OK, I am reposting this off of one of the many sites I visit daily... too damn funny...1. Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?A. Shoot him again.2. Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck & the noose.3. Q. Why do little boys whine?A. Because they’re practicing to be men.4. Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. One – he just holds it up there... Read Full Story
It never fails to impress me how people that normally bitch about something will rehash the same crap over and over. Especially if they have already gotten the dusted back hand slap down. Is it that it has to be responded to like an episode of Sesame Street? ' Nnnnnnn. Ooooooo. Nnn. Ooo. Nnooo. NO!'. Actually... That might confuse them and drive them deeper into a child like state if denial. Kicking and crying, wanting a pice of candy in the store. Making a bad situation even worse... Read Full Story
Let's see if I can pick this back up. On a quick update... Life is almost normal, but then again how do you measure that. Work is nice and crazy. The Texans actually look like a real football team this year. And finally, technology is pissing me off. That is all. - Posted from my iPhone. Mobility is a way of life... Read Full Story
I was all happy that I was finally keeping a blog up to date... and look at me... I have now become one of the many squatters that litter the internet with crap that is out of date and useless. I guess I was right...http://chuck-amuck.blogspot.com/2008/05/here-goes-nothing.html Read Full Story
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I have to go out of my way on this one. As many of you know, music plays a HUGE roll in my life. While digging up some of the classics, mostly Jazz, on YouTube I came across an unsigned talent by the name of Elisha Jordan. If you are a fan of vocalist, you have to check her out. Her voice yields her the ability to span several genres of music, but in my book the absolute show stopper is her rendition of My One and Only Love. You can just close your eyes and it takes you to another time...I ho... Read Full Story
In a lame attempt to keep this blog alive, I finally found something to post that wouldn't take me all day lolEating food when you're stoned is like having a thousand orgasms in your mouth all at once (maybe I worded that incorrectly), and during our extensive research sessions in preparation for this article, we discovered a collection of foods that we feel stimulate the stoned palate more than any other delicacy on earth. These, in our opinion, are the 7 Best Foods to Eat When You're Stoned... Read Full Story
