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I am proud to announce that THIS:Is my new blog! I was trying to change the name of this particular blog, but since I'm retarded and only know how to type on here, and make things bold and such, I've decided just to link you all to the new blog instead. And just so you can see it, this is the URL: http://lacelebutard.blogspot.comI decided to go with LA Celebutard because it really embodies everything about my life right now. I'm moving to LA, I'm obsessed with celebutards, and... Read Full Story
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Hello, brave warriors! My drugs are kicking in, and I am feeling extrodinarily calm and productive (is that an oxymoron?) and I realized I need to make some changes around here.Beside scooping out my uterus with an ice cream scoop and throwing it at my doctor.I need a new name for my blog! As... lovely as The Snark DC is, there are various problems with said name:1) I don't like "The Snark" anymore (and didn't really like it much to begin with) and,2) I happen to be moving f... Read Full Story
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Murphy's Law states: "Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong," and I really feel like that is the perfect summation of my existance. Sure, sometimes I luck into things, but when it comes to health-related issues, it's just one big barrel of What The Fuck. Take Lupron Round 2, for example: I put in the prescription for my Lupron injection nearly 2 weeks ago, knowing that I needed to get the shot somewhere between 2 weeks and a week-and-a-half before the prior Lupron dosage ran ... Read Full Story
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Hi hi hi!Sorry everyone, I know I've been MIA, and several people have been wondering where I've been, but I promise I'm alive and well, and everything is moving along quite nicely!I am, very happily, no longer working for my previous employer, which is why I haven't been online during the day. I was going to try to tough it out for a few weeks longer, but there comes a point in one's life where you realize you just can't take it anymore. As much as I enjoyed wasting m... Read Full Story
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I'M FREE!!!!!!California, here I come! Read Full Story
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Oh GOD, this week's ANTM episode! Could it get any better than this?? But before I start really gushing, let me point out a few facts:1. Anya is the best thing to ever happen, not only to me personally, but to all American viewers2. Katarzyna makes me question my sexual orientation3. Lauren is legit a zombie4. The final three will be Anya, Katarzyna, and FatimaOkay, now that that's out of the way, let's get started!So the girls are in Rome, and we open with one of the best scenes ... Read Full Story
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Today I find myself absolutely speechless.It's not like I don't have a barrage of witty things waiting to come tumbling right out of my mouth (or is it my fingers, if I'm typing?) - but because I was just made witness to these pictures of the ever stunning Amy Winehouse. Seriously, you need to see these. Now.It's like all of the horrible British stereotypes rolled into one terrifying ball of fury:Horrific Teeth? Check!Absolutely Smashed? Check!Shockingly Unattractive Woman? Ch... Read Full Story
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Do you know what the best part about waking up bright and (ridiculously) early on a Monday morning is?To see that it's downpouring outside! Hurrah! Just when I thought things couldn't get any better! I trudged to work with my dress pants tucked jauntily into my galoshes, pretending like I couldn't feel the rain soaking all of my clothing (despite hiding beneath my umbrella.) I don't mind the rain if I can hide away in my apartment and watch scary movies or something, but actua... Read Full Story
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It's going to be 85 DEGREES today! 85! That's summer weather!BRB going on 50 coffee runs today so I can enjoy the sun.(PS that's all I have today - it's a Friday so I'm brain dead. See you on Monday!) Read Full Story
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Now, we all know that no Reality Show can escape the wrath of their particular producers and editors. Due to the sheer amount of taped footage amassed per day, we know that someone has to sit there and sift through all boring crap to get to the juicy stuff. We know that shows are angled in order to make them more interesting to viewers, and we take it all with a grain of salt, hoping that at least some of it actually comes out the way the people on-screen intended it to.And then there's A... Read Full Story
