I hope that when you woke up this morning you were dying to see some pictures of Kristin Cavallari doing a little shopping because do I have some whoppers for you. Here she is out shopping for a new top. Hot stuff! Alright, so who gives a shit but if Kristin isn’t going to make these pictures worth looking at I have to at least make things sound a little more interesting. She still hot though. Read Full Story

I’m glad to see that someone is finally paying more attention to me, at least when it comes to hot up and coming starlets. I said the other day we needed to keep Australian actress Isabel Lucas in the spotlight and bam! Here she is again. I’m quickly falling in love with this girl, even if she looks sad and more than a little hungry at the ‘500 Days of Summer’ premiere. I’ll bring some popcorn, I hope she doesn’t mind that I’ve cut a hole in the bottom of the bag. Read Full Story

I’ve seen some bad pictures in my day, but words can’t describe how scary Micha Barton looks while leaving Bungalow 8 Night Club in London. By far the worst Rotten Tuna posts ever. Mommmmmy! Read Full Story

I can honestly say that Christina Hendricks has some of the best tits in Hollywood, they just don’t get enough exposure, so I’m here to change all that. Tell your friends, tweet it, facebook it, whatever it takes just get these things out there. Here she is showing off her award winning cleavage at the ‘500 Days of Summer’ premiere. Alright so her cleavage hasn’t won any awards but with my help maybe one day it will. Christina can repay me in motorboats. Read Full Story

Jessica Simpson isn’t normally very timid when it comes to showing off her cleavage but for some reason she decided to wear an old lady dress and cardigan to throw us for a loop. I’m disappointed, I was hoping to get a look at her puppies before the weekend, and not the one in the Louis Vuitton carrying case. I don’t know what it is but I have a feeling that she might be a little high maintenance. It’s just a hunch. Read Full Story

I may have to start setting my Tivo to tape the new 90210 if there are going to be more scenes involving AnnaLynne McCord, Jessica Lowndes and Jessica Stroup hanging out in bikinis licking ice cream and going for a dip in the pool. Is the technology advanced enough to tape only scenes involving chicks in bikinis? It would make life a whole lot easier for a lot of perverts out there. There’s something about a girl in a bikini eating ice cream that’s so wholesome, by wholesome I mean slut... Read Full Story

For some strange reason Megan Fox can’t seam to stop licking her lips for me, here she is outside the Letterman studios taunting me in her see through cleavage busting dress. She must read the site and knows that sticking her tongue out for me will always get her posted, or she’s just so damn tasty even she wants to make out with her. Whatever the reason I like it. Read Full Story

Someone out there must like me because they keep inviting my new girlfriend Blake Lively to events where she has to dress herself up in sexy dresses. Here she is at the Swarovski Crystallized Concept store opening filling out a backless dress with her perfect tits like it’s nobody’s business. I don’t know what a Swarovski Crystallied is but for some reason my speedo isn’t fitting properly. It’s laundry day, don’t ask. Read Full Story

Here’s Elizabeth Hurley and her stunning cleavage heading to Elton John’s White Tie And Tiara Ball without me. When is she going to smarten up and invite to these things? Although, she’s such a classy MILF, I somehow doubt she’d be too pleased to see me show up with my water pistols filled baby oil. Or would she? Read Full Story

I don’t know why I keep doing these posts on Mary Carey. I guess I have a soft spot for porn stars with drug addictions. Perhaps the main reason I’m posting this is because Mary decided to try on a new outfit. I’m so used to seeing her pop out in this style of dress that she wears over and over again, so seeing her covered up is a step in the wrong direction if she wants to be taken seriously as a porn star. I saw her performance in Dr. Screw and let me tell you, booooring. Read Full Story