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MANSON GOES COUNTRY IT'S OFFICIAL --MARILYN MANSON CONFIRMS HE WILL BE RELEASING COUNTRY ALBUM SOON, SEVERAL PRESS AGENCIES REPORT. Although some think the move is a bit of a stretch, Reba McEntire, who duets with him on his first country album explains: "Well, here I was sitting by my lonesome at home, looking out the winder, when ol' Marilyn Manson calls me up and says 'Ms McEntire, would you like to do a duet with me on my next album?' So I says to Mr Manson, now you wouldn't be pulling a... Read Full Story

WELL KNOWN FOR KEEPING HIS PERSONAL ACTIVITIES PRIVATE, THE SOON TO BE EX DICTATOR OF EGYPT HAS SOME UNUSUAL QUIRKS WHICH ARE BEGINNING TO COME TO LIGHT DUE TO THE EXTRA SCRUTINY FROM RECENT EVENTS. FOR INSTANCE, IT MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO SOME THAT THE MAN IS A BIG FAN OF COUNTRY MUSIC, AND, IN PARTICULAR MIRANDA LAMBERT. HE HAS MIRANDA LAMBERT POSTERS UP IN THE ROOM WHERE HE EXERCISES, AND THIS HAS BEEN THE SOURCE OF FRICTION BETWEEN HIM AND HIS WIFE; MUBARAK APOLOGIZED BY TELLING HIS... Read Full Story

MILLIONS OF HOMES INTHE US, CANADA AND EVEN AUSTRALIA CONTAIN TOXIC CHINESE DRYWALL. HOW DO YOU TELL IF YOUR HOME CONTAINS THIS TOXIC TIMEBOMB? THERE'S A SIMPLE TEST THAT REQUIRES NO SPECIAL EQUIPMENT. FIRST, YOU CONTACT YOUR NEAREST CHINESE RESTAURANT AND ORDER AN EGGROLL --IT HAS TO BE FRESH FOR THIS TO WORK. NEXT, SMASH THE EGGROLL ON THE SUSPECTED DRY WALL. BE SURE AND SMASH IT HARD ENOUGH SO THAT A QUANTITY OF GREASE FROM THE EGGROLL COVERS THE DRY WALL. LEAVE THE ROOM FOR AT LEAST TWO... Read Full Story

. .. ... .... I LOOKED THEM UP AND THERE ARE SUCH THINGS!! LOTS OF THEM-- TYPE IT IN ON YOUR BROWSER. REALLY!! I'M SERIOUS!! SEE??!!... CAN Y'ALL BELIEVE?? HEY, ALSO THE OTHER SP CALLED ME UP TODAY TO TELL ME HE FARTED @ WORK. CAN Y'ALL BELIEVE THIS??!!... I KNOW, IT'S SOME FUNNY STUFF BC I LAUGHED MY HEAD OFF!! Y'ALL SHOULD'VE BEEN THERE!! GOD BLESS!! --the better sp!! Read Full Story

. .. ... .... I wish!! HAHA!! SWEETPEA sneakin' n again!! Read Full Story

. .. ... .... ..... YEP!! SHE IS BRINGING OT A NEW TALK SHOW WHERE SHE HAS BABIES, SHOWS THE DELIVERY, AND THE BABIES SING AND FART WHEN THEY SIT DOWN!! CHECK IT OUT COMING UP ON PBS SOON IN THE NEAR FUTURE!! SATIREPATCH EXCLUSIVE!!((sweetpea sneakin' in after her((the BEST))-- soap opera BLOGGIN' OUT THERE!!SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN.BLOGSPOT.COM Read Full Story

. .. ... SATIREPATCH SENDS CONDOLENCES TO THE FUNNY COMEDIAN'S FAMILY. GOD BLESS AND BE WITH THEM. SP Read Full Story

. .. ... .... CHUCK WAS CAUGHT IN JULIANNE'S CLOSET STEALIN' HER LEOTARDS FOR THE DANCIN' SHOW!! THIS PISSED OFF MR. HOUGH SO THAT HE WAS GOING TO CALL THE COPS!! WICKS BEGGED, "NO, MR HOUGH--NO!!" MR HOUGH WANTED TO CARRY THIS ON A WHILE AND MAKE HIM PAY SO HE ORDERED CHUCK TO GO TO THE STORE AFTER SOME TAMPONS AND CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!! THIS EMBARRASSED THE NEW COUNTRY DINGER SO... MR HOUGH WAS PLEASED AND SENYT HIM ON HIS WAY!! SWEETPEASNEAKIN IN AGAIN!! NOW I'M OFF TO MY SOAP OPERA... Read Full Story

. .. ... .... ..... ...... ....... SHE'S BEEN STEALIN' OFF LINDSEY LOHAN'S PLATE!! THAT WHY MISS LOHAN HAS LOST HER WEIGHT AFTER THE SPLIT BETWEEN SHE AND RONSON. I GUESS MS. ALLEY HAS THE TASTE FOR LESBIANS NOW!! SORRY, IT'S ALL IN FUN, Y'ALL haha!! GOD BLESS YOU, KIRSTIE and the people who read this blog!!!! A SNEAKIN' IN SWEETPEA EXCLUSIVE Read Full Story

. .. ...TWO DAYS AFTER ANNOUNCING TO THE SHOCKED AUDIENCE OF GOOD MORNING AMERICA THAT JULIANNE HOUGH IS A "GOOD COUNTRY SINGER," MR CAMERON MATHESON HAS BEEN COMMITTED TO THE STATE MENTAL HOSPITAL IN HIS HOME TOWN OF SECAUCUS, NEW JERSEY. Although the family is asking for the media to respect Cameron's need for privacy during this difficult time, they did authorize the Hospital's Director, Dr Van Saenk, to release this statement: "Mr Matheson continues to be evaluated and treated for what... Read Full Story