A newlywed couple were on their honeymoon in Vegas. They were checking into the hotel, when they began to argue. The wife started shouting "E.F. !" "NO!...F.F.!" argued the husband. This went on for a while..."E.F.", "NO! F.F.!" ."E.F.", " F.F.!" The hotel clerk finally interupted and said, "What in the world are you guys arguing about?" The husband replied, "She wants to eat first."If you thought this joke was funny visit a sponsor. Read Full Story
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Two men were enjoying some drinks at a bar on the top floor of the Empire State Building. One of the gentlemen said, "Did you know that because of the earth's polarity and wind current in this exact location, you can jump out of the window and you won't hit the ground?" "Yeah, right!" the other man said in disbelief. "Watch! I'll show you" he said. So he walked towards the window and jumped out. Sure enough, instead of plummeting to the ground, he circled around the building and got sucked b... Read Full Story
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The tie down close is used to demand an affirmative response("getting a yes")from the buyer. Almost any question can be phrased as a tie-down close. Tie downs closes usually end in "wouldn't you, couldn't you, isn't it, don't they, cant't you, etc..."For example:Instead of "Is it raining today?" say "It's raining today isn't it?"Instead of "Are you local?" say "You're local aren't you?"Instead of &... Read Full Story
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A Koala bear decided to visit a prostitute. They got a hotel room and got undressed. The Koala bear went down on the prostitute for about 30 minutes and then got up and got up and headed towards the door. The prostitute said, "Hey, what about my money!" The koala bear was confused and said. "what money?" "I'm a prostitute" she said. The koala bear said, "So, what's that have to do with anything?" "Look up prostitute in the dictionary." She said. "It says 'has sex for money'". "Oh yeah?" said... Read Full Story
