Bigfoot Alive and Well, Quite Productive, Too
So we're a bit confused. Today, there was a huge press conference in Palo Alto held by Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer who claim to have the body of a yeti, preserved in some freezer. CNN, ABC et al are covering the event.
What's the big deal? We've had a sasquach working in our office for 4 months and not one news outlet has picked up the story. This is probably a good thing. Too many distractions would no doubt affect office productivity. Here are some photos taken of this beautiful creature, seen for the first time in its natural environment.
Bigfoot likes to crunch numbers as well as the skulls of deer. Bigfoot's a data junky deeply concerned with the bottom line. Here it is at the whiteboard. We just trained it to stop eating the dry erase markers. Good Bigfoot!
When it's not locked in the server room for the night, it's one of the more helpful employees, often offering unsolicited advice on a wide range of topics. It's seen here explaining to one of our Associate Editors the difference between a dangling modifier and a dangling participle.
"A dangling modifier is a participle in an absolute clause that may appear elsewhere in the sentence from the subject it modifies," it said.
Bigfoot knows spreadsheet, too.
Bigfoot visited the official Press Conference in Palo Alto, Calif., click here to read about it. Now the media loves our gentle creature. See what these sorta-respcted news sources had to say about our Bigfoot conference crasher:
CNN
TIME
Associated Press
SF Weekly
Discovery
Wired
CBS
Snopes
SM Daily Journal
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What's the big deal? We've had a sasquach working in our office for 4 months and not one news outlet has picked up the story. This is probably a good thing. Too many distractions would no doubt affect office productivity. Here are some photos taken of this beautiful creature, seen for the first time in its natural environment.
Bigfoot likes to crunch numbers as well as the skulls of deer. Bigfoot's a data junky deeply concerned with the bottom line. Here it is at the whiteboard. We just trained it to stop eating the dry erase markers. Good Bigfoot!
When it's not locked in the server room for the night, it's one of the more helpful employees, often offering unsolicited advice on a wide range of topics. It's seen here explaining to one of our Associate Editors the difference between a dangling modifier and a dangling participle.
"A dangling modifier is a participle in an absolute clause that may appear elsewhere in the sentence from the subject it modifies," it said.
Bigfoot knows spreadsheet, too.
Bigfoot visited the official Press Conference in Palo Alto, Calif., click here to read about it. Now the media loves our gentle creature. See what these sorta-respcted news sources had to say about our Bigfoot conference crasher:
CNN
TIME
Associated Press
SF Weekly
Discovery
Wired
CBS
Snopes
SM Daily Journal
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