Who knew there were farting blogs??
..........I LOOKED THEM UP AND THERE ARE SUCH THINGS!!LOTS OF THEM--TYPE IT IN ON YOUR BROWSER.REALLY!! I'M SERIOUS!!SEE??!!...CAN Y'ALL BELIEVE??HEY, ALSO THE OTHER SP CALLED ME UP TODAY TO TELL ME HE FARTED @ WORK.CAN Y'ALL BELIEVE THIS??!!... I KNOW, IT'S SOME FUNNY STUFF BC I LAUGHED MY HEAD OFF!! Y'ALL SHOULD'VE BEEN THERE!! GOD BLESS!!--the better sp!! Read Full Story
ALAN JACKSON GIVES ALL HIS MONEY TO SWEETPEA
..........I wish!! HAHA!! SWEETPEA sneakin' n again!! Read Full Story
RICKI LAKE GIVES BIRTH TO TELETUBIES
...............YEP!! SHE IS BRINGING OT A NEW TALK SHOW WHERE SHE HAS BABIES, SHOWS THE DELIVERY, AND THE BABIES SING AND FART WHEN THEY SIT DOWN!! CHECK IT OUT COMING UP ON PBS SOON IN THE NEAR FUTURE!!SATIREPATCH EXCLUSIVE!!((sweetpea sneakin' in after her((the BEST))-- soap opera BLOGGIN' OUT THERE!!SWEETPEA-HONEYBUN.BLOGSPOT.COM Read Full Story
DOM DELOISE
......SATIREPATCH SENDS CONDOLENCES TO THE FUNNY COMEDIAN'S FAMILY. GOD BLESS AND BE WITH THEM.SP Read Full Story
OH, JULIANNE'S DAD IS MAD AT CHUCK!!
..........CHUCK WAS CAUGHT IN JULIANNE'S CLOSET STEALIN' HER LEOTARDS FOR THE DANCIN' SHOW!! THIS PISSED OFF MR. HOUGH SO THAT HE WAS GOING TO CALL THE COPS!! WICKS BEGGED, "NO, MR HOUGH--NO!!" MR HOUGH WANTED TO CARRY THIS ON A WHILE AND MAKE HIM PAY SO HE ORDERED CHUCK TO GO TO THE STORE AFTER SOME TAMPONS AND CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES!! THIS EMBARRASSED THE NEW COUNTRY DINGER SO... MR HOUGH WAS PLEASED AND SENYT HIM ON HIS WAY!! SWEETPEASNEAKIN IN AGAIN!! NOW I... Read Full Story
WONDER WHY KIRSTIE ALLEY GAINED ALL HER WEIGHT BACK??
............................SHE'S BEEN STEALIN' OFF LINDSEY LOHAN'S PLATE!! THAT WHY MISS LOHAN HAS LOST HER WEIGHT AFTER THE SPLIT BETWEEN SHE AND RONSON. I GUESS MS. ALLEY HAS THE TASTE FOR LESBIANS NOW!! SORRY, IT'S ALL IN FUN, Y'ALL haha!! GOD BLESS YOU, KIRSTIE and the people who read this blog!!!!A SNEAKIN' IN SWEETPEA EXCLUSIVE Read Full Story
CAMERON MATHESON IN PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL
......TWO DAYS AFTER ANNOUNCING TO THE SHOCKED AUDIENCE OF GOOD MORNING AMERICA THAT JULIANNE HOUGH IS A "GOOD COUNTRY SINGER," MR CAMERON MATHESON HAS BEEN COMMITTED TO THE STATE MENTAL HOSPITAL IN HIS HOME TOWN OF SECAUCUS, NEW JERSEY. Although the family is asking for the media to respect Cameron's need for privacy during this difficult time, they did authorize the Hospital's Director, Dr Van Saenk, to release this statement: "Mr Matheson continues to be evaluated a... Read Full Story
MISS PIGGY WORRIES ABOUT SWINE FLU
...............YEP!! SHE WORRIES SHE MAY GET THE FLU. SHE WORRIES IT WILL MESS UP ALL HER PRETTY--ALL HER PLASTIC SURGERY!!"WHAT WILL KERMIT THINK??" SHE WONDERS.hMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM....................... SP sneakin' again!!((i gotta go get my soap opera bloggin' done!!))sweetpea for satirepatch Read Full Story
SUSAN BOYLE washes SIMON COWELL's mouth out
.....................Yep!! She washes the ole British English guy's mouth out with soap. She was through with all his dirty talk about the contestants. She made him eat his words!! So the detergent company decided to use her as the next CHEER BRIGHT!! lady.Cheers,SATIRE PATCH--READERS Read Full Story
JAMIE FOXX is MIKE TYSON
YEP!! THIS IS NO NATIONAL ENQUIERER(whatever) story!! The actor slash siner slash comedian is doing a documentary on the boxer. Says he's lived a HARD lide!! Come on!! Real hard!! He's beat his wife that makes him had a hard life!! get with it FOXX!! You've made real dood movies don't ruin it by playing a EVANDER HOLYFIELD's EAR EATIN' supposed hard-life boxer!! COME ON!!SLEEPY SWEETPEA SNEAKIN' IN!! Read Full Story