Zoolander Quotes

Derek

I want to do something meaningful with my life, Maury. I have deeper thoughts on my mind. The other day I was thinking about volunteering to help teach underpriviledged children to learn how to read. And just thinking about it was the most rewarding experience I've ever had.

I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

People come up to me all the time and say "you should be a model," or "you look just like a model," or "maybe you should try to be a man who models." And I always have to laugh because I'm so good looking. Of course I'm a model.

Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean like an actual brother but I mean it like the way black people use it which is more meaningful, I think.

I'm not an ambi-turner. It's a problem I had since I was a baby. I can't turn left.

If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

You know, I love modelling. I like to do this forever. When I'm 30, I hope I'm still modelling.

A "eugoogolizer." One who speaks at funerals. Or did you think that I'd be too stupid to know what a "eugoogoly" was?

Hansel

I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.

Well, you can Dere-lick my balls, cap-i-tan.

I felt like, "This guy's really hurting me." And it hurt.

Mugatu

Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!

Damn that Hansel, He's so hot right now!

 
I invented the piano key necktie! I invented it!