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Only in NH. That's all that can be said about the 'tree man' who attempted to rob a New Hampshire bank! The man, who clearly lives in the back woods of the state, had trees on his brain, and came up with the ingenious idea that he could rob a bank dressed as a tree! He thought that since there are so many trees everywhere, that people wouldn't notice! Well, my friend, even though people in NH tend to be a little slow, dim witted, and a little back in the times, give them some credit, after... Read Full Story

Over 25 years and $14 Billion dollars, a decision was made to use cheap glue to adhere 52,000 lb. ceiling panels in place in the tunnels of Boston. After a year long investigation, it was discovered that the city used inferrior, short-term glue to adhere the ceiling panels, instead of the proper adhesives, and bolts. I am referring to the project/disaster known as 'The Big Dig', which was started decades ago, and continues to this day in Boston. The idea, and end result were great, except for... Read Full Story

Clay Aiken, gets pushed by a girl while in flight, and since he obviously is same sex oriented, got a little upset. He clearly felt threatened by the girl, and likely thought he would get beat up. He is obviously still ashamed at being gay, and unable to come out of the closet. That is no reason to hate women, Clay! Or maybe he was upset at his failing career. Either way, this got him in the news for the first time since his male lover came out! The next time we will see Clay, is when he and... Read Full Story

Leave it to the armpit state, and the trash residence there, to attempt to ruin the career of the one and only relatively decent looking female that the state has produced! Nothing against Jersey girls, but hey, I lived there, and saw what the armpit of the US produces. On the other hand leave it to Jersey to vote in a porn star/convict to be Miss new Jersey. There can't be a better representation of the state, so why blackmail her to step down? Simple, the first runner up has a far better... Read Full Story

The US national football team is suiting up and heading out to represent the US, in Japan, on July 4, for the world championships. So, who is playing on this elite team? Will Ladanian Tomlinson be starting RB, and Tom Brady starting QB? Nope, not even close. If not the NFL aces, then who? Maybe a first year NFL guy, or a bench, or second or third stringer, would get the job done in Japan. No, still not necessary. So how about a group of College grads, who did not get drafted, and did not get... Read Full Story

Harry dies! Well, actually that's the way I would want it be! Hermione is getting to become quite the attractive young lady, and I would hate to see her go. The release is so very near, i know the Potter fanatics out there are dying right now, and thinking of a way to high jack the first shipments of the book, which occur on July 16. Look out post office! There may be a swarm of witches and wizzards out, conjuring up spells, to obtain their beloved book, and keep it out of the hands of He-who... Read Full Story

Watch out for lightning while enjoying some HOT tunes on your ipod, unless you welcome second degree burns and blown ear drums! There have been two recent incidents of lightning strikes, that traveled up the ipods wires, causing Y shaped burns to the victims and blowing out the victims ear drums. As unfortunate and unlikely an accident as this may be, Apple, the maker of ipod, does not have a warning on the box! This will most likely translate to a very large lawsuit, in which Apple will lose... Read Full Story

Women's athletics = no money, and no interest! That is the main point that the bull dike women have to realize! I am not against women playing sports, that's great, keeps them in shape, but the complaining about air time, and use of equipment needs to hit the road! In a recent court settlement, a Lindy Vivas, Fresno State women's volleyball coach was fired. She thought it was due to her constant ranting, raving and nagging to use the work out equipment and get more air time. The court found... Read Full Story

Rehab is a great program designed to help people overcome a sickness that could eventually take their life. As a court mandated program, or as Lindsay Lohan used it as, a way to bring back an image of a once sweet Innocent girl, does not work. Rehab is more of a vacation for some, a way to talk to, and lie to people by telling them you are sick, need help, and in the end are rehabilitated. Lindsay is a disgrace to what rehab is designed for. The extra stay, the headphone looking ankle... Read Full Story

Singing Bee! The new hit game show is an invite to all the wanna be actors and mediocre singers, to give them 5 seconds of fame, and the shot at a whopping $50,000 prize! After 2 weeks of the show, and watching the same basic personality make the 6 lucky contestants, i begin to wonder if I would qualify to be a contestant. The qualifications are: 1) Must be able to gyrate body, in what appears to be dancing 2) Must possess the ability to poorly imitate the real dancing, or rocking out in by... Read Full Story