A big Twilight fan, specifically interested in some of the best moments from Breaking Dawn? Below, we've collected some of the funniest and most powerful quotes from the last installment of the Twilight series!
"You could run from someone you feared, you could try to fight someone you hated. All my reactions were geared toward those kinds of killers – the monsters, the enemies. When you loved the one who was killing you, it left you no options. How could you run, how could you fight, when doing so would hurt that beloved one? If your life was all you had to give your beloved, how could you not give it? If it was someone you truly loved?"
"It was still considered rude to stare at people, wasn’t it? Didn’t that apply to me anymore?"
"I was going without a lot of things these days, like Pop-Tarts and shoelaces, to avoid spending time in public."
"Personally, I didn’t get it. But then, I was just proud I could distinguish between the symbols for Toyota, Ford, and Chevy. This car was glossy black, sleek, and pretty, but it was still just a car to me."
"Body armor. Four thousand pounds of body armor. And missile-proof glass? Nice. What had happened to good old-fashioned bulletproof?"
"Virtual indestructibility was just one of the many perks I was looking forward to. The best parts about being a Cullen were not expensive cars and impressive credit cards."
"Edward grimaced, and I knew it was in objection to the word okay. He probably would have used something more like wonderful or perfect or glorious."
"The ultimate doom: telling Renée. Early marriage was higher up on her blacklist than boiling live puppies."
"Sometimes it was so easy to forget that I was kissing a vampire."
"How different it would be when he didn’t need to worry about me anymore. What would he do with all his free time? He’d have to get a new hobby.""No one dressed by me ever looks like an idiot."
"Go to your happy place, Bella. It won’t take long."
"You’d think I was shoving bamboo splinters under your nails."
"I’ve only allotted so much time to make you stunning, Bella – you might have taken better care of my raw material."
"No one will dare to call you plain when I’m through with you."
"Deep breaths, Bella. And try to lower your heart rate. You’re going to sweat off your new face."
Edward:
"Bachelor parties are designed for those who are sad to see the passing of their single days. I couldn’t be more eager to have mine behind me. So there’s really no point."
"I’ve been waiting a century to marry you, Miss Swan."
"You’re awfully small to be so hugely irritating."
"I’m sure you’d like a human minute or two… It was a long journey."
"I wouldn’t use the word beautiful. Not with you standing here in comparison."
"Stop blubbering, Bella. You’ll ruin your dress. It’s just me."
"Yeah – the party can start. The best man finally made it."
"I tell you, if I could get rid of the voices in my head, being a wolf would be about perfect."
"Insanity is probably easier than sharing a pack mind. Crazy people’s voices don’t send babysitters to watch them."
Emmett: "You’re monopolizing the bride. Let me dance with my little sister. This could be my last chance to make her blush."
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