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We want to thank our loyal readers who sent these to us after reading our other post about Google Suggest fails.
By all means, please keep sending these in.
These are three of our favorites that you sent us:
1) Why do I fart so much?
Good question, and stop blaming it on the dog!
Actually, I could just as easily have gone with #4 or #6 here.
2) Why is my poop green?
Um, it's not ripe yet?
3) What is that white stuff in my underwear?
That's an easy one. It's COTTON, stupid!
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Oprah got teary-eyed when delivering the news that she would be ending "The Oprah Winfrey Show" after next season.
Who's going to drive all of the internet trends once Oprah is gone??
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Oprah got teary-eyed when delivering the news that she would be ending "The Oprah Winfrey Show" after next season.
Who's going to drive all of the internet trends once Oprah is gone??
Video below:
View more news videos at: http://www.nbcchicago.com/video.
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"Oprah Winfrey Announces Show Is Ending In 2011" and related posts (allieiswired.com)
Oprah Ends Talk Show: Twitter Erupts with 8,000 Tweets Per Hour (mashable.com)
Oprah to end syndicated show in Septem... Read Full Story
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Harry Potter just got pwned.
Summit Entertainment says "The Twilight Saga: New Moon" did over $26 million in midnight ticket sales on Thursday night, smashing the record set over the summer by "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince."
On top of that, the original "Twilight," which was re-released in movie theaters on Thursday night, did another $1.2 million in sales.
Friday morning ticket sales for "New Moon" have also been enormous, reportedly already totaling $14 million.
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Harry Potter just got pwned.
Summit Entertainment says "The Twilight Saga: New Moon" did over $26 million in midnight ticket sales on Thursday night, smashing the record set over the summer by "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince."
On top of that, the original "Twilight," which was re-released in movie theaters on Thursday night, did another $1.2 million in sales.
Friday morning ticket sales for "New Moon" have also been enormous, reportedly already totaling $14 million.
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This gets the award for "Most Unlikely Brawl." On Wednesday night, Marv Albert was a featured guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live. The musical guest that evening was 50 Cent.
Albert arrived at the studio with TNT's P.R. specialist Jeff Pomeroy as Marv was in town for the Lakers / Bulls game, which was to be broadcast on TNT the following night.
It seems as though Marv Albert and 50 Cent don't hang out in the same circles as 50's people were unfamiliar with Albert, resulting in a minor skirmish backst... Read Full Story
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This gets the award for "Most Unlikely Brawl." On Wednesday night, Marv Albert was a featured guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live. The musical guest that evening was 50 Cent.
Albert arrived at the studio with TNT's P.R. specialist Jeff Pomeroy as Marv was in town for the Lakers / Bulls game, which was to be broadcast on TNT the following night.
It seems as though Marv Albert and 50 Cent don't hang out in the same circles as 50's people were unfamiliar with Albert, resulting in a minor skirmish backst... Read Full Story
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A Russian cruise ship that has been struggling for days to pass through a huge chunk of ice has finally broken free and reached open water off of the coast of Antarctica.
The Captain Khlebnikov icebreaker, which was carrying 101 passengers, got jammed up in the ice earlier this week in the Weddell Sea off Antarctica. It took the troubled ship five days to free itself, according to Fareastern Shipping Co. spokesperson Tatyana Kulikova.
Of course, my question would be, why does an icebr... Read Full Story
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A Russian cruise ship that has been struggling for days to pass through a huge chunk of ice has finally broken free and reached open water off of the coast of Antarctica.
The Captain Khlebnikov icebreaker, which was carrying 101 passengers, got jammed up in the ice earlier this week in the Weddell Sea off Antarctica. It took the troubled ship five days to free itself, according to Fareastern Shipping Co. spokesperson Tatyana Kulikova.
Of course, my question would be, why does an icebr... Read Full Story
