We would all like to be immortal and only die lithe and vibrant and only when we’re ready but life is short and cruel so deal because we all will become Fat Keanus one day.
Dude just shows up to the Cannes Film Festival to promote his debut film as a director, the kung-fu valentine, A Man of Tai Chi, but gets promo for it thanks to how old and paunchy he looks this week. (He’s 48, btw, probably about 215 lbs. fully-carbed, Utah. )
The lone bright spot to come of this is that, finally, our...
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