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Its that time of the year again where we try to achieve "Rockstar Status" by competing in the best of....something. Thousands of you have been to see us in short period of time. We hope that's enough to help us win one of the greatest honors in San Francisco! Please vote for us and make this year our best ever! Vote here! Read Full Story

Halloween is here and you know what that means, its time to get... naked? Like a good horror movie the SF Exotic Erotic Ball has all the stuff we Americans need, sex, booze and a crazy costume. Have the balls to bring forth your alter-ego...a part of you that is itching for some (cough) exposure. If your needing an excuse to; a. dress like a slut b. piss off your mother c. get naked (otherwise known as losing your government job) Right, that's what I thought, this shows for you. I have a last... Read Full Story

Lips are one of the first places to see the first signs of aging. With their "no bad stuff" policy Sircuit Skin Cosmeceuticals has created one of the first lip balms with the audacity to smell ah- mazing , while protecting your chopper from the harsh elements of all oral pleasures. Eating, drinking and brushing your teeth can erode away the natural protective oils that exist in your skin, hence thinning the lips. These problems may not be noticeable at first but eventually its always "Where... Read Full Story

Leave it up to Jack Lalanne to make us all young again. It amazes me that this man has better muscle structure, (in his face) at 90 something, than most ladies in their 40's. Don't laugh too hard at the retro videos this stuff is awesome and now I am pooped!! Read Full Story

Todays gripe: I'll never understand why a guy (who knows what I do for a living) shows up for a date with me un-showered and smelly, complete with eye boogers. This is not Africa. We have running water. Miraculously a friend called with an emergency....what? I'm not lying... :) There won't be a next date. Read Full Story

The good old days: I had a series of bad haircuts (via mom) when I was 10 so that was an awkward year. I also really needed a bra but was in denial, so I walked with a hunchback (to hide my bumps) and wore two shirts. But by the time I was 11 I had it goin' on... Getting a haircut by a family member: Free Being old enough to choose your own stylist: Priceless Read Full Story

ModVellum now has the personal shopping/consultation line open for a few hours daily. Give us a call between the hours of 2-6 NYC time. You must be in front of the computer in the shopping cart. Ask us your questions about the products and we can guide you through the best of the best. The advice is free but the call is not. We're not done talking yet, so really, pick up that phone.... The ModVellum Consult Line 415-310-7354 Read Full Story

You must subscribe and here's why; #1 ModVellum has the coolest deals on the net but only when you subscribe. We have private sales only for our clients and subscribers. Because we and our partners have class we have opted not to have coupons all over the internet promising a mere 10 percent off. How tragic! #2 ModVellum is all about the shopping experience. We want to keep you in "the know" new products from our vendors arrive. #3 We give our subscribers and clients free gifts often. #4 If... Read Full Story

I once had a friend from the Middle East. My first experience with waxing was watching her mother wax herself with a gum-like honey thing in her kitchen. She would lick this solid amber looking brick and then heat it and stretch it gradually over the burner on her stove. When the wax was the right consistency she put it on her thigh and ripped the hair out. I asked her how I could get one of those little bricks of wax and she gave me one. I felt so cool because I knew she had probably brought... Read Full Story

3 times a week I go to Whole Foods to spend my "whole paycheck" buying my "Grass Fed" dinner. Every time I am in the meat market I pick up a chicken, or something else that's harmless while alive but possibly contaminated with Salmonella upon death. If not that then surely some other deadly virus not yet discovered, but will be.. then named in my honor. The outside of the package is mysteriously wet and disease infested, I know it is. So I stare death right in the pupils and smack it with my... Read Full Story