Since I’m really jockin’this girl as hard as I can now that I know she’s single and going through a divorce, which is a pivotal time for me to work my way into a woman’s life because they are usually all sad and fucked up and just want someone to listen to them, I figured [...]ShareThis Read Full Story

There’s nothing I like more about summer than watching girls ride their bikes. I love seeing their spandex shorts covering their tight little biker asses if they are ambitious bikers. I love seeing their little hipster panties and bush if they’re more of the granola pussy that wears their flora skirts while riding to the [...]ShareThis Read Full Story

Rihanna’s a fuckin’ racist. I’d like to see her put this shit on and walk through the fuckin’ projects pointing at black men, then pointing back at her shirt, then giving them the fuckin’ finger, because bitch hates black dudes now that one beat her and is into dating Jewish Canadian people who played the [...]ShareThis Read Full Story

I didn’t expect the pictures of Tori Spelling in a bikini to be all that hot, I mean she is a Jewish girl afterall, and Jewish girls tend to have wonky heads, probably because of generations of inbreeding, unfortunately for Tori, she’s also got pretty wonky fuckin’ tits, probably because of a early 90s boob [...]ShareThis Read Full Story

Here’s Lohan shopping with her own little hype man who wears his Lohan hoodie so people know who they’re dealing with, not that someone like Lohan really goes under the radar, but you can never been too sure during this recession. The reality is that she’s probably shopping with her little brother, and I think [...]ShareThis Read Full Story

You know what fucks up your self esteem, when you launch a shitty pop career and are all the rage for a week or two, then an even uglier bitch moves in on your fuckin’ glory and your ugly ass falls into second place. I can’t imagine the emotional trauma falling second to Lady Gaga [...]ShareThis Read Full Story

Since seeing these pictures of Katie Price in a bikini in Ibiza, I’ve decided that I want to move in on her and be her new husband who doesn’t fuck her, not because I wouldn’t want to fuck her dirty AIDS pussy, you know I’m talkin’ straight from an African village pussy, but I figure [...]ShareThis Read Full Story

Remember when Elisha Cuthbert was this hot thing everyone wanted a piece of, I mean maybe because I live in her hometown, I heard a lot more buzz about her than the rest of the world, but she was definitely all over the fuckin’ place, dudes were jerking off to her in that Girl Next [...]ShareThis Read Full Story

This video just goes to show you that Obama is either some Karate Kid motherfucker, who can kill flies with chopsticks, or that dude’s just not black, he’s also a murderer, you know keeping things gangster to get street cred, so that he can come up in this rap game with other people’s respect. I [...]ShareThis Read Full Story

If there is anywhere in the world Katie Price belongs, or anywhere that she should call home, its Ibiza, because cheesy piece of shit women in tacky Ed Hardy type shit, with fake tits, tans, hair and bikinis with high heels on, who love annoying euro dance music, djs and doin’ designer drugs while [...]ShareThis Read Full Story