Stupid Criminals

Stupid Criminals

Stupid Criminals are always looking for a way to work the system. Read about the thieves who fell asleep on the job, the "World's Greatest Dad" and Elizabeth Ann Kommes, the woman so determined to get out of a DUI that she... well, read... [more]

Stupid Criminals are always looking for a way to work the system. Read about the thieves who fell asleep on the job, the "World's Greatest Dad" and Elizabeth Ann Kommes, the woman so determined to get out of a DUI that she... well, read it for yourself.

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Daniel Everett. Arrested for soliciting sex with a 14-year-old girl in 'World's Greatest Dad' T-shirt. 39%
Robert Hood. Arrested for fourth DUI in two weeks. 27%
Which Stupid Criminal has the worst mug shot?
278 votes so far
Leader:
Daniel Everett. Arrested for soliciting sex with a 14-year-old girl in 'World's Greatest Dad' T-shirt.
No....he will forget it just like the other presidents 42%
Yes...he will keep his promises because he is the diciple for change!!! 42%
Do you think Obama will keep all his promises?
19 votes so far
Leader:
No....he will forget it just like the other presidents
Keith Walendowski, arrested drunk after blasting his lawnmower with a sawed-off shotgun. 38%
Richard H. Valens, arrested drunk for giving 1-year-old beer b/c "he's a champ." 28%
Which Stupid Criminal would you most like to drink with?
61 votes so far
Leader:
Keith Walendowski, arrested drunk after blasting his lawnmower with a sawed-off shotgun.
Yes, but not for these dopes 59%
No, and these guys are the proof 41%
Does crime pay?
109 votes so far
Leader:
Yes, but not for these dopes
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Tampa man arrest while wearing a "I heart my marriage" shirt. He has been featured on Keith Olbermann's list of worst people in the world. Source: Colleen Starr Published: Mar 18, 2009 Read Full Story
Written by InHerThoughts on
According to FoxNews , some inmates working for the Marion County Solid Waste Department stumbled onto 55-gallon bags containing nearly 65 pounds of pot! Can you imagine the thoughts that must have run through their heads? “ Oh man! Why didn’t I find this before I got busted!? ” and the simple fact that you could support yourself for quite a while if you could get away with it got a few of them thinking, I’m sure! But, what struck me as an even funnier aspect of the story is that the Ocala website has contact information if you know who dropped the bags ... Read Full Story
Written by disgrasian on
Last week, two dudes got into a fight after a road rage incident escalated on a Staten Island highway, and one of them, Yao Zhou, 35, a sushi chef, cut up the other guy, Jack Zaiback (pictured left), 23, with a sushi knife. Zaiback got in some blows, too, cutting Zhou above the eye with his fists, and both men have been charged with first-degree assault. But they should have been charged with first-degree fucktardedness. Because they pulled over to rumble and, I mean, who does that? It's one thing to mouth off to another driver--I have been known to get into it with ... Read Full Story
Written by sbraccia on
No one ever said being a crook was easy—but in the case of these guys, it must have been especially difficult for them— because they all got caught through their own stupidity. Perhaps they all oughta go back to crime college, because they didn’t learn their lessons right the first time. THE NAME GAME…. If you’re gonna lie [...] Read Full Story
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Mayor Phil Wallace of Martins Ferry, who was in court Monday, said he was bothered that 4 of the town’s 12 officers had turned out in support of Mr. Carpenter. “It shows how much work we have to do now,” Mr. Wallace said. Paparazzi Help Convict Police Chief of Break-In By SEAN D. HAMILL ST. CLAIRSVILLE, Ohio — By his own admission, what the police chief of Martins Ferry, Ohio, did in May was at the very least stupid. On Monday, a jury...  
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The Chronicle's story "Police shooting rate high" Thursday did not cover every aspect of why five people have been shot by police here -- four fatally -- in the past year. No single story can cover every angle.  
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WICHITA, Kan. � A man and woman who reported to police that robbers stole their marijuana are now facing charges themselves. The 32-year-old man and 29-year-old woman told police five armed men came to their Wichita apartment late Monday night and took marijuana. Police said one suspect accidentally fired his gun and spooked the other suspects. They ran from the apartment to a white Cadillac, dropping marijuana along the way. Police...  
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Many of us enjoy laughing at stupid criminals. And there are those of us who find the humor in shows like Cops. It usually makes my day laughing at how at stupid criminals can be. But sometimes cops themselves can top even the dumbest of criminals.  
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Stupid
Main Entry:
1stu·pid 
Pronunciation:
\ˈstü-pəd, ˈstyü-\
Function:
adjective
Etymology:
Middle French stupide, from Latin stupidus, from stupēre to be numb, be astonished — more at type
Date:
1541
1 a: slow of mind : obtuse b: given to unintelligent decisions or acts : acting in an unintelligent or careless manner c: lacking intelligence or reason : brutish2: dulled in feeling or sensation : torpid stupid from the sedative>3: marked by or resulting from unreasoned thinking or acting : senseless stupid decision>4 a: lacking interest or point stupid event> b: vexatious, exasperating stupid car won't start>

Criminal
1crim·i·nal 
Pronunciation:
\ˈkri-mə-nəl, ˈkrim-nəl\
Function:
adjective
Etymology:
Middle English, from Anglo-French or Late Latin; Anglo-French criminal, from Late Latin criminalis, from Latin crimin-, crimen crime
Date:
15th century
1: relating to, involving, or being a crime <criminal neglect>2: relating to crime or to the prosecution of suspects in a crime <criminal statistics> criminal action>3: guilty of crime; also : of or befitting a criminal criminal mind>

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