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Guy: If you are smiling, send me your smiles. If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are crying, send me your tears. ................... Girl: I am in Toilet…. What should I send? ========================================================== Girl: I can do anything 4 u? Boy: Will you die for me? Girl: Yes. Boy: Will you delete ur Facebook account 4 me? Girl: Go home Bro, ur mother might be getting... Read Full Story

Difference between Friend & Wife U can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best Friend" But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife?" =========================================================== 6 PAKISTANIS & 1 INDIAN were hanging below Helicopter on rope. Pilot- One must leave B'coz of Overload. INDIAN said - "I will Sacrifice." All PAKISTANIS "CLAPPED ;-) =========================================================== Misuse of English! A Diagram in... Read Full Story

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Woman's Tongue and Man's Eye .. . . . . . . . . . . . . Rest only When they DIE ================================================================== Santa aur uski wife Preeto mein jhagra hua to Preeto ne apni maa ko phone kiya, "Maa mera un se jhagra ho gaya hai .. Main 1 Month k liye app k ghar aa rahi hun." Maa boli-Jhagra kis ne start kiya ?????? Wife-Unho ne. Maa-"Jhagra us kambakhat ne kiya hai saza bhi ushe hi milni... Read Full Story

Dad : Son, I want you to marry the girl of my choice. Son : No! Dad : The girl is daughter of Bill Gates.. ... Son : Then OK. Dad goes to Bill Gates... Dad : I want your daughter to marry my son. Bill Gates : No! Dad : My son is CEO of World Bank... Bill Gates : Oh, then it's OK Dad goes to president of World Bank... Dad : Appoint my son as CEO ... President : No! Dad : He is son-in-law of Bill Gates... President : Then okey. This is how business... Read Full Story

Good news for Car Owners : INDIA 2015 Good news for Car Owners : INDIA 2015 Read Full Story

The Question : Prove that ( 2 / 10 ) = 2 ? 1) The Arts Student : This is our of syllabus ! 2) The commerce Student: This is Wrong 3) The Medical Student : How is it possible ? 4) The MBA Student: It is none of my business 5) The Engineering Student: "It is so easy !" See the details bellow: (2 / 10 ) = (Two / Ten) = wo / en (because T is common) Now, 'W' is 23rd letter and 'O' is 15th letter Similarly, 'E' is 5th and 'N' is 14th Hence ( wo / en ) = ( 23 + 15... Read Full Story

Teacher: Whoever Answers My Next Question, Can Go Home. A Boy Throws His Bag Out Through The Window. ... ... Teacher: Who Threw The Bag ? Boy: Me..I'm Going Home. .....c.P ======================================================= Wife: Listen, your best friend is getting married to a really horrible girl, why dont you stop him? . . . . . Husband: Why should I stop him? He never stopped me! :P :D ======================================================= This couple had... Read Full Story

Newly married husbnd SaVED wife's nUmbEr on mobile as "MY LIFE" Aftr 1yr:"MY WIFE" 5 yEArs:"HOME" 10 YEArs:"HITLER" 25 YEArs: "WRONG NUMBER"! :P ====================================================================== An unmarried man wrote his status on Facebook as: . " Wanted wife " . 2 girls liked it . . And 150 men commented-"Bhai Meri Leja ".............:-) ====================================================================== I luv walking in... Read Full Story

Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive? ======================================================== Museum Administrator: That’s a 500 year old statue you have broken.- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Santa: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one... Read Full Story