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My computer died at home. The hard-drive is gone, gone, gone. So, for the past week, I have been using only my computer at work. Very sad. So... here are the lyrics to the Blues Song I am composing I used to have a computer Thought I had the Holy Grail Now, I have nothing To check on my email. I got the no-computer-havin' blues (Insert Twangy Guitar) Whatcha think? A hit? Read Full Story
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It has been way too long since I posted a picture of the Divine Miss M, but here she is, in all her preciousness, with her Mom. Read Full Story
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Oz: Our university is below the national average for students defaulting on their student loans after graduation. That is amazing! Well done, team! Soop: Does that mean we are almost your favorite department now? Me: Awesome! We are almost number one. Oz: You don't want to be number one. Me: Why not? Oz: It's way too much pressure. Soop: That's right. You have to keep performing at 120% Oz: That's why I tell people, "I don't want to be your best friend. I don't mind being in the top five, but... Read Full Story
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Dorothy: I sent Oz an email and told him that today is my second anniversary at the university Me: Today is your anniversary? Happy anniversary! Dorothy: Yeah, he reponded with, "God help us all." Me: Wow! Dorothy: I wrote back and said, "I will take that to mean 'Happy Anniversary.'" Me: And? Dorothy: He replied with "You understand me so well." Me: You both are pretty silly. Soop: Did you tell him we still need a printer. Dorothy: No. But I will. Soop: He said we would have a printer by the... Read Full Story
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Apparently, clothes right out of my closet make me look like I am wearing a "That lady whose Mom lived with them on the Golden Girls" Halloween Costume. (Bea Arthur if you are wondering who that is) I may need to alter my style. Read Full Story
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How's this for a really good idea? Parents: If you want to make certain that your daughter or son doesn't get involved too soon with opposite sex, upon meeting the object of your child's affection for the first time, simply say. "It is nice to finally meet you. I wanted to apologize to you for walking in on you when you and [insert child's name] were making out." After the object of your child's affection leaves because they think your child cheated on them, your child will say, "I never made... Read Full Story
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I obviously have too much work to do because I am not paying attention to the humor around me. It is not that I have many more students to care for, it is that there is a ton of extra paper tht goes with each one. Everyday it seems as if they add another form or two for these poor students to fill out. If that is not bad enough, the powers that be change forms which means we have to go back to the existing students and get new editions of old forms signed. And this is a PAPERLESS office. I... Read Full Story
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I just want to point out that Opera was not my firend for at least a couple of days this week when I tried to post things that happened at work and elsewhere, but it refused to cooperate with me. I could not stay logged in to the page. Any time I did anything... like try to write a new post, I was unable to post it because Opera would log me out. It is apparently all better now. News of the week: I was under the weather for a few days with the flu, but I seem to have weathered the storm, to... Read Full Story
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Soop: The IT guy asked me why it was so quiet in here this morning. I told him it's because Scarecrow wasn't here, yet. Scarcrow: Listen to him, over there talking trash. Soop: Just trying to fit in. scarecrow: You just can't make this stuff up. Read Full Story
