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Inspired by Jon Carroll's column in the Chronicle, and after reasoned and lengthy discussion, the committee reached a consensus that you should be called: My Unitarian Jihad Name is: The Machine Gun of Mild Reason . Get yours . Read Full Story

If you are what you eat - and you want to live forever - then eat McDonalds hamburgers. They never decompose! This video shows a true story about a guy who's been saving hamburgers, cheeseburgers, and Big Macs from McDonalds for over 18 years... and they look EXACTLY the same! Check it out - they haven’t decomposed in over two decades! Visit Bionic Burger or The Best Day Ever  for more information. And if you don't believe it, here's another video: Sally Davies , a New York-based photographer... Read Full Story

Here is a really interesting series of videos depicting the history of the Ninja & the skills they used... Read Full Story

I absolutely adore this movie! The special effects are hilarious - it's clever - has a great plot twist - and while the movie absolutely refuses to take itself seriously, it does manage to have depth and layers of meaning. Here's what Wikipedia says about it: Norwegian Ninja is a 2010 Norwegian action comedy film, directed by Thomas Cappelen Malling. The film, based on a 2006 book, presents real-life espionage-convicted Arne Treholt as the leader of a ninja group saving Norway during the Cold... Read Full Story

Ninjas are masters at the art of being invisible. Here's a perfect example:   Above is an artist's depiction of a fruit bowl. It was only when he looked at his finished painting that he realized a ninja was hiding in front of him the whole time.   If you're trying to find a ninja, (make sure you have a written will and you've said goodbye to everybody you love, unless you can bribe a ninja or beg him to be your slave) these are the places they're most commonly found. How do I know? Well let's... Read Full Story

Whoops, were you looking for a ninja? If so, HE'S BEHIND YOU, YOU IDIO- ahh, damn. Too late again. Ninja (zool. cut-throatius ninjutsu-useis head-rippus-offis assassinus Japanensis) (pl. ninji) is the common Japanese term for a group of intentionally badass martial artists with a complete dominion over all things totally sweet who specialize in killing people, flying, and burger/pizza/magazine delivery, which they do 24/7, and have also been known to mysteriously show up several hours before... Read Full Story

LOL Pretty much sums up my day! Read Full Story

Actually, the name of this post should read "The Art Of Doing Nothing Productive While Seeming To Be Productive Especially When There Are A Bunch of Actual Productive Things You Could Be Doing But Don't Want To Do So You Found This Other Seemingly Productive Activity To Occupy Your Time." Here's how it works (for me, anyway): I usually start off with an ambitious plan to get a bunch of things accomplished. Today, for example, the plan was as follows: Go to the grocery store, and buy groceries... Read Full Story

It is the heart that makes a man rich. He is rich according to what he is, not according to what he has. - Henry Ward Beecher Read Full Story

If these don't wake you up I don't know what will! Wow! That's bright! The above images are from this website . The one below is my own contribution - a fractal mandala you can download and use as desktop wallpaper - if your eyes can stand it! Read Full Story