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A 60 yr old man goes to visit his doctor for a regular checkup. Oldman: "DOC, you are not going to believe how good I have been feeling lately, I have a new wife and she is only 20 yrs old, and pregnant with my child!, life sure is taking a change for the better" Doctor: " O really now? Oldman: "Yea what do you think about that!?" Doctor: "Let me tell you a quick story of a man I used to know, and you will then know my opinion." Oldman: "ok" Doctor: "I used to know a man like you, and one day... Read Full Story
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In the men's bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands...clear up to his elbows....he used 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, "I graduated from the University of Michigan and they taught us to be clean." The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and... Read Full Story
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A doctor walks into a bank and instead of pulling out a pen to endorse a check with, he accidentally pulls out a rectal thermometer. Embarrassed and realizing the mistake he says to the clerk "Well, that's just great. Some asshole has my pen!". Read Full Story
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How do you tell when a blonde is having her period? She's only wearing one sock. How do you make a blonde laugh on a Saturday? Tell her a joke on a Wednesday. What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant. Is it mine? Why are blondes only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks? It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour. What's the similarity between a blonde and a dog's turd? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up. What's the difference between a... Read Full Story
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21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN'S ROOM! EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts. SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not. CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed. TIMID: Can't piss if someone's watching, flushes urinal, comes back later. INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pisses in sink. CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor. WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately... Read Full Story
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There was this guy, let's call him bob. One night Bob went to about 5 bars, and he drank, like, 17 beers. After he was done with that, like any normally functioning person, he really had to go. So he asked the bartender where the bathroom was, and he went to where he thought it was. Later that night, Bob was laying in bed trying to go to sleep, and he was thought, "wait a minute.. there was a golden toilet!!" Right then he got up and went out to find the special toilet. He had hit 5 bars that... Read Full Story
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday one of you takes away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!!" Read Full Story
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Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms. "Certainly, sir" said the lady behind the counter, "shall I put them on your bill?" "NO WAY!" replied Donald Duck, "What do you think I am, a Dickhead?!" Read Full Story
