Best of Jay Leno's Obama Jokes in 2013

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The Washington Free Beacon compiled some of Jay Leno's best jokes from 2013 about President Barack Obama.  Enjoy:Read Full Story

Joke About Growing Old

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A joke by Gary at joke4aday.com:Three elderly women were discussing the problems of growing old. One said "Sometimes I find myself in front of the refrigerator with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand and I can't remember if I am putting it away or making myself a sandwich." Another said," And I can trip on the stairs and not remember if I was walking up or down." "Oh, well, I don't have  those sort of problems, touch wood", said the third, tapping her knuckles on the table, before adding,"That...Read Full Story

Hear the One Direction Joke that Got Rebel Wilson Censored

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Rebel Wilson loves One Direction, but she's not above making them the punchline of a joke, even if said joke is during a nationally televised awards show broadcast aimed at 12-year-old girls. Wilson stopped by Conan — in a chicken suit no less — to regale the world with the story behind the joke and why it got cut censored. Also: Dolphin rape is apparently a genre of comedy.Read Full Story

The 5 Best Jokes from the Comedy Central Roast of James Franco

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(Photo: Getty Images)While a whole bunch of celebrities were busy watching the official death of Hannah Montana at the VMAs on Sunday night, a smaller ring of pop culture heavyweights opted for a more comedic affair that evening — the roast of one James Franco.Everyone from Sarah Silverman to Seth Rogen to Jonah Hill had their chance to rip Franco a new one, and, of course, Jeff Ross, King of Roasts, hosted the event and set the bar for the potshots. No one was safe. The roast won't air until...Read Full Story

'South Park' Makes Penn State Jokes (video)

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South Park lived up to its reputation of not being afraid to satirize even freshest wounds opened in the American psyche. On last night's episode entitled "Poor Kid," Kenny and his siblings are removed from their parents custody after trouble with the law. The scenario set up a series of Penn State jokes when the children were interviewed by a social worker named Mr. Adams. In an ill-advised method of making his new patients comfortable and at ease, Mr. Adams decides to inject a little humor...Read Full Story

Late Night Jokes about Obama's trip to Canada

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All in all, Obama spent, and this is true, seven hours in Canada. Ranking his first diplomatic trip on our 'How Long Americans Stay in Canada Scale,' above a firecracker/prescription drug run, and just below an underage Montreal bachelor party. By Jon StewartRead Full Story

Late Night Jokes about Obama's Speech

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Last night, our president delivered his first State of the Union address. It was very well received. In fact, they're saying it was the best State of the Union address ever delivered by an African-American president. By Jimmy KimmelRead Full Story

Late Night Jokes about Bobby Jindal

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Now, it's clear the Republican party has a new rock star -- in that Jindal appears to have the body fat of Iggy Pop on free heroin day. Now, Jindal took it straight to the Democrat's porkulus plan, like this waste of money [on screen: Bobby Jindal attacking  $140 million budgeted for volcano monitoring]. Ridiculous! Monitoring volcanoes totally ruins the surprise. Republicans know all we need to control volcanoes is to sacrifice a virgin. That is why they support abstinence education...Read Full Story

Late Night Jokes about Shoe Throwing

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"Well, folks, looks like we finally found something President Bush is good at. Dodgeball!" by Jay Leno---Elsewhere on Zimbio:Written by JJdocument.write(localTime('Dec 16, 2008 19:42 GMT'))/16/2008 19:42 GMT on Dec-16-08 It's been a few days since Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al-Zeidi was arrested for throwing his shoes at President George W. Bush, which has given the Internets plenty of time to throw down on its latest favoritest meme."The Bush-Shoe Incident / Response Time" (Play it here...Read Full Story

Resume the late night jokes about Hillary Clinton

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Jay Leno started throwing jabs at Hillary Clinton again.  Too funny... Actually, I think Hillary Clinton would be a great secretary of state. You know, she can cackle in seven different languages.Read Full Story
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Here are a few of our favorite Late Night Jokes with Conan O'Brien:

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

- Conan O'Brien

In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath.
- Conan O'Brien

John Travolta said he sometimes lets his friends take control of his airplane even though they don't know what they're doing. Then Travolta said he often does the same thing with his career.
- Conan O'Brien

CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam said, 'It's not so bad.'
- Conan O'Brien

During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage.
- Conan O'Brien

Michael Jackson was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It caused quite a controversy, because his nose isn't eligible for another fifteen years.
- Conan O'Brien

Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language.
- Conan O'Brien

Fish recognize a bad leader.
- Conan O'Brien

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.
- Conan O'Brien

Republicans have called for a National African-American Museum. The plan is being held up by finding a location that isn't in their neighborhood.
- Conan O'Brien

In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.
- Conan O'Brien

In a prime-time address, President Bush said he backed limited federal funding for stem cell research. That's right, the President said, this is a quote, the research could help cure brain diseases like Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, and whatever it is I have.
- Conan O'Brien

Apparently the new high-tech Star Wars toys will be in stores any day now. The toys can talk and are interactive, so they can be easily distinguished from Star Wars fans.
- Conan O'Brien
Here are a few of our favorite Late Night Jokes with David Letterman:

I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.

- David Letterman

It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said.
- David Letterman

It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?
- David Letterman

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
- David Letterman

Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?
- David Letterman

Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard.
- David Letterman

For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.
- David Letterman

Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno.
- David Letterman

Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed.
- David Letterman

New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
- David Letterman

I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
- David Letterman

I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
- David Letterman

Iraqi's minister of information did not show up for his press conference today. However, he claims he was there and he said it went very well.
- David Letterman

Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.
- David Letterman

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
- David Letterman
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