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Dear Readers; Just so ya don’t think I only pick on the Muslims ………….., or the Catholics ………….., or the Scientologists ……………………, or the Right Wing Evangelicals …………, or the Mormons ……….,  well, you get the idea! As I said in my book; “The Plain Truth About God” (A brief history of religion) I have no use for mainstream religion, since it’s all about the agenda of the guys in charge, rather than about God! Once humans start meddling in religious matters they end up using it for their own ends... Read Full Story

Dear Readers; Once again you can thank your lucky stars that we live in Canada. Although people are quick to sue in this country it’s nothing like it is in the States! Here are the Stellas for year – 2011: * SEVENTH PLACE * Kathleen Robertson of Austin , Texas was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her... Read Full Story

WATER #1.     75% of Canadians are chronically dehydrated. (Likely applies to half the world population) #2.     In 37% of Canadians, the thirst mechanism is so  weak that it  is mistaken for hunger. #3.     Even MILD dehydration will slow down one’s  metabolism as 3%. #4.     One glass of water will shut down midnight  hunger pangs for almost 100% of  dieters in a  University  study. #5.     Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime  fatigue. #6.     Preliminary research indicates that 8-10... Read Full Story

Do you agree that Scotland should be an independent country? That is the question Scotland’s separatist First Minister, Alex Salmond, proposes to put to Scottish voters in a referendum sometime in late 2014. Ten words, no subordinate clauses, its meaning incapable of confusion. Compare it with this little essay in obscurity: Do you agree that Quebec should become sovereign after having made a formal offer to Canada for a new economic and political partnership within the scope of the bill... Read Full Story

In the continuing debate on old age pensions, in order to save the  economy, Harper will announce next week that he  is ordering the immigration department to start deporting  old people (instead of illegals) to lower Canada  Pension Plan and Old Age Security  costs. Seems old people are easier  to catch, and will not remember how to get back  home! —————————————- A traveling salesman’s car breaks down in the country, so he decides to call on the closest farmhouse. When the farmer opens the... Read Full Story

Dear Readers; Your long suffering writer has said repeatedly that Indians should do less complaining, and more to help themselves, if they want their lot in life to improve. As an example, about a hundred years ago the Chinese had it as bad, if not worse than Indians ……………. and look at them now. (As a matter of fact, they have managed to establish their own reserves. One is called Richmond, and it’s  in Vancouver, and the other is called Markham, in Toronto!) If Indians stopped living in... Read Full Story

Dear Readers; This is what happens when we admit people from a society that is still stuck in the twelfth century! ————————————————— Diba Masoomi, sister of Rona Amir Mohammad, received mysterious calls from Dubai telling her to withdraw a police complaint against Mohammad Shafia. MONTREAL — The Shafia honour killing trial heard from plenty of Afghan witnesses prepared to vouch for the parents and son accused of murdering four female members of their family. Mohammad Shafia’s half-brother... Read Full Story

Dear Readers; On behalf of Canadians everywhere, I’d like to offer an apology to the United States of America. We haven’t been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry. I’m sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron, but it wasn’t nice of us to point it out. If it’s any consolation, the fact that he’s a moron shouldn’t reflect poorly on the people of America. After all, it’s not like you actually elected him. I’m sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we... Read Full Story

Dear Readers; Now that the case has gone to the jury, I feel it is time to comment on this trail where most of a family were wiped out! There is still debate among some people as to the true facts behind this murder / accident, so we present this article in the hope that it will give you all the poop,and nothing but the poop! (I use that term because this whole thing stinks!) ———————————————– By Allison Jones, The Canadian Press KINGSTON, Ont. – A jury in eastern Ontario starts its first full... Read Full Story

Dear Readers; Are BJs Giving You Cancer? ————————- By Caity Weaver: The Canadian Cancer Society reported recently that the rate of oral cancer tumors possibly caused by human papillomavirus (HPV) is on an increase. And, as the Atlantic knows , one way to contract HPV is by engaging in sexy, sexy mouth sex. But don’t get go declaring your mouth a no-fun zone just yet. Part those lips, pop a chill pill, and let us break down the evidence for and against oral sex as the cancer culprit. Let’s... Read Full Story