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Dear Mo, How come I keep getting bitches pregnant? I’m not trying to, but it keeps happening. I always be making sure I pull-out and I just can’t wear condoms. They’re just too damn tight, if you know what I mean. Please Help, Baby Daddy X 6 Dear Baby Daddy X 6, No, I don’t know what you mean and frankly, I don’t think you know what you mean either. Condoms were invented ESPECIALLY for individuals such as yourself who for some ungodly reason have super sperm that continually populates this Earth of ours. So I would suggest that you get snipped before you ... Read Full Story

Midwestern Logic: We know that it’s not uncommon for Midwesterners to break bones and end up in a cast. We in the Midwest live on the edge and we take chances. Everyday Midwesterners are victims of freak accidents like getting thrown from a snowmobile, getting kicked in face by their favorite horse, a cow tipping experience gone wrong, or getting so high on LSD that they try to fly off their apartment buildings. The only thing that YOU can do as a friend when a tragedy like this occurs, is to leave them an inspirational message on their casts. People love receiving messages on ... Read Full Story

Google India announced that they are about to launch Doodle 4 Google, a doodling competition in India, to give any school student in India the chance to create a doodle for Google India homepage which would be displayed on the Google homepage on Children’s Day this year. The theme of this competition is “My India”, and Google is asking students to create a doodle by giving a pictorial depiction of what Indian means for them. Arvind Desikan, head of consumer Marketing from Google said, “Creativity, innovation and a sense of fun are the heart of Google’s culture and beliefs. Through Doodle 4 google, we ... Read Full Story

( We’re guessing he’s a bottom) Dear Parents of this young PERVO, I’m not sure what this condition is called, but there has to be a name for those who get off on molesting helpless statues. Please get your son into some intensive therapy ASAP before you find him an compromising position with one of the mannequins at Sears. Plastic won’t get you grandkids! Love, TCRazzi check out more sweet vids on break . Read Full Story

WASHINGTON, D.C., May 24... In a stormy closed-door cabinet meeting today President George W. Bush proposed what he called "the final solution" to the Israeli-Arab conflict--proms. Bush said that on his recent visit to the area he was surprised to learn that young Arabs and Jews didn't date each other or attend dances. According to a senior official, who asked not to be named because he/she and/or/ it is not authorized to speak to the press, Bush rebuked his cabinet officers for not apprising him of what he called this "critical fact," and instructed them to immediately begin organizing "mixers" in the Middle East. ... Read Full Story