The Creepy Gnome

Over the ages the garden Gnome has delevered a history of it’s own. It’s not just your ordinary yard decoration.You should get to know the culture of the Garden Gnomes before purchasing one. The first reports of Gnomes can be traced back to the middle of nineteenth century in the German countries.At that time there were many craftsmen who produced these statues out of clay. Throughout the nineteenth century they spread in England and America.During the period of the world conflicts most of the factories producing Gnomes were nationalized and converted to making ammunitias and supplies. In the 60’s plastic has replaced clay and ... Read Full Story

I watched as the leaves floated down in gentle whirls. Autumn, glorious autumn. A magical time in my magical garden. The 'wee folks' were at play; frolicking amongst the fallen leaves. With childlike curiosity, I heard them sing, I watched them dance. The beautiful fairy princess and the garden gnome, at peace in the tranquil haven. Leaf after splendid leaf, fell like splashes of golden flakes. The breeze gently sighed through the waving branches. The remaining birds sang a haunting tune that echoed all around. A tune in perfect melody with the wind chimes and the the cheerful singing of the wee folks. Sweet ... Read Full Story

It was such a lovely day. A magical day in a magical garden. The birds were singing, the bees they were a buzzin' and the 'wee folks'could be seen amongst the blossoming flowers. My favourite garden gnome, a happy chap whose hat lights up at night, had gotten ever so close to my garden's beautiful fairy princess. Could this be a budding romance building in the budding blossoms? Could this be the start of a garden gnome having a fairy affair? Indeed, dare I dream that this could be the start of a wondrous love that leads to holy matrimony? A garden gala wedding ... Read Full Story

The tiny string ladder hanging precariously through the inside of my letter box should have been somewhat of a clue. At that moment, I sensed that a moment of magic, a wondrous magic, had descended upon my home. I gently opened my kitchen door. Behold, before my very eyes, were the garden gnome, the beautiful fairy princess and the ever-present curious gnomes, hiding, albeit, none to discretely, behind a pair of glowing candles. I was delighted, I was enchanted, my heart rejoiced at the gleeful contentment that sparkled in the eyes of the garden gnome and the beautiful fairy princess. Not wishing to startle ... Read Full Story

You have to admit, lawn gnomes are creepy! They peer at you from behind your plants, or from the corners of your yard and you can't help but think, "Is he plotting something against me?" Probably! Gnomes are evil, and everyone knows it! Why we use them as decoration, I have no idea. This guy looks innocent enough at first sight, but take a closer look, he's obviously plotting something evil. I wouldn't want him in my hard. And what's that in his hand? A bottle of gasoline?!?! Wonder what he's planning to do with that? Sneaky sneaky gnome. Who put that poor defenseless ... Read Full Story