oh, how i love the energy and alacrity that kelly #1 brings to the pod and you will too! really though, our chemistry is something to behold... like a podcast, a million times less funny version of jerry and elaine. so, in today's pod we discussed our master cleanse diet, liverwurst, kelly's psycho friend "the orange grimace," our work softball team and my wish to be orphaned. but more importantly, this pod precipitated my virgin forray into the online dating world; not to find a gf or get la... Read Full Story

hey, everyone!!! my guest this pod was leeroy mcdole... a-gain. we podded about 9/11 (not so timely since this is being posted a week later) "the honeymooners" (even less timely) and my crappy job (very timely). oh, and i hope you enjoy my new habit of incessant lip smacking of which i have developed for no reason in particular. actually, upon further review, i think it had to do with the god awful drink i concocted with rum, mai tai mix, grenadine and cherry coke zero. yuck! and, in ca... Read Full Story

We're celebrating the two year, six month, and fourteen day anniversary of ba dum BLOG!!! by blogging (copy and pasting) a best of blog. there's a few reasons for this. firstly, i'm trying to climb out of the doldrums of my most recent blogger's block by revisiting some of my "best" work in hopes of inspiration. secondly, i've been applying to some writing/blogging jobs of which ask for "writing samples." hi, prospective employers! and lastly, i'm a narcissist. so, here you are... 25,26 or 27... Read Full Story

this is a new game i made up that's sweeping the nation (my peanuthead friends)! it's loosely based on "wheel of fortune's" before and after category... well, if you have half a brain, you'll get it. we're basically linking up tv shows; be it sitcoms, dramas, cartoons, miniseries, news, reality or what have you. maybe i'll do movies and song titles next. either way, it's a great way to pass time during car rides, church or first dates. oh, and i'm also only including three shows and up becaus... Read Full Story

if you're in the mood for some self-loathing, neurotic ramblings then this is the pod for you. at the time, i thought this approach might be kinda funny and endearing but woody allen i am not and it might be a bit more whiny and annoying. no guest here or real direction (with just a 30 min. or so podtime); just producer dave chiming in every once in awhile. this was just sort of a chance to give a state of the pod and just reacquaint myself with the audience before getting fully reintegrated ... Read Full Story

any dude who can't acknowledge another man's beauty is either a liar, blind or tragically uncomfortable with his own sexuality. luckily for you, i am none of these things. heck, i check out guys almost as much as i check out chicks. does this make me gay? i don't think so... when i see good looking girls, i get boners and when i see good looking guys, i get jealous. however, beyond the aforementioned jealousy is a true appreciation of a chiseled jawline, a bushy moustache and/or a nice butt. ... Read Full Story

this is the pod where i harangue one of my best friends about the dumping he took from his girlfriend of six years/fiance of two years. what a heel, huh? i also misuse a few more words; for example, i said "provincial" when i meant "proprietary." which is funny because i often judge people by their misusage of words and here i am making a habit of screwing up words in every pod. then, as if that wasn't enough, i totally mangled a line from "seinfeld" which i qoute ALL the time - i said, in re... Read Full Story

technical difficulties... AAAAAAAHHH!!!! we actually lost an indeterminate amount of time and conversation due to some sort of studio equipment failure. what will you miss? i dunno. are we all better off for it? maybe! or, as one half of our fill-in guests for this pod, michael flower, would say, "erroneous!" yes, you read right... we had TWO fill-in guests this week! the aforemtioned mike flower and his best good pal, chris dewey, graced ba dum POD's!!! studio with their undisputed charms... Read Full Story

this was my best pod EVER! and, i'm not just blogging that either. i was super prepared, i had four pages of notes, a topical subject like michael jackson, a somewhat linear story about my trip to uc davis where i partied with college kids and enough off-topic stream of consciousing to make you go plaid. my first repeat fill-in guest, lee mcdole, was great and producer dave is the model of consistency and excellence - he deserves a medal, really. speaking of medals, isn't it funny how "medal"... Read Full Story

apropos of absolutely nothing, this seemingly innocuous baloo and rebecca pic from a blog about the similarities betwixt "talespin" and "cheers" i blogged over a year ago has garnered me even more hits than my hermione see-through panties blog/publicity ploy. see, i get a report which shows me how people (perverts) find my site via google searches and i get AT LEAST one hit a week via baloo, rebecca and "talespin" themed google image searches. for example, just last week i had a visitor (per... Read Full Story