Go fuck yourself, Derek Jeter, and every Yankee fan who thinks that 9 years without a championship is unbearable.Go.Fuck.Yourself.In other news, was anyone else watching the Boise State/La Tech game tonight? I'm sick, so I happened to be watching it sober and saw Boise State go for (and convert) a two point conversion after going up 8 on the TD. Who does this? One point makes it a two possession game and Boise State goes for 2? I was so confused by the move, I actually checked the spread (-21... Read Full Story

Maurice Jones-Drew has a great shot to be the fantasy football king of week nine.Sorry for getting the fantasy roundup up so late this week. Our Internet is absolutely a disaster at the time being, and writing this took about ten times longer than it should have. I left out the "Injury Concerns" as there really aren't that many this week, and because I got sick of surfing the web on this connection... Projections: ESPN, CBS Sports, Sports Illustrated, Fantasy Sharks, FF Today, WhatIfSports.Ra... Read Full Story

Rachel Bilson's disappointed me lately, maybe even more than Jessica Alba has. It's particularly annoying to me, because each of them are in my top-five when they're on top of their games.Rachel recently got engaged to uberdouche Hayden Christensen, and these days is seen dressing in clothes that Goodwill wouldn't even accept. Thankfully, she decided to flaunt the talent her thigh still has to offer for Flaunt Magazine. More of this please Rachel(and I don't mean to get too greedy, but dumpi... Read Full Story

Thigh Five From Lucy Pinder!SportsVicente Padilla Caps Himself In The Thigh... Maybe (Babes Love Baseball)Will Bynum Loses An Eye Ball But Wins The Pistons A Game (Detroit4lyfe)Mary Carey Turns Down Dwight Howard For A Boy-Band Has Been (Sports Radio Interviews)The Hardest Hits In The NFL This Season (Unathletic)Romosexual Of The Week: Strahan Does It Again (Global Sports Fraternity)When Politics & Sports Crash, Stormin' Norman Gets Even More Controversial (Not Qualified To Comment)'Witho... Read Full Story

Douchebag supreme is dating the Thigh Goddess? You cannot be serious.Frequent Thigh readers know how much we support the Thigh Goddess, Maria Sharapova. However, something's apparently going on in Maria's life that I just cannot support.Reports are that Maria and Lakers guard Sasha Vujacic are dating. Sasha fucking Vujacic. Maria, you could do much, much, much, much, much MUCH better than this. Hell, basically anybody in the NBA not named Robert Swift, Joakim Noah, or Shelden Williams.I fear ... Read Full Story

In news that will leave many sports fans with a "Finally!", or "Who cares?" reaction, I am left feeling absolutely devastated. The news I speak of is the retirement of Bill Walton from broadcasting. The longtime NBA color commentator and analyst is stepping away from the job due to injuries(back problems), which also derailed his exceptionally promising career as an NBA player, after being one of the greatest college basketball players... in the history of Western Civilization.While many peop... Read Full Story

Steve Slaton should have plenty of space to run against a pathetic Buffalo run defense.Projections: ESPN, CBS Sports, Sports Illustrated, Fantasy Sharks, FF Today, WhatIfSports.Rankings: KFFL, ESPN, Fox Sports, CBS Sports, Rotoworld, FF Today, Bruno Boys, NFL.Com, Pro Football Weekly, Junkyard Jake, Fantasy Pros 911, FF Toolbox, WalterFootball, FootballDocs, Bleacher Creature Roto Talk, Fantasy Victory.Injury Concerns: Matthew Stafford, Brian Westbrook, Ahmad Bradshaw, Calvin Johnson, Bernard... Read Full Story

Than be introduced at his Orlando Magic's home opener apparently. This is an absolute awesome reaction by the head coach: Get The Latest Thigh Updates By Following Us On Twitter. Read Full Story

Thigh Five From Sara Jean Underwood!SportsThe Haunted World Series: 10 Things That Would Make The World Series A Freaking Nightmare (Detroit4lyfe)Top 10 NFL Players Of The Last 30 Years (Sparty And Friends)BCS Headquarters: The New Girl (Global Sports Fraternity)Idaho Junior Hockey Team In Trouble For Playing Strip Hockey (Sports Rubbish)Andre Agassi Knows Tennis And Also How To Party (Rumors And Rants)Dez Bryant Suspended For Lying? (Intentional Foul)Favre '96 Vs. Favre '09 (i94 Sports)Jose ... Read Full Story

As most of you nerds out there know, DJ Hero came out yesterday. Even though I play video games like Travis Henry plants seeds, I don't think I'm going to pick this one up. It's getting some great reviews and I'm a big Guitar Hero and Rock Band fan, but this just doesn't seem like my type of thing. I'm more of a "rock out" rather than "bust a beat" type of guy, unless it's in a Donald Duck voice(which only comes out for special, special, special occasions, ladies).Rather than pick the game up... Read Full Story