Landon Donovan Wife

I waited until today to recap the weekend so I could also discuss the transfer that took place. The squads are set in Europe now until January 7, alas, I'm still in LA because I suck & my 1st 2 attempts in Europe found me coming home a complete & utter failure. When I say I suck, I want you to understand how badly I suck... really badly. That said, I did get 2 sweet goals this past weekend, but in the MLS shouldn't really count. Here is how the final day of transfers went: Chelsea: lost out... Read Full Story

The MLS receives mediocre recognition from this site for reasons that only our 9am bottle of booze can decipher, but Landon Donovan deserves a little love for this screecher against DC United this weekend because he befuddles the DC United goalkeeper, leaving him outstretched and wondering how a shot from 20 yards out could penetrate his wall. This, friends, is the equivalent of a poster-worthy dunk. More Machochip "Goal Of The Day" here. Read Full Story

Last year I often posted soccer updates on Jason's message board, but Andre asked if I'd do some Premier League commentary here this season. If all goes well, I'll be updating everyone concerning 2 things: 1) soccer info 2) how far up my ass I've gotten my head. While posting this I'm at my usual neck-deep position. While I've gained fame as an international star, I've also become famous for sucking. For some inexplicable reason, I've garnered fans around the globe, but in all my years of... Read Full Story

The blogs were lighting up yesterday with news that maybe, possibly, there was an outside chance that the United States’ own "best" international star – Landon Donovan – might be hitching a ride to England. Max over at yanksssocer.com ran a very interesting quote from the still young Landon, hinting that England may be gaining some priority on his radar – “The older I get and the more I play, the more I’m yearning for that highest level I can play at. I think the Premiership would be the... Read Full Story

Spent the day columnizing for Tuesday's newspaper about the most popular national team in Southern California - Mexico - which plays an 8 p.m. Wednesday exhibition at the L.A. Memorial Coliseum against Chile. Fans who want to get an autograph or two from Mexican National Team stars should show up at the adidas Sports Performance store Tuesday on Third Street Promenade in Santa Monica. Tecos goalkeeper Jess Corona, Pachuca's Fausto Pinto and Jaime Correa, Toluca's Antonio Naelson and... Read Full Story