Success. Sheen reportedly earns $800,000 per episode of Two and Half Men, in addition to money he makes from cameos in movies like Scary Movie 4 and from his other projects, such as his clothing line. He also won a Golden Globe for Spin City. For her part, Brooke used to be an actress in some small-time movies before she became a real estate agent.
Attractiveness. Brooke is lovely, and she looked radiant all throughout her pregnancy. Whether you're into Charlie's bad boy image or not, his charisma definitely adds to his attractiveness -- even if he's not the sweetest eye candy out there.
Popularity. When you marry a real estate agent, you can't expect much name recognition. Last month, 165,000 people searched Google for Charlie and another 10,000 for Brooke -- numbers small enough to put them in our bottom 15 couples for popularity.
(Getty Images)more pics »Staying Power. Frankly, Charlie's track record is a little shady. He's been married twice before (once to Denise Richards), and he has estimated in the past that he's had 5,000 sexual partners in his 43 years. 5,000! Brooke was married once before as well, but she just gave birth to her and Charlie's twins, so maybe they'll stick it out. Watch Charlie and Brooke talk about the new babies on Entertainment Tonight below.
Compatibility. Since Sheen is a Virgo, he'll find it hard to return the love and affection that Brooke showers him with. She's a Leo, so she may start to feel unloved, and she's way too outgoing to play the submissive wife he's looking for. She can't be totally surprised; the man's slept with 5,000 women, after all.