Doing rounds, a new nurse couldn’t help overhearing the surgeon yelling, “Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!” “Why does he keep doing that?” she asked a colleague. “Oh, he likes to call the shots around here.” Read Full Story

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were standing looking at a prize cow in a field. The Englishman says “Look at that fine English cow.” The Irishman disagreed, saying “No, it’s an Irish cow.” The Scotsman thought for a moment and then clinched the argument. “No, it’s a Scottish cow – it’s got bagpipes underneath!” Read Full Story

A seagull has developed the habit of stealing Doritos from a neighborhood convenience store. The seagull waits until the manager isn’t looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos. Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds. The seagull’s shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store helped himself to a bag of Doritos.  Since then, he’s become a regular. He always takes the same type of... Read Full Story

Do you enjoy reading all the oddball news from around the world? Do you use iGoogle?  Or to put it another way, do you have your own customized Google home page? If so, you presumably know how to add the various types of content to your Google home page – news, weather, sports etc.   Well now there is a great new widget from Tagfoot that brings you the latest and greatest in Bizarre news from around the world. You won’t find it on the list of widgets to add – at least not ye... Read Full Story

Winter is fast approaching here in England, the clocks have now gone back, it’s darker at night, and at the end of a long day at work so many of us are now faced with a dark and damp commute home, which can sometimes turn into a nightmare experience. My drive home from work is only 8 1/2 miles, yet last night it took close to 1 1/2 hours to get home.   It was even worse for several people I know in the office who didn’t get home until 8pm and 8:30pm, and that was only a drive of 1... Read Full Story

This is one of the funniest and silliest songs from the Monty Python collection, with a cool video put together. If you enjoyed this silly song, please forward it to your friends and re-tweet it. Read Full Story

While working in the USA for the past few years, the companies I worked for all had microwaves and fridges so employees could bring their own food in to the office and cook/re-heat it if desired. Now that I have a new job in the UK, the company does have a fridge for the employees, but there are no cooking facilities, other than hot water for tea, coffee or cup-a-soup etc. The company does have a subsidised staff canteen that provides full meals, but since Debbie and I usually eat together at... Read Full Story

I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically: “Now you stay. Do you hear me?  Stay! Stay!” The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blonde young lady, gave me a strange look and said: “... Read Full Story

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn’t know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he received a parcel with the following note: Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate’s outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald-head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co. The man thinks this is terrible bec... Read Full Story

Well finally on Saturday moving day came around, and we are now in our new house as of Saturday night. The weather forecast was as predicted for once - rain all day!   Just the day that you really don’t want it to rain, it does!   Thursday, Friday and even Sunday were nice, but no, Saturday had to be wet didn’t it! We got up early, grabbed a bite to eat, then set about dismantling the bed.  That’s when we hit snag number one, as several bolts would not undo, so we couldnR... Read Full Story