Oh Jesus fucking Christ. We mean. Ugh, come on. Maybe we’ve had more than a few screwdrivers at this point, but. UGH! THIS SHOW IS TERRIBLE.
Let’s break down exactly what was loathsome about this, the second episode of Modern Family:
Sofia Vergara’s character declaring that physical labor is a cultural touchstone of her culture. Which could be funny if executed properly. Don’t get us wrong: Sofia is charming here. The fetid shitstorm that is this series is totally th... Read Full Story
Confession: Actually, I hate soccer. And my family.
This commercial for PennyTalk literally made us so nervous and awkward-feeling that we began to laugh out loud, prompting strange looks from the two very pleasant dudes across from us.
Do you have a corny and outdated stereotype about white people? Mexicans? Indians? Oh, good. You’ll feel right at home here. In fact, let’s break down the ones we’ve found in this short little commercial on first viewing:
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Serious Journalist Rick Sanchez aired a 911 call depicting the moment before a Lexus holding four terrified passengers accelerated uncontrollably at an intersection.
The call was placed by off-duty California Highway Patrol officer Mark Saylor and three members of his family, all of whom died after the car’s floor mats became stuck in the gas pedal, causing the vehicle to accelerate out of control:
The incident has prompted a massive recall and investigation into Lexus and Toyotas̵... Read Full Story
Youtube has opened up a special channel dedicated to the only video footage in existence of Anne Frank.
In the video, Anne only peeps out for a quick second. She’s watching a neighbors wedding while she hangs over the window. Check it out here:
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Ruhama Canellis, the woman who won former Catholic priest Alberto Cutié’s heart and groin, is speaking out about their relationship. Again.
You know, since they’ve been silent and mysterious up until know what with the possibly-staged beach photos and details spilled by alleged exes and the Oprah appearance and whatnot.
Ruhama reveals that she and Alberto had “shared their first kiss” a while before the story of their ILLICIT LOVE AFFAIR OMG broke in the tabloids, and ... Read Full Story
Micheletti tells Argentinian website Clarin.com: “our only error was kicking him [Zelaya] out the way we did it. Everything else was done according to the law.
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Hello, Guanaburgers.
It is I, Jennifer Lopez de Anthony. I have come onto this web-thing to give you a tour of my fabulous Miami apartment. Do you like it? It cost three hundred million bagillion money-coins. I know this because I keep track of my expenses, for I am real. Yes, I am. And blocky. From the block that is Ocean Drive.
My home is what is called a “luxury condom,” my darlings, flung into my heart by my darling husband, Marc.
Did you want a silly quote full of fluff abo... Read Full Story
Pitbull appears on the latest issue of Source magazine, wearing an expression that looks as if he just stepped in human excrement. Hot, no?
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We could only get through about 10 seconds of Amy Winehouse - self-identified “Jewmaican” - rapping. Maybe you’ll hold out longer. We’re holding out for her cover on “Chongalicious.”
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