I wanna find my Brad Pitt.

A compassionate, family-oriented and fun hunk.

Too demanding? Not if he exists.

Why Angelina Jolie?

First, she's Brad Pitt's heart's guardian.

Second, I root for the underdog.

I doubt Jolie, whose father's indiscretions traumatized as a kid, ruined Jennifer Aniston's marriage.

Brad Pitt has always wanted to be a father. Aniston thought kids would ruin her figure and career. Jolie was willing to <s>hatch</s> make his paternity dream come true sixfold (and counting). Do the math.

Despite annoying the hell out of many of you, Angelina Jolie's discovered the secret to finding love.

A 3-step secret I've compiled and am letting you in on.

To find love, I must:

1. Stop looking. Mean it. And work

Do you believe yourself when saying you're not looking?

Only straight men say they're not looking and <i>mean</i> it.

In 2004, after tumultuous public marriages, Angelina expressed disinterest in committed love or casual sex. Instead of just stating that, she kept busy <i>working</i>.

And since love seems to strike when you least expect it, Angelina found love in Brad Pitt. <i>At work.</i>

Remember their chemistry in "Mr. and Mrs. Smith"?

So, own the fact that you're desperately ogling, googling and facebooking guys. Or lower your gaze on your way to and back from work, till you stumble upon love.

2. Do Good

When's the last time you reached out to help someone in need?

Help needs not be financial and can be physical or emotional.

Before meeting Brad, Angelina adopted a Cambodian baby and devoted her time to helping refugees anywhere war-stricken.

Why would a rich vixen bother if not because of her charitable soul?

What followed was <i>the Universe boomeranging back the good she had put out into it.</i>

The Universe is no blind to genuine do-good endeavors and will, sooner than later, reward you.

Pessimists, I can hear you slam that as a selfish act.

Yes. Doing good and expecting rewards for it is very selfish. But it is <b>the selfless type of selfish</b>.

So, stop fidgeting with your phone and do good, today before tomorrow.


3. Kill Negative Influence