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we know NOTHING about music and our taste can be described as "pedestrian" at best. however, you will find our musical proclivities to be daily, audible and visible. song and year: white knuckles (2009) band and country of origin: ok go (us of a) the narrative: the band is detailing the bittersweet, "white knuckle" ride of breaking away from their former record label while acknowledging that they once needed a "crutch" but now want to let their "hair down." the motif(s): change and freedom... Read Full Story

we know NOTHING about music and our taste can be described as "pedestrian" at best. however, you will find our musical proclivities to be daily, audible and visible. song and year: don't sleep in the subway (1967) artist and country of origin: petula clark (england) the narrative: the protagonist is in the midst of a lover's quarrel with her "darlin'" and pleads with him to swallow his "foolish pride" in lieu of storming out of their common dwelling place to "stand in the pouring rain" and/or... Read Full Story

without further ado, the thrilling conclusion... in alphabetical and numerical order (can you believe no celebs farther along the alphabet than "l"??? weird. 6. zac efron (taller)/vanessa hudgens(shorter) i believe this is my only "couple" sighting. for those of you who have been living under a rock, zack and vanessa are the stars of disney's "high school musical" series where their on-screen romance carried over to real life. however, as of the blogging of this blog, their... Read Full Story

an old high school chum of mine runs a website called "hollywood swagger ." he recently asked me if i'd be interested in doing some guest blogging for his site on the subject of celebrity life/gossip in hollywood. although i've lived in los angeles for five years, i can probably count on one hand the times i've actually indulged in the hollywood "scene." so, i'm gonna give you an exclusive peek into my own not-so-hollywoodish brushes with fame . f irst, there are so me guidelines: 1) no... Read Full Story

opening digression: happy dr. mlk jr. day!!! let's talk about 50-year-old cartoon characters... parenthetically speaking, did you notice the dearth of black representation at the golden globes last night? we only remember seeing halle berry (half black) and blair underwood (half an actor). and, if that wasn't enough of a slap in the face to our friends of colour on mlk eve, the gays decidedly ruled the event (winners: "the kids are alright," jim parsons, "glee," jane lynch and chris colfer... Read Full Story

in alphabetical and numerical order 1. buffalo bills s urely one can draw some ironic glee from the buffalo bills helmet logo. the team is named for one, buffalo bill, who received his nickname for being the preeminent buffalo killer of the wild wild west. yet, the team he is named for, contradictorily features a buffalo! this would be analog ous to the new york jets having the twin tower s on their helmet. to even further complicate matters, buffalo bill has nothing to do with buffalo, new... Read Full Story

i f i could stop it with this incessant, muttley like giggling after every little thing i say this might've been a half decent pod . seriously, i need to fix this... be that as it may, we welcomed the JUDD monster to our humble studio where we discussed such sundry topics as pubic hair, ghost stories, john wayne and pubic hair (let me link you to the much ballyhooed demi moore bush pics (as soon as i get off work... check back soon!)). we also blew this motha' open with an all new "ba dum POD... Read Full Story

t he production quality of the pod has reached a new level. producer dave has really come into his own and absolutely shines in the ba dum POD!!! debut of his very own segment, "producer dave's corrections." meanwhile, back on the ranch, we are also proud to welcome back kelly #1 as we pod poetic on such topics as her hives and family vacation to yellowstone. also, we reveal our top-5 tv dramas of all-time and roast some awful facebookers in our very ugly, new segment, "ba dum POD's awful... Read Full Story

a nd we're baaaaaaaack !!! wow, more than a month has passed since we podded last... sad face :0( but, the hiatus is over and it's the season three premiere where the official voice of the pod, leeroy mcdizzle, Is our guest for the third straight season premiere and the 37th time overall. in this week's episode, we espouse the values of not putting criminals in prison, suicide and extortion - NEAT! we also premiere two new clearly defined, produced segments where we list the "top 5 gays we... Read Full Story

w here to begin?!?!? never has so little been said about so much than in our latest pod offering. we had our first female guest of the season - the very single amy martinez and you could cut the sexual tension with a knife... ooh, la and la!!! there are many things to be learned in this pod like why won't amy watch me eat a banana, what part of mexico is el salvador in, how hot is brody jenner, what ethnicity is mark paul gosselar, how did i do with the ladies at the wedding and what... Read Full Story