Lot of People Know That
N/A = Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated
NFG = Not F***ing Good
NFBSK = Not For British School Kids
NIMBY = Not In My Back Yard
NIMJD = Not In My Job Description
NIMQ = Not In My Queue
NIYWFD = Not In Your Wildest F*cking Dreams
NMH = Not Much Here
NMHJC = Not Much Here, Just Chilling
NMP = Not My Problem
NN = Not Now!
NQOCD = Not Quite Our Class Dear
NSFW = Not Safe For Work
NTIMM = Not That It Matters Much
NTTAWWT = Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
N2M = Not To Mention -or- Not Too Much
N2MJCHBU = Not Too Much Just Chillin, How aBout yoU
NWR = Not Work Related
NYC = Not Your Concern
N/M = Nothing Much
NIGYYSOB = Now I've Got You, You Son Of a B*tch
NMTE = Now More Than Ever
NTYMI = Now That You Mention It
NIFOC = Nude In Front Of The Computer
NAK = Nursing At Keyboard
OOTC = Obligatory On Topic Comment
OCD = Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
OTF = Off The Floor -or- On The phone (Fone)
OTTOMH = Off The Top Of My Head
OTW = Off The Wall
OT = Off Topic
OBTW = Oh By The Way
OICU812 = Oh I see you ate one too
OMB = Oh My Buddha
OMG = Oh My God
OML = Oh My Lord
ONID = Oh No I Didn't
ONNA = Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA = Oh No, Not This Again
OSIF = Oh Sh** I Forgot
OIC = Oh, I See
OUSU = Oh, You Shut Up
K = OK
OAUS = On An Unrelated Subject
OTOH = On The Other Hand
OTP = On The Phone
ODTAA = One Damn Thing After Another
14AA41 = One for All and All for One
MOMPL = One Moment Please
OOAK = One Of A Kind
OLL = OnLine Love
OMIK = Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
OWTTE = Or Words To That Effect
OC = Original Character -or- Own Character
OOC = Out Of Character -or- Out Of Control
OOF = Out Of Facility
OOI = Out Of Interest
OOO = Out Of Office
86 = Out Of or Over
OOTB = Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
OTL = Out To Lunch
OAO = Over And Out
OMDB = Over My Dead Body
OTT = Over The Top
OBE = Overcome By Events
PIF = Paid In Full
PITA = Pain In The Ass
PMFJI = Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMJI = Pardon My Jumping In
PTP = Pardon The Pun
P911 = Parent Alert
PBB = Parent Behind Back
PIR = Parent In Room
POS = Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**
PAL = Parents Are Listening
PAW = Parents Are Watching
POAK = Passed Out At Keyboard
PTPOP = Pat The Pissed Off Primate
PNATMBC = Pay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain
PITMEMBOAM = Peace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother
P2U4URAQTP = Peace to you for you are A cutie Pie
PIMP = Peeing In My Pants
PP = People
PIN = Person In Need
PONA = Person Of No Account
PM = Personal Message -or- Private Message
POSC = Piece Of Shit Computer
PIAPS = Pig In A Pant Suit
PO = Piss Off
P-ZA = Pizza
PBEM = Play By EMail
PLS = Please
PWP = Plot, What Plot?!
POV = Point of View
PHB = Pointy Haired Boss
PND = Possibly Not Definitely
PS = Post Script
PANS = Pretty Awesome New Stuff
PDQ = Pretty Darn Quick
PTH = Prime Tanning Hours
P&C; = Private and Confidential
PEBCAK = Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PICNIC = Problem In Chair, Not In Computer
PIBKAC = Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair
P2C2E = Process Too Complicated Too Explain
PSO = Product Superior to Operator
PD = Public Domain
PDOMA = Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass
PFA = Pulled From Ass -or- Please Find Attached
PMIGBOM = Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
POAHF = Put On A Happy Face
QQ = Quick Question
QL = Quit Laughing
QS = Quit Scrolling
QYB = Quit Your Bitchin
QOTD = Quote Of The Day
ROR = Raffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect)
RBTL = Read Between The Lines
RMLB = Read My Lips Baby
RMMM = Read My Mail Man
RTFM = Read The F***ing Manual
RTFAQ = Read the FAQ File
RTFQ = Read The Fu*king Question
RTM or RTFM = Read The Manual - or - Read The F*#king Manual
RMMA = Reading My Mind Again
RL = Real Life
RLF = Real Life Friend
RSN = Real Soon Now
RT = Real Time
RFR = Really F*#king Rich
RFS = Really F*#king Soon
RTBS = Reason To Be Single
RX = Regards
RE = Regards or Hello Again
RC = Remote Control
RAT = Remote(ly) Activated Trojan
RFD = Request For Discussion
R&D; = Research & Development
R&R; = Rest & Relaxation
RTK = Return To Keyboard
RB@Ya = Right Back at Ya
RBAY = Right Back At You
RN = Right Now
ROTM = Right On The Money
RTTSD = Right Thing To Say Dude
RKBA = Right to Keep and Bear Arms
RGR = Roger
RPG = Role Playing Games
RYO = Roll Your Own
ROFL = Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROTFL = Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLMAO = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLOL = Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTGL = Rolling On The Ground Laughing
ROTGLMAO = Rolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off
SED = Said Enough Darling
SOS = Same Old Sh**
SSDD = Same Sh** Different Day
SWAG = Scientific Wild Ass Guess -and- SoftWare And Giveaways
SWL = Screaming With Laughter
STD = Seal The Deal
SWALK = Sealed With A Loving Kiss
STFW = Search The F***ing Web
STW = Search The Web
SHMILY = See How Much I Love You
SWIS = See What I'm Saying
CUATU = See You Around The Universe
CUNS = See You In School
CUL = See You Later
CUL8ER = See You Later
CUL8R = See You Later
CYL = See You Later
CYO = See You Online
CU = See You -or- Cracking Up
SYS = See You Soon
CYT = See You Tomorrow
SOI = Self Owning Idiot
SMAIM = Send Me An Instant Message
SMIM = Send Me an Instant Message
SMEM = Send Me E-Mail
S2R = Send To Receive
SOH = Sense Of Humor
SOHF = Sense Of Humor Failure
SNAG = Sensitive New Age Guy
SWAK = Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss
SII = Seriously Impaired Imagination
SEG = Sh** Eating Grin
SH = Sh** Happens
SOGOP = Sh** Or Get Off the Pot
SOL = Sh** Out of Luck
SMH = Shaking My Head
SOT = Short On Time
SOTMG = Short On Time, Must Go
SIUYA = Shove It Up Your Ass
STFU = Shut The F*** Up
SU = Shut Up
SUAKM = Shut Up And Kiss Me
SUYF = Shut Up You Fool
SOMY = Sick Of Me Yet
SO = Significant Other (ie., spouse, boy/girlfriend)
SITCOMs = Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
SOIAR = Sit On It And Rotate
SICL = Sitting In Chair Laughing
SNAFU = Situation Normal, All F***ed Up
Sk8r = Skater
SHID = Slap Head In Disgust
ZZZ = Sleeping, Bored, Tired
C-P = Sleepy
SBUG = Small Bald Unaudacious Goal
SLIRK = Smart Little Rich Kid
SETE = Smiling Ear To Ear
SFETE = Smiling From Ear To Ear
SOOYA = Snake Out Of Your Ass
SNERT = Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
SFAIAA = So Far As I Am Aware
STS = So To Speak
SWDYT = So What Do You Think
SWU = So What's Up
SEP = Somebody Else's Problem
SSEWBA = Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
SLT = Something Like That
SOB = Son Of a B*tch
SBTA = Sorry, Being Thick Again
SCNR = Sorry, Could Not Resist
SFX = Sound Effects
SLAP = Sounds Like A Plan
SLAW = Sounds Like A Winner
S4L = Spam For Life
STM = Spank The Monkey
STYS = Speak To You Soon
SIC = Spelling Is Correct
SOP = Standard Operating Procedure
SRO = Standing Room Only
FGDAI = stands for Fuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It
OZ = stands for: Australia
SAHM = Stay At Home Mom
SITD = Still In The Dark
SFTTM = Stop Fu*king Talking To Me
STR8 = Straight
SorG = Straight or Gay
SME = Subject Matter Expert
SADAD = Suck A Dick And Die
SIUP = Suck It Up Pussy!
SMB = Suck My Balls
SUFI = Super Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile
SSC = Super Sexy Cute
SF = Surfer Friendly or Science Fiction
DWWWI = Surfing the World Wide Web while Intoxicated
TTFN = Ta Ta For Now
TAH = Take A Hike
TAP = Take A Pill
TC = Take Care
TCOY = Take Care Of Yourself
TAS = Taking A Shower
T@YL = Talk at You Later
TDTM = Talk Dirty To Me
TLK-2-U-L-8-R = Talk to You Later
TTUL = Talk to You Later
TTYL = Talk To You Later
TP = Team Player
TILII = Tell It Like It Is
TNA = Temporarily Not Available
TTS = Text to Speech
TGIF = Thank God It's Friday
TY = Thank You
TVN = Thank You Very Much
TYVM = Thank You Very Much
THX or TX or THKS = Thanks
TNX = Thanks
TXS = Thanks
TA = Thanks Again
TFN = Thanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice
TIA = Thanks In Advance
TGGTG = That Girl/Guy has Got To Go
TFDS = That is For Darn Sure
PU = That Stinks
TWIWI = That Was Interesting, Wasn't It
TAFN = That's All For Now
TLITBC = That's Life In The Big City
TTT = That's The Ticket -or- To The Top -or- Thought That Too
TEOTWAWKI = The End Of The World As We Know It
TLGO = The List Goes On
TPC = The Phone Company
TPTB = The Powers That Be
MWAH = the sound of a kiss
TANSTAAFL = There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TMTOWTDI = There's More Than One Way To Do It
TARFU = Things Are Really F***ed Up
TIAIL = Think I Am In Love
TOY = Thinking Of You
TSIA = This Says It All
TWHAB = This Won't Hurt A Bit
TFH = Thread From Hell
TLA = Three Letter Acronym
TNT = Til Next Time
TOPCA = Til Our Paths Cross Again
TTG = Time to Go
TBA = To Be Advised
TBC = To Be Continued
TBH = To Be Honest
2B or not 2B = To Be Or Not To Be
TK = To Come
TTBOMK = To The Best Of My Knowledge
TWIMC = To Whom it may Concern
TOM = Tomorrow
TIC = Tongue In Cheek
TNC = Tongue In Cheek
2NITE = Tonight
TOT = Tons of Time
2BZ4UQT = Too Busy For You Cutey
TDM = Too Darn Many
2G2B4G = Too Good To Be Forgotten
2G2BT = Too Good To Be True
TMI = Too Much Information
TQM = Total Quality Management
TSR = Totally Stuck in RAM
TS = Tough Sh**
TSOB = Tough Son Of a B*tch
TFX = Traffic
TCB = Trouble Came Back
TM = Trust Me
TSRA = Two Shakes of a Rat's Ass
UPOD = Under Promise Over Deliver
UBS = Unique Buying State
USP = Unique Selling Proposition
unPC = unPolitically Correct
^URS = Up Yours
VFM = Value For Money
VC = Venture Capital
VBG = Very Big Grin
VBS = Very Big Smile
VEG = Very Evil Grin
VSF = Very Sad Face
VRBS = Virtual Reality Bull Sh**
VM = Voice Mail
WTB = Want To Buy
WTGP = Want To Go Private
WOMBAT = Waste Of Money, Brains And Time
WKEWL = Way Cool
WF = Way Fun
WTG = Way To Go
WTMI = Way Too Much Information
WETSU = We Eat This Sh** Up
WX = Weather
WAMBAM = Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar
WB = Welcome Back -or- Write Back
WOOFYS = Well Off Older Folks
WNOHGB = Were No One Has Gone Before
WAFM = What A F***ing Mess
WAI = What An Idiot
WAYD = What Are You Doing
WDYS = What Did You Say
WDYT = What Do You Think
WITFITS = What In The F*** Is This Sh**
WITW = What In The World
WTF = What The F***
WTH = What the Heck
WWSD = What Would Satan Do
WYSIWYG = What You See Is What You Get
WYSLPG = What You See Looks Pretty Good
WE = Whatever
WYS = Whatever You Say
WYT = Whatever You Think
WIIFM = What's In It For Me
S^ = What's Up
WU = What's Up
WYP = What's Your Problem
WYRN = What's Your Real Name
WAYN = Where Are You Now
WTSDS = Where The Sun Don't Shine
WWY = Where Were You
WUF = Where You From
WC = Who Cares
WCA = Who Cares Anyway
WDALYIC = Who Died And Left You In Charge
WGAFF = Who Gives A Flying F***
WEG = Wicked Evil Grin
WG = Wicked Grin
WAG = Wild Ass Guess
WYCM = Will You Call Me
WISP = Winning Is So Pleasureable
WOG = Wise Old Guy
WYWH = Wish You Were Here
WDR = With Due Respect
WOP = With Out Papers
WRT = With Regard To or With Respect To
W/O = Without
WAD = Without A Doubt
WT = Without Thinking -or- What The -or- Who The
WTTM = Without Thinking To Much
WIT = Wordsmith In Training
WIP = Work In Process
WFM = Works For Me
WIBNI = Wouldn't It Be Nice If
WIU = Wrap It Up
WBS = Write Back Soon
YR = Yeah Right
YYSSW = Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
YSYD = Yeah, Sure You Do
YA = Yet Another
YACC = Yet Another Calendar Company
YA yaya = Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
U = You
UR = You Are
URAPITA = You Are A Pain In The Ass
URYY4M = You Are Too Wise For Me
URWS = You Are Wise
YAFIYGI = You Asked For It You Got It
YDKM = You Don't Know Me
YGBK = You Gotta Be Kidding
YGBSM = You Gotta Be Sh**ing Me
YHM = You Have Mail
YKW = You Know What
YNK = You Never Know
YTTT = You Telling The Truth
U2 = You Too
U-L = You Will
YBS = You'll Be Sorry
YEPPIES = Young Experimenting Perfection Seekers
YUPPIES = Young Urban Professionals
YCT = Your Comment To
YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary
YOYO = You're On Your Own
YRYOCC = You're Running on Your Own Cookoo Clock
YW = You're Welcome
YWIA = You're Welcome In Advance
YIC = Yours In Christ
YBF = You've Been F***ed
Original list inspired by: NetLingo
5FS = 5 Finger Salute
H4XX0R = a "hacker" or "to be hacked"
ABITHIWTIDB = A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
AFAHMASP = A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
AFPOE = A Fresh Pair Of Eyes
AFAGAY = A Friend As Good As You
AFINIAFI = A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
AFT = About F***ing Time
ABT2 = About To
AWOL = Absent Without Leave
AOB = Abuse Of Bandwidth
ACE = Access Control Entry
ACK = Acknowledgement
AFZ = Acronym free zone
ALTG = Act Locally, Think Globally
ALOL = Actually Laughing Out Loud
ADR = Address
AMF = Adios Muther F***er
ASL = Age/Sex/Location
ASLMH = Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
A/S/L/P = Age/Sex/Location/Picture
ATAB = Ain't That A Bitch
AAS = Alive And Smiling
Alcon = All Concerned
OK = All Correct
ADBB = All Done Bye Bye
AMBW = All My Best Wishes
AML = All My Love
AMRMTYFTS = All My Roommates Thank You For The Show
AOAS = All Of A Sudden
ATW = All the Web or Around the Web
AYCE = All You Can Eat
aight = Alright
AKA or a.k.a. = Also Known As
ACD = Alt Control Delete
AATK = Always At The Keyboard
AIMP = Always In My Prayers
ALOTBSOL = Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
AAAAA = American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AGKWE = And God Knows What Else
AIAMU = And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
ANFAWFOWS = And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor
ANFSCD = And Now For Something Completely Different
AYTMTB = And You're Telling Me This Because
AFGO = Anotgher F***ing Growth Opportunity
ADAD = Another Day Another Dollar
ADIH = Another Day In Hell
ADIP = Another Day In Paradise
AND = Any day now
AFDN = Any F***ing Day Now
NESEC = Any Second
NE1 = Anyone
NE1ER = Anyone Here
NE = Anyway
AS = Ape Shit
AP = Apple Pie
AON = Apropos Of Nothing
AWGTHTGTTA = Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
AWGTHTGTTSA = Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh** Again
RU = Are You
RUFKM = aRe yoU Fu*king Kidding Me?!
RUMORF = Are You Male Or Female
RUNTS = are you Nuts?
RUOK = Are you OK
RUMCYMHMD = Are You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose
RU/18 = aRe yoU over 18?
AYSOS = Are You Stupid Or Something
RUT = aRe yoU There?
RUUP4IT = Are You Up For It
AYC = Aren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky
AAF = As A Friend
AAMOF = As A Matter Of Fact
AAMOI = As A Matter Of Interest
AAYF = As Always, Your Friend
AEAP = As Early As Possible
AFIAA = As Far As I Am Aware
AFAICS = As Far As I Can See
AFAICT = As far As I can Tell
AFAIK = As Far As I Know
AFAIU = As Far As I Understand
AFAIUI = As Far As I Understand It
AFAIC = As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAP = As Far As Possible
AFAYC = As Far As You're Concerned
AIMB = As I Mentioned Before
AISB = As I Said Before
AISE = As I Said Earlier
AISI = As I See It
AIH = As It Happens
ALAP = As Late As Possible
AMAP = As Many As Possible
ASAFP = As Soon As "Friggin" Possible
ASAP = As Soon As Possible
AYK = As You Know
AAK = Asleep At Keyboard
AB = Ass Backwards
AAR = At Any Rate
AAR8 = At Any Rate
@TEOTD = At The End Of The Day
ATST = At The Same Time
AFC = Away From Computer
AFK = Away From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill
BAK = Back At my Keyboard
BITD = Back In The Day
BLBBLB = Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird
BTFO = Back The F*** Off -or- Bend The F*** Over
BTTT = Back To The Top -or- Bump To The Top
BOTEC = Back-Of-The-Envelope Calculation
BAMF = Bad Ass Muther F***er
BMF = Bad Muther F***er
BHOF = Bald Headed Old Fart
BIF = Basis In Fact or Before I Forget
BOFH = Bastard Operator From Hell
BR = Bathroom
BB = Be Back
BBIAB = Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF = Be Back In A Few
BBIAS = Be Back In A Sec
BBIAW = Be Back In A While
BBL = Be Back Later
BBSD = Be Back Soon Darling
BBSL = Be Back Sooner or Later
BBT = Be Back Tomorrow
BRB = Be Right Back
BRT = Be Right There
BCNU = Be Seein' You
BTWBO = Be There With Bells On
BTHOOM = Beats The Heck Out Of Me
BTSOOM = Beats The Sh** Out Of Me
B/C = Because
BCOZ = Because
BNDN = Been Nowhere Done Nothing
BTDT = Been There Done That
BTDTGTS = Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
BIBO = Beer In, Beer Out
B4 = Before
B4U = Before You
B4YKI = Before You Know It
BL = Belly Laughing
BOHICA = Bend Over Here It Comes Again
BFF = Best Friends Forever
BFFTTE = Best Friends Forever Til The End
BW = Best Wishes
BKA = Better Known As
BFE = Beyond F***ing Egypt
BBMFIC = Big Bad Muther F***er In Charge
BCBS = Big Company, Big School
BDN = Big Damn Number
BD = Big Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain
BDC = Big Dumb Company or Big Dot Com
BFD = Big F***ing Deal
BFR = Big Fucken Rock
BHAG = Big Hairy Audacious Goal
BHG = Big Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl
BNF = Big Name Fan
BPLM = Big Person Little Mind
BSAAW = Big Smile And A Wink
BS = Big Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain
BMOF = Bite Me Old Fart
BWO = Black, White or Other
BIOYE = Blow It Out Your Ear
BIOYIOP = Blow It Out Your I/O Port
BIOYN = Blow it Out Your Nose
BBFBBM = Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
BOBFOC = Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
BCBG = Bon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cu Belle Geulle
BSBD&NE; = Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience
BF = Boyfriend -or- Bitch Features
BYOA = Bring Your Own Advil
BO = Bug Off -or- Body Odor
BAG = Bursting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin
BWL = Bursting With Laughter
BAU = Business As Usual
BMGWL = Busting My Gut With Laughter
BDBI5M = Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes
BOCTAAE = But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions
BOTOH = But On The Other Hand
BSF = But Seriously, Folks
BTA = But Then Again or Before The Attacks
BWDIK = But What Do I Know
BYKT = But you Knew That
BTW = By The Way
BTWITIAILW/U = By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You
BIBI = Bye Bye
BBB = Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief
BBBG = Bye Bye Be Good
BBN = Bye Bye Now
B4N = Bye For Now
BFN = Bye For Now
BB4N = Bye-Bye for Now
BBFN = Bye-Bye for Now
BM = Byte Me
BMOTA = Byte Me On The Ass
BT = Byte This
CFV = Call For Vote
CTA = Call To Action
CY = Calm Yourself
CBB = Can't Be Bothered
CBF = Can't Be F***ed
CRAFT = Can't Remember A F***ing Thing
CRAT = Can't Remember A Thing
CRAWS = Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
CRS = Can't Remember Sh**
CRTLA = Can't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
CSL = Can't Stop Laughing
COS = Change Of Subject
CB = Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break
CWYL = Chat With You Later
CRAP = Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
CYM = Check Your Mail
CTC = Choking The Chicken -or- Care To Chat
C&G; = Chuckly and Grin
CofS = Church of Scientology
C4N = Ciao For Now
C-T = City
CHA = Click Here Asshole
COB = Close Of Business
CICO = Coffee In, Coffee Out
CRB = Come Right Back
CIS = CompuServe Information Service
gratz = Congratulations
CID = Consider It Done
CNP = Continued in Next Post
KEWL = Cool
CAAC = Cool As A Cucumber
CMIW = Correct Me if I'm Wrong
CMF = Count My Fingers
CYA = Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya
CBJ = Covered Blow Job
CMU = Crack Me Up
C/P = Cross Post
CRBT = Crying Real Big Tears
QT = Cutie
DGYF = Damn Girl You're Fine
DURS! -or- DUS! = Damn You Are Sexy! -or- Damn You Sexy!
DITR = Dancing In The Rain
DF = Dear Friend
DH = Dear Hubby or Husband
DORD = Department of Redundancy Department
DOE = Depends On Experience
DITYID = Did I Tell You I'm Distressed
DUST = Did You See That
DYSTSOTT = Did You See The Size Of That Thing
DDD = Direct Distance Dial
DFLA = Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA)
DIKU = Do I Know You
DILLIGAD = Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
DILLIGAS = Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**
DIY = Do It Yourself
DTRT = Do The Right Thing
DYHAB = Do You Have A Boyfriend
DYHAG = Do You Have A Girlfriend
DYOFDW = Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work
DNC = Does Not Compute
DWYM = Does What You Mean
DBA = Doing Business As
DP = Domestic Partner
DAMHIKT = Don't Ask Me How I Know That
DBABAI = Don't Be A Bitch About It
DBEYR = Don't Believe Everything You Read
DETI = Don't Even Think It
DGA = Don't Go Anywhere
DGT = Don't Go There
DGTG = Don't Go There Girlfriend
DHYB = Don't Hold Your Breath
DKDC = Don't Know Don't Care
DLTBBB = Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
DLTM = Don't Lie To Me
DMI = Don't Mention It
DQYDJ = Don't Quit Your Day Job
DQMOT = Don't Quote Me On This
DRIB = Don't Read If Busy
DWBH = Don't Worry Be Happy
DWB = Don't Write Back
DYJHIW = Don't You Just Hate it When...
DL = Download -or- Dead Link
DUI = Driving Under the Influence
DWI = Driving While Intoxicated
DWS = Driving While Stupid
DARFC = Ducking And Running For Cover
DYFM = Dude You Fascinate Me
DD = Due Diligence
EZ = Easy
E123 = Easy as One, Two, Three
ESMF = Eat Sh** Mother F***er
ESADYFA = Eat Shit And Die You F***ing Asshole
EAK = Eating at Keyboard
EFT = Electronic Funds Transfer
EML = Email Me Later
EMSG = E-Mail Message
EWI = E-mailing While Intoxicated
EOD = End Of Day
EOM = End Of Message
EOT = End Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion)
NRG = Energy
NUFF = Enough Said
ESO = Equipment Smarter than Operator
ETA = Estimated Time of Arrival
ETLA = ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA)
EVRE1 = Every One
ESEMED = Every Second Every Minute Every Day
EG = Evil Grin
EL = Evil Laugh
EMRTW = Evil Monkey's Rule The World
X-I-10 = Exciting
EM = Excuse Me
XME = Excuse Me
EMFBI = Excuse Me For Butting In
EMI = Excuse My Ignorance
FO = F*** Off
FSU = F*** Shit Up
FTF = F*** That's Funny
FTRF = F*** That's Really Funny
FYIFV = F*** You I'm Fully Vested
FU2 = F*** You Too
FUBAR = F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBB = F***ed Up Beyond Belief
FUM = F***ed Up Mess
FRED = F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device
FINE = F***ked up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional
F2F = Face-to-Face
FILTH = Failed In London, Try Hong Kong
FBKS = Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
FOMCL = Falling Off My Chair Laughing
FOFL = Falling on Floor Laughing
FMTYEWTK = Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
FYSBIGTBABN = Fasten Your SeatBelts It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night
FTASB = Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTL = Faster Than Light
FE = Fatal Error
FILF = Father I'd Like to F***
FUD = Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
FAB = Features Attributes Benefits
FITB = Fill in the Blanks
FISH = First in, Still Here
FAWC = For Anyone Who Cares
FFS = For F***s Sake
FSR = For Some Reason
FTFOI = For The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It
FTLOG = For The Love Of God
FTR = For The Record
FTTB = For The Time Being
FTW = For The Win
FWIW = For What It's Worth
FYA = For Your Amusement
FYE = For Your Edification
FYI = For Your Information
FYM = For Your Misinformation
4NR = Foreigner
4ever = Forever
4EAE = ForEver And Ever
FWD = Forward
FORD = Found On Road Dead -or- Fixed Or Repaired Daily -or- F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
FLA = Four Letter Acronym
FOC = Free of Charge
FAQOMFT = Frequently Argued Waste Of My F*cking Time
FAQL = Frequently Asked Questions List
FF&PN; = Fresh Fields and Pastures New
FOAF = Friend Of A Friend
FF = Friends Forever
FWB = Friends With Benefits
FTBOMH = From The Bottom Of My Heart
FYLTGE = From Your Lips To Gods Ears
FBI = Fucking Brilliant Idea
GIGO = Garbage In, Garbage Out
GOS = Gay Or Straight
GLBT = Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender
GIWIST = Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
GUD = Geographically UnDesirable
GAL = Get A Life
GALHER = Get A Load of Her
GALHIM = Get A Load of Him
GOYHH = Get Off Your High Horse
GOI = Get Over It
GTFOOH = Get The F*** Out Of Here
GWS = Get Well Soon
GYHOOYA = Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass
GYPO = Get Your Pants Off
GTM = Giggle To Myself
GOL = Giggling Out Loud
GF = Girlfriend
GALGAL = Give A Little Get A Little
GMAB = Give Me A Break
GMAFB = Give Me A F***ing Break
GTSY = Glad To See You
GA = Go Ahead
GFY = Go F*** Yourself
GFF = Go F****ing Figure
GFI = Go For It
GSOAS = Go Sit On A Snake
GTH = Go To Hell
GDI = God Damn It -or- God Damn Independent
GLYASDI = God Loves You And So Do I
GOK = God Only Knows
GTRM = Going To Read Mail
GFN = Gone For Now
GFTD = Gone For The Day
GG = Good Game (or) Gotta Go
GLG = Good Looking Girl
GL = Good Luck -or- Get Lost
GM = Good Morning
GNSD = Good Night Sweet Dreams
DOEI = Goodbye (in Dutch)
CIAO = Goodbye (in Italian)
POOF = Good-bye, also seen as ::poof::
GAP = Got A Pic?
GAS = Got A Second
GNBLFY = Got Nothing But Love For You
GTG = Got To Go
G2GLYS = Got To Go Love Ya So
GTGP = Got To Go Pee
GTGB = Got To Go, Bye
GGN = Gotta Go Now
GGP = Gotta Go Pee
GR8 = Great
GBG = Great Big Grin
GBH = Great Big Hug
GMTA = Great Minds Think Alike
GMTFT = Great Minds Think For Themselves
GR&D; = Grinning Running And Ducking
GD&R; = Grinning, Ducking and Running
G = Guess -or- Grin
HHO1/2K = Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOK = Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HHOS = Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
HHOJ = Ha-Ha, Only Joking
HITAKS = Hang In There And Keep Smiling
HTB = Hang The Bastards
HHIS = Hanging Head In Shame
HHTYAY = Happy Holidays To You And Yours
RRR = haR haR haR (instead of LOL)
HAGN = Have A Good Night
HAGO = Have A Good One
HAGD = Have a Great Day
HAND = Have a Nice Day
HUYA = Head Up Your A**
HUA = Heads Up Ace
HAWTLW = Hello And Welcome To Last Week
HF = Hello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith
HIOOC = Help, I'm Out Of Coffee
HWGA = Here We Go Again
HT = Hi There
HTNOTH = Hit The Nail On The Head
HD = Hold
h/o = Hold On
h/p = Hold Please
HOHA = HOllywood HAcker
HCC = Holy Computer Crap
HIH = Hope It Helps
HTH = Hope This (or That) Helps
HBIB = Hot But Inappropriate Boy
HNTW = How Nice That Was
HNTI = How Nice That/This Is
HSIK = How Should I Know
HIG = How's It Going
H&K; = Hug and Kiss
HUGZ = Hugs
HAK = Hugs And Kisses
XOXO = Hugs and Kisses
HB = Hurry Back
IAW = I Agree With
IASAP4U = I Always Say A Prayer For You
IANAC = I Am Not A Crook
IANADBIPOOTV = I Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV
IANAL = I Am Not A Lawyer
IANAE = I Am Not an Expert
IANNNGC = I Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties
IMS = I Am Sorry
IAT = I Am Tired
IM2BZ2P = I aM Too Busy To (even) Pee!
IBTD = I Beg To Differ
ICBW = I Could Be Wrong
IDST = I Didn't Say That
IDC = I Don't Care
IDGI = I Don't Get It
IDGAF = I Don't Give A F***
IDGARA = I Don't Give A Rats Ass
IDK = I Don't Know
IDKY = I Don't Know You
IDTS = I Don't Think So
IFU = I F***ed Up
IFAB = I Found A Bug
IGTP = I Get The Point
IGGP = I Gotta Go Pee
IHA = I Hate Acronyms
IHAIM = I Have Another Instant Message
IHNO = I Have No Opinion
IHTFP = I Have Truly Found Paradise or I Hate This F***ing Place
IHU = I Hear You
IKALOPLT = I Know A Lot Of People Like That
ILICISCOMK = I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
ILMURLABITIMMHAC = I Like Making Up Ridiculously Long Acronyms Because I Think It Makes Me Hip And Cool
IYQ = I like you
ILA = I Love Acronyms
ILU = I Love You
ILY = I Love You
ISS = I Said So
ISAGN = I See A Great Need
ISWYM = I See What You Mean
ISTR = I Seem To Remember
ITIGBS = I Think I'm Going To Be Sick
IWSN = I Want Sex Now
IWALU = I Will Always Love You
IBRB = I Will Be Right Back
I 1-D-R = I Wonder
I-D-L = Ideal
ID10T = Idiot
IIRC = If I Remember Correctly or If I Recall Correctly
IIR = If I Remember or If I Recall
IITYWIMWYBMAD = If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink
IITYWYBMAD = If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
IIMAD = If It Makes An(y) Difference
IIWM = If It Were Me
INNW = If Not Now, When
IYAOYAS = If You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh**
IYKWIM = If You Know What I Mean
IYKWIMAITYD = If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IUM = If You Must
IYSS = If You Say So
IYSWIM = If You See What I Mean
IBIWISI = I'll Believe It When I See It
ISYALS = I'll Send You A Letter Soon
IOH = I'm Outta Here
IPN = I'm Posting Naked
N-A-Y-L = In A While
IAC = In Any Case
IAC = In Any Case
IAE = In Any Event
IBTL = In Before The Lock
IBT = In Between Technology
IC = In Character
IMAO = In My Arrogant Opinion
IMCO = In My Considered Opinion
IMHEIUO = In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion
IMHO = In My Humble Opinion
IMNERHO = In My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion
IMNSHO = In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO = In My Opinion
IMOO = In My Own Opinion
INPO = In No Particular Order
IOW = In Other Words
IRL = In Real Life
ITM = In The Money
IYD = In Your Dreams
IYO = In Your Opinion
NDN = Indian or Native American
ISH = Insert Sarcasm Here
IOUD = Inside, Outside, Upside Down
IM = Instant Messaging -or- Immediate Message
IIIO = Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
I&I; = Intercourse and Inebriation
IDM = It Does Not Matter
GRRRR = it means Growling
<3 = it means: a Heart
404 = it means: I Haven't A Clue
143 = it means: I Love You
411 = it means: Info
BEOS = it means: Nudge
SUP = it means: What's Up
ISTM = It Seems to Me
IAITS = It's All In The Subject
IEF = It's Esther's Fault
INMP = It's Not My Problem
IBTC = Itty Bitty Titty Committee
JUADLAM = Jumping Up And Down Like A Monkey
JAFS = Just A F***ing Salesman
JAM = Just a Minute
JAS = Just A Second
JAD = Just Another day
JAFO = Just Another F***ing Onlooker
J/C = Just Checking
JDI = Just Do It
JEOMK = Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard
J5M = Just Five Minutes
J4G = Just For Grins
J/J = Just Joking
J/K = Just Kidding
JK = Just Kidding
JM2C = Just My 2 Cents
JMO = Just My Opinion
JOOTT = Just One Of Those Things
J/P = Just Playing
JSU = Just Shut Up
JT = Just Teasing
J2LYK = Just To Let You Know
JTLYK = Just To Let You Know
J/W = Just Wondering
KIT = Keep In Touch
KIR = Keep It Real
KISS = Keep It Simple Stupid
KMP = Keep Me Posted
KUTGW = Keep Up The Good Work
KYPO = Keep Your Pants On
KPC = Keeping Parents Clueless
KBD = Keyboard
KIA = Killed In Action
KFY = Kiss For You
KK = Kiss Kiss
KMA = Kiss My Ass
KMFHA = Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass
KMRIA = Kiss My Royal Irish Arse
KMSLA = Kiss My Shiny Little Ass
KMWA = Kiss My White Ass
KOTC = Kiss On The Cheek
KOTL = Kiss On The Lips
KOK = Knock
KWIM = Know What I Mean
LAQ = Lame Ass Quote
LSV = Language, Sex, Violence
LIFO = Last In First Out
L8R = Later
LOLA = Laugh Out Loud Again
LTM = Laugh To Myself
LBUG -or- LBIG = Laughing Because You Are Gay -or- Laughing Because I'm Gay
LHO = Laughing Head Off
LIS = Laughing In Silence
LMAO = Laughing My Ass Off
LMFAO = Laughing My F***ing Ass Off
LMSO = Laughing My Socks Off
LOL = Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)
LOOL = Laughing Outragously Out Loud
LOU = Laughing Over You
LTIC = Laughing 'Til I Cry
LWR = Launch When Ready
LPOS = Lazy Piece Of Sh*t
LMTCB = Left Message To Call Back
LMK = Let Me Know
LDTTWA = Let's Do The Time Warp Again
LHOS = Lets Have Online Sex
LMIRL = Let's Meet In Real Life
LONH = Lights On, Nobody Home
LBR and LGR = Little Boy's Room and Little Girl's Room
LKITR = Little Kid In The Room
LRF = Little Rubber Feet
LULU = Locally Undesireable Land Use
LD = Long Distance -or- Later Dude
LDR = Long Distance Relationship
LOPSOD = Long On Promises, Short On Delivery
LTR = Long Term Relationship
LTNS = Long Time No See
LDIMEDILLIGAF = Look Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F***
LLTA = Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause
LOMBARD = Lots Of Money But A Right Dick
LYB = Love Ya Babe
LYLB = Love Ya Later Bye
LYKYAMY = Love Ya, Kiss Ya, Already Miss Ya
LYMI = Love Ya, Mean It
LY = Love You
LY4E = Love You Forever
LYLAB = Love You Like a Brother
LYLAS = Love You Like A Sister
LYL = Love You Lots
LYWAMH = Love You With All My Heart
LYCYLBB = Love You, see You Later, Bye Bye
MorF = Male or Female
MM = Market Maker
M8 or M8s = Mate or Mates
MA = Mature Audience
MIHAP = May I Have Your Attention Please
MTFBWY = May The Force Be With You
MTSBWY = May The Schwartz Be With You
MTBF = Mean Time Between Failure
M4C = Meet for Coffee
MOTAS = Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOOS = Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOSS = Member Of The Same Sex
MOTSS = Members Of The Same Sex
MSG = Message
MB = Message Board
MOTD = Message Of The Day
MUBAR = Messed up Beyond All Recognition
MYL = Mind Your Language
MYOB = Mind Your Own Business
MSNUW = Mini-Skirt No UnderWear
MUSM = Miss You So Much
MIA = Missing In Action
MfG = Mit freundlichen Gruessen
MOP = MOment Please
MSMD = Monkey See Monkey Do
MITIN = More Info Than I Needed
MTF = More To Follow
MWBRL = More Will Be Revealed Later
MAYA = Most Advanced Yet Accessible
MOFO = Mother F***er
MILF = Mother I'd Like to F***
MOO = Mud, Object-Oriented
MFD = Multi-Function Device
MBN = Must Be Nice
MBRFN = Must Be Real F***ing Nice
MHOTY = My Hat's Off To You
MHBFY = My Heart Bleeds For You
MKOP = My Kind Of Place
MLAS = My Lips Are Sealed
MMHA2U = My Most Humble Apologies To You
MTLA = My True Love Always
NAZ = Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
NISM = Need I Say More
Ne2H = Need To Have
NIMY = Never In A Million Years
NM = Never Mind or Nothing Much
NCG = New College Graduate
NG = New Game
NUB = New person to site or game
NYCFS = New York City Finger Saluet
N1 = Nice One
NTK = Nice To Know
NBIF = No Basis In Fact
NBD = No Big Deal
NFI = No F***ing Idea
NFW = No F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way
NFF = No F*cking Fair
NIM = No Internal Message
NOFI = No OFfence Intended
NP = No Problem
NRN = No Reply Necessary
NSS = No Sh*t Sherlock
NSA = No Strings Attached
N/T = No Text
NW = No Way
NOYB = None Of Your Business
NAB = Not A Blonde
NADT = Not A Damn Thing
NALOPKT = Not A Lot of People Know That
N/A = Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated
NFG = Not F***ing Good
NFBSK = Not For British School Kids
NIMBY = Not In My Back Yard
NIMJD = Not In My Job Description
NIMQ = Not In My Queue
NIYWFD = Not In Your Wildest F*cking Dreams
NMH = Not Much Here
NMHJC = Not Much Here, Just Chilling
NMP = Not My Problem
NN = Not Now!
NQOCD = Not Quite Our Class Dear
NSFW = Not Safe For Work
NTIMM = Not That It Matters Much
NTTAWWT = Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
N2M = Not To Mention -or- Not Too Much
N2MJCHBU = Not Too Much Just Chillin, How aBout yoU
NWR = Not Work Related
NYC = Not Your Concern
N/M = Nothing Much
NIGYYSOB = Now I've Got You, You Son Of a B*tch
NMTE = Now More Than Ever
NTYMI = Now That You Mention It
NIFOC = Nude In Front Of The Computer
NAK = Nursing At Keyboard
OOTC = Obligatory On Topic Comment
OCD = Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
OTF = Off The Floor -or- On The phone (Fone)
OTTOMH = Off The Top Of My Head
OTW = Off The Wall
OT = Off Topic
OBTW = Oh By The Way
OICU812 = Oh I see you ate one too
OMB = Oh My Buddha
OMG = Oh My God
OML = Oh My Lord
ONID = Oh No I Didn't
ONNA = Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA = Oh No, Not This Again
OSIF = Oh Sh** I Forgot
OIC = Oh, I See
OUSU = Oh, You Shut Up
K = OK
OAUS = On An Unrelated Subject
OTOH = On The Other Hand
OTP = On The Phone
ODTAA = One Damn Thing After Another
14AA41 = One for All and All for One
MOMPL = One Moment Please
OOAK = One Of A Kind
OLL = OnLine Love
OMIK = Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
OWTTE = Or Words To That Effect
OC = Original Character -or- Own Character
OOC = Out Of Character -or- Out Of Control
OOF = Out Of Facility
OOI = Out Of Interest
OOO = Out Of Office
86 = Out Of or Over
OOTB = Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
OTL = Out To Lunch
OAO = Over And Out
OMDB = Over My Dead Body
OTT = Over The Top
OBE = Overcome By Events
PIF = Paid In Full
PITA = Pain In The Ass
PMFJI = Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMJI = Pardon My Jumping In
PTP = Pardon The Pun
P911 = Parent Alert
PBB = Parent Behind Back
PIR = Parent In Room
POS = Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**
PAL = Parents Are Listening
PAW = Parents Are Watching
POAK = Passed Out At Keyboard
PTPOP = Pat The Pissed Off Primate
PNATMBC = Pay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain
PITMEMBOAM = Peace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother
P2U4URAQTP = Peace to you for you are A cutie Pie
PIMP = Peeing In My Pants
PP = People
PIN = Person In Need
PONA = Person Of No Account
PM = Personal Message -or- Private Message
POSC = Piece Of Shit Computer
PIAPS = Pig In A Pant Suit
PO = Piss Off
P-ZA = Pizza
PBEM = Play By EMail
PLS = Please
PWP = Plot, What Plot?!
POV = Point of View
PHB = Pointy Haired Boss
PND = Possibly Not Definitely
PS = Post Script
PANS = Pretty Awesome New Stuff
PDQ = Pretty Darn Quick
PTH = Prime Tanning Hours
P&C; = Private and Confidential
PEBCAK = Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PICNIC = Problem In Chair, Not In Computer
PIBKAC = Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair
P2C2E = Process Too Complicated Too Explain
PSO = Product Superior to Operator
PD = Public Domain
PDOMA = Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass
PFA = Pulled From Ass -or- Please Find Attached
PMIGBOM = Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
POAHF = Put On A Happy Face
QQ = Quick Question
QL = Quit Laughing
QS = Quit Scrolling
QYB = Quit Your Bitchin
QOTD = Quote Of The Day
ROR = Raffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect)
RBTL = Read Between The Lines
RMLB = Read My Lips Baby
RMMM = Read My Mail Man
RTFM = Read The F***ing Manual
RTFAQ = Read the FAQ File
RTFQ = Read The Fu*king Question
RTM or RTFM = Read The Manual - or - Read The F*#king Manual
RMMA = Reading My Mind Again
RL = Real Life
RLF = Real Life Friend
RSN = Real Soon Now
RT = Real Time
RFR = Really F*#king Rich
RFS = Really F*#king Soon
RTBS = Reason To Be Single
RX = Regards
RE = Regards or Hello Again
RC = Remote Control
RAT = Remote(ly) Activated Trojan
RFD = Request For Discussion
R&D; = Research & Development
R&R; = Rest & Relaxation
RTK = Return To Keyboard
RB@Ya = Right Back at Ya
RBAY = Right Back At You
RN = Right Now
ROTM = Right On The Money
RTTSD = Right Thing To Say Dude
RKBA = Right to Keep and Bear Arms
RGR = Roger
RPG = Role Playing Games
RYO = Roll Your Own
ROFL = Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROTFL = Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLMAO = Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLOL = Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTGL = Rolling On The Ground Laughing
ROTGLMAO = Rolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off
SED = Said Enough Darling
SOS = Same Old Sh**
SSDD = Same Sh** Different Day
SWAG = Scientific Wild Ass Guess -and- SoftWare And Giveaways
SWL = Screaming With Laughter
STD = Seal The Deal
SWALK = Sealed With A Loving Kiss
STFW = Search The F***ing Web
STW = Search The Web
SHMILY = See How Much I Love You
SWIS = See What I'm Saying
CUATU = See You Around The Universe
CUNS = See You In School
CUL = See You Later
CUL8ER = See You Later
CUL8R = See You Later
CYL = See You Later
CYO = See You Online
CU = See You -or- Cracking Up
SYS = See You Soon
CYT = See You Tomorrow
SOI = Self Owning Idiot
SMAIM = Send Me An Instant Message
SMIM = Send Me an Instant Message
SMEM = Send Me E-Mail
S2R = Send To Receive
SOH = Sense Of Humor
SOHF = Sense Of Humor Failure
SNAG = Sensitive New Age Guy
SWAK = Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss
SII = Seriously Impaired Imagination
SEG = Sh** Eating Grin
SH = Sh** Happens
SOGOP = Sh** Or Get Off the Pot
SOL = Sh** Out of Luck
SMH = Shaking My Head
SOT = Short On Time
SOTMG = Short On Time, Must Go
SIUYA = Shove It Up Your Ass
STFU = Shut The F*** Up
SU = Shut Up
SUAKM = Shut Up And Kiss Me
SUYF = Shut Up You Fool
SOMY = Sick Of Me Yet
SO = Significant Other (ie., spouse, boy/girlfriend)
SITCOMs = Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
SOIAR = Sit On It And Rotate
SICL = Sitting In Chair Laughing
SNAFU = Situation Normal, All F***ed Up
Sk8r = Skater
SHID = Slap Head In Disgust
ZZZ = Sleeping, Bored, Tired
C-P = Sleepy
SBUG = Small Bald Unaudacious Goal
SLIRK = Smart Little Rich Kid
SETE = Smiling Ear To Ear
SFETE = Smiling From Ear To Ear
SOOYA = Snake Out Of Your Ass
SNERT = Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
SFAIAA = So Far As I Am Aware
STS = So To Speak
SWDYT = So What Do You Think
SWU = So What's Up
SEP = Somebody Else's Problem
SSEWBA = Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
SLT = Something Like That
SOB = Son Of a B*tch
SBTA = Sorry, Being Thick Again
SCNR = Sorry, Could Not Resist
SFX = Sound Effects
SLAP = Sounds Like A Plan
SLAW = Sounds Like A Winner
S4L = Spam For Life
STM = Spank The Monkey
STYS = Speak To You Soon
SIC = Spelling Is Correct
SOP = Standard Operating Procedure
SRO = Standing Room Only
FGDAI = stands for Fuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It
OZ = stands for: Australia
SAHM = Stay At Home Mom
SITD = Still In The Dark
SFTTM = Stop Fu*king Talking To Me
STR8 = Straight
SorG = Straight or Gay
SME = Subject Matter Expert
SADAD = Suck A Dick And Die
SIUP = Suck It Up Pussy!
SMB = Suck My Balls
SUFI = Super Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile
SSC = Super Sexy Cute
SF = Surfer Friendly or Science Fiction
DWWWI = Surfing the World Wide Web while Intoxicated
TTFN = Ta Ta For Now
TAH = Take A Hike
TAP = Take A Pill
TC = Take Care
TCOY = Take Care Of Yourself
TAS = Taking A Shower
T@YL = Talk at You Later
TDTM = Talk Dirty To Me
TLK-2-U-L-8-R = Talk to You Later
TTUL = Talk to You Later
TTYL = Talk To You Later
TP = Team Player
TILII = Tell It Like It Is
TNA = Temporarily Not Available
TTS = Text to Speech
TGIF = Thank God It's Friday
TY = Thank You
TVN = Thank You Very Much
TYVM = Thank You Very Much
THX or TX or THKS = Thanks
TNX = Thanks
TXS = Thanks
TA = Thanks Again
TFN = Thanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice
TIA = Thanks In Advance
TGGTG = That Girl/Guy has Got To Go
TFDS = That is For Darn Sure
PU = That Stinks
TWIWI = That Was Interesting, Wasn't It
TAFN = That's All For Now
TLITBC = That's Life In The Big City
TTT = That's The Ticket -or- To The Top -or- Thought That Too
TEOTWAWKI = The End Of The World As We Know It
TLGO = The List Goes On
TPC = The Phone Company
TPTB = The Powers That Be
MWAH = the sound of a kiss
TANSTAAFL = There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TMTOWTDI = There's More Than One Way To Do It
TARFU = Things Are Really F***ed Up
TIAIL = Think I Am In Love
TOY = Thinking Of You
TSIA = This Says It All
TWHAB = This Won't Hurt A Bit
TFH = Thread From Hell
TLA = Three Letter Acronym
TNT = Til Next Time
TOPCA = Til Our Paths Cross Again
TTG = Time to Go
TBA = To Be Advised
TBC = To Be Continued
TBH = To Be Honest
2B or not 2B = To Be Or Not To Be
TK = To Come
TTBOMK = To The Best Of My Knowledge
TWIMC = To Whom it may Concern
TOM = Tomorrow
TIC = Tongue In Cheek
TNC = Tongue In Cheek
2NITE = Tonight
TOT = Tons of Time
2BZ4UQT = Too Busy For You Cutey
TDM = Too Darn Many
2G2B4G = Too Good To Be Forgotten
2G2BT = Too Good To Be True
TMI = Too Much Information
TQM = Total Quality Management
TSR = Totally Stuck in RAM
TS = Tough Sh**
TSOB = Tough Son Of a B*tch
TFX = Traffic
TCB = Trouble Came Back
TM = Trust Me
TSRA = Two Shakes of a Rat's Ass
UPOD = Under Promise Over Deliver
UBS = Unique Buying State
USP = Unique Selling Proposition
unPC = unPolitically Correct
^URS = Up Yours
VFM = Value For Money
VC = Venture Capital
VBG = Very Big Grin
VBS = Very Big Smile
VEG = Very Evil Grin
VSF = Very Sad Face
VRBS = Virtual Reality Bull Sh**
VM = Voice Mail
WTB = Want To Buy
WTGP = Want To Go Private
WOMBAT = Waste Of Money, Brains And Time
WKEWL = Way Cool
WF = Way Fun
WTG = Way To Go
WTMI = Way Too Much Information
WETSU = We Eat This Sh** Up
WX = Weather
WAMBAM = Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar
WB = Welcome Back -or- Write Back
WOOFYS = Well Off Older Folks
WNOHGB = Were No One Has Gone Before
WAFM = What A F***ing Mess
WAI = What An Idiot
WAYD = What Are You Doing
WDYS = What Did You Say
WDYT = What Do You Think
WITFITS = What In The F*** Is This Sh**
WITW = What In The World
WTF = What The F***
WTH = What the Heck
WWSD = What Would Satan Do
WYSIWYG = What You See Is What You Get
WYSLPG = What You See Looks Pretty Good
WE = Whatever
WYS = Whatever You Say
WYT = Whatever You Think
WIIFM = What's In It For Me
S^ = What's Up
WU = What's Up
WYP = What's Your Problem
WYRN = What's Your Real Name
WAYN = Where Are You Now
WTSDS = Where The Sun Don't Shine
WWY = Where Were You
WUF = Where You From
WC = Who Cares
WCA = Who Cares Anyway
WDALYIC = Who Died And Left You In Charge
WGAFF = Who Gives A Flying F***
WEG = Wicked Evil Grin
WG = Wicked Grin
WAG = Wild Ass Guess
WYCM = Will You Call Me
WISP = Winning Is So Pleasureable
WOG = Wise Old Guy
WYWH = Wish You Were Here
WDR = With Due Respect
WOP = With Out Papers
WRT = With Regard To or With Respect To
W/O = Without
WAD = Without A Doubt
WT = Without Thinking -or- What The -or- Who The
WTTM = Without Thinking To Much
WIT = Wordsmith In Training
WIP = Work In Process
WFM = Works For Me
WIBNI = Wouldn't It Be Nice If
WIU = Wrap It Up
WBS = Write Back Soon
YR = Yeah Right
YYSSW = Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
YSYD = Yeah, Sure You Do
YA = Yet Another
YACC = Yet Another Calendar Company
YA yaya = Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
U = You
UR = You Are
URAPITA = You Are A Pain In The Ass
URYY4M = You Are Too Wise For Me
URWS = You Are Wise
YAFIYGI = You Asked For It You Got It
YDKM = You Don't Know Me
YGBK = You Gotta Be Kidding
YGBSM = You Gotta Be Sh**ing Me
YHM = You Have Mail
YKW = You Know What
YNK = You Never Know
YTTT = You Telling The Truth
U2 = You Too
U-L = You Will
YBS = You'll Be Sorry
YEPPIES = Young Experimenting Perfection Seekers
YUPPIES = Young Urban Professionals
YCT = Your Comment To
YMMV = Your Mileage May Vary
YOYO = You're On Your Own
YRYOCC = You're Running on Your Own Cookoo Clock
YW = You're Welcome
YWIA = You're Welcome In Advance
YIC = Yours In Christ
YBF = You've Been F***ed
Original list inspired by: NetLingo
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