Any of you Dykes want to be a Gayelle?
As if the world needed some more politically correct terminology, I hear some sappy sapphic Aussie Girls want the world to start referring to us carpet munchers as “gayelles.”My Gawd—it sounds like a miniature African antelope or another one of those incredibly bad trans dyke folk trios.
If the term catches on it will mean the Gayelle Television Network in Trinidad will either have to do a name change or repackage themselves as the Grrl Logo of the Antilles. Or maybe the network can just become the world's premier broadcaster of rooster fights. Yes, these stupid dykes want lesbians to be referred to by a term which means “cockfighting arena” in the Caribbean.I wonder whether the hip chic gayelle movement thinks the Gayelle Television Network should change the name of their morning news broadcast.
It is known as Cock-A-Doodle Live.
While I don't want to get all Freudian uptight, or offend any of the nice men who read this blog, I tend to think it is kind of inappropriate to refer to female homosexuals by a term that conjures up images of the primary male organ.So what's with these kiki chicks?
The term lesbian comes from the ancient Aegean isle of Lesbos, which was the home of the poet Sappho, and was a place of of a lot of girl on girl action. Sounds good to me.
But these granola vagitarians
feel that
“choosing gayelle over lesbian, would demonstrate a form of action that, most assuredly, would be helpful in restoring the rightful dignity that belongs to the mothers, daughters, sisters, and friends, who have been victims of hatemongering and or a poorly-conceived joke, and or, a lack of sensitivity.”
So The L Word, besides being the most popular lesbian TV show ever, will now be used as the code phrase for the ultimate beaver banger put down.I have no idea what this is all about, but I don't think we need to go the route of every other oppressed minority, and have our own little capital letter ultimate no no word.
However,I am willing to call these silly queer girls whatever they want.But I'm still gonna think of them as vapid airheads.
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