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Today I’m not in the mood to make light of the fact that my entire life is nothing but a series of events that rival being hit by a wayward motorboat driven by a flaming drunk lunatic each time I attempt to tread water in the ever-lovin’ Sea of Life. Today I’m going to tell you what it’s like to exist on this planet as me. Well, ok, just one aspect of being me. The thing. The thing God has given me. The thing that clues me in on certain things ahead of time. It’s a gift and I do see it as s... Read Full Story

I have absolutely no clue how this site works. I'm so very lost. There's so many options and all I want to do is say my things. That's it. So the first thing I did was try to find the account settings and make sure nobody will be able to bother me. I just made a Blueberry Plumber. It would have been a Blueberry Cobbler but I didn't use a recipe, I just went by memory, from when my kid would make it. She used to make it all the time. Back in 2000, when ... Read Full Story

I... I don't want to get my hopes up too much.. but... get this... and I am not kidding...   I THINK I AM ON THE VERGE OF EMPLOYMENT!!!!! It's true! I went into a vitamin store and lo and behold, they didn't say "go home and apply online." Nope! They handed me a REAL LIVE PAPER APPLICATION and that's how it all started. They make you fill it out there. I guess to make sure you're not illiterate. I said that, thinking it was funny, bu... Read Full Story

This will be my last blog.No I don't mean THIS post, I mean, as in, this is my last stop. Forever. I know I've said that a million times but I only have so many brain cells and if they get spread too thin it's not a good thing. And my life is on the ever-lovin' verge of change, as we speak. It's teetering, like...what teeters? Other than a teeter-totter?The poor kid who never wants to come home is crying right now, I can hear him. I think he's in the bedroom right below me. This poor kid seem... Read Full Story

Driving around unknown parts of the metroplex was fruitful this evening, and not cause I found places to apply, no. What happened was, as I was making a u-turn in this one shopping center I saw these words, bright and glowing and sparkly: NICKEL MANIA!It appears to be sort of a Chuck-E-Cheese thing but you don't have to be a child. There were adults in there, playing. Lots of video games! And pizza! And this has been there all along. When I see things like this, that's when it really hits hom... Read Full Story

Wikizines are interactive magazines that anyone can create or edit - and this one is called "Blogs To Make You Temporarily Smile". Here you can find fresh voices and respond in real time. Some members write articles about recent news and trends related to the wikizine's topic, others recount relevant personal stories or share their favorite pictures and video clips. Got an interesting idea or story to share with other members of this wikizine? Well, then put on your journalist... Read Full Story

Wikizines are interactive magazines that anyone can create or edit - and this one is called "Strange People". Here you can find fresh voices and respond in real time. Some members write articles about recent news and trends related to the wikizine's topic, others recount relevant personal stories or share their favorite pictures and video clips. Got an interesting idea or story to share with other members of this wikizine? Well, then put on your journalist's cap and add yo... Read Full Story

I dreamed last night that I was almost shot in the head, but at the last minute I was like, "no, uh, wait..." and then I turned and walked away from the man with the gun. He was shooting folks one by one. It was creepy.I'm glad in my dreams I seem to realize that I have choices. I fare much better in my dream life than I do my real life. Being shot seems to be a recurring theme for me. I think that's how my subconscious mind portrays trauma. In fact I remember a friend calling me just a few ... Read Full Story

Wikizines are interactive magazines that anyone can create or edit - and this one is called "I cannot really promise a consistently quality blog.". Here you can find fresh voices and respond in real time. Some members write articles about recent news and trends related to the wikizine's topic, others recount relevant personal stories or share their favorite pictures and video clips. Got an interesting idea or story to share with other members of this wikizine? Well, then put o... Read Full Story