Joke About Growing Old

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A joke by Gary at joke4aday.com:Three elderly women were discussing the problems of growing old. One said "Sometimes I find myself in front of the refrigerator with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand and I can't remember if I am putting it away or making myself a sandwich." Another said," And I can trip on the stairs and not remember if I was walking up or down." "Oh, well, I don't have  those sort of problems, touch wood", said the third, tapping her knuckles on the table, before adding,"That...Read Full Story

Hear the One Direction Joke that Got Rebel Wilson Censored

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Rebel Wilson loves One Direction, but she's not above making them the punchline of a joke, even if said joke is during a nationally televised awards show broadcast aimed at 12-year-old girls. Wilson stopped by Conan — in a chicken suit no less — to regale the world with the story behind the joke and why it got cut censored. Also: Dolphin rape is apparently a genre of comedy.Read Full Story

The 5 Best Jokes from the Comedy Central Roast of James Franco

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(Photo: Getty Images)While a whole bunch of celebrities were busy watching the official death of Hannah Montana at the VMAs on Sunday night, a smaller ring of pop culture heavyweights opted for a more comedic affair that evening — the roast of one James Franco.Everyone from Sarah Silverman to Seth Rogen to Jonah Hill had their chance to rip Franco a new one, and, of course, Jeff Ross, King of Roasts, hosted the event and set the bar for the potshots. No one was safe. The roast won't air until...Read Full Story

'South Park' Makes Penn State Jokes (video)

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South Park lived up to its reputation of not being afraid to satirize even freshest wounds opened in the American psyche. On last night's episode entitled "Poor Kid," Kenny and his siblings are removed from their parents custody after trouble with the law. The scenario set up a series of Penn State jokes when the children were interviewed by a social worker named Mr. Adams. In an ill-advised method of making his new patients comfortable and at ease, Mr. Adams decides to inject a little humor...Read Full Story

Late Night Jokes about Shoe Throwing

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"Well, folks, looks like we finally found something President Bush is good at. Dodgeball!" by Jay Leno---Elsewhere on Zimbio:Written by JJdocument.write(localTime('Dec 16, 2008 19:42 GMT'))/16/2008 19:42 GMT on Dec-16-08 It's been a few days since Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zeidi was arrested for throwing his shoes at President George W. Bush, which has given the Internets plenty of time to throw down on its latest favoritest meme."The Bush-Shoe Incident / Response Time" (Play it here...Read Full Story

Jay Leno Jokes About Bush's Energy Policies

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"President Bush is trying to get up to speed on the energy crisis, and not a moment too soon (this guy is on top of everything). But Bush said now he's not just for offshore drilling, but now he's looking for other alternatives, like today he supports drilling for solar energy, see I don't think he quite understands, I think he's a little confused" - by Jay LenoRead Full Story

Letterman's late night joke about gun control

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"Big ruling coming out of the Supreme Court now. They have ruled individuals have the right to carry guns. Yeah. But now listen, seriously. Don't think you can just go into a gun store and buy a gun. No, no, no. There is still a strict 15-minute waiting period." - by David LettermanRead Full Story
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