Animal Jokes

Northwestern schools Superintendent Pat Kelley will ask the School Board to ban the use of animals in entertainment events amid criticism over a "donkey basketball" game.  

Seizure in Clifton nets 16 animals suffering from neglect and starvation. A total of 16 animals seized in a raid have been brought to the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals’ shelter in McKinney by order of a district judge.  

Students at the University of Tennessee College of Law are doing more to help animals, thanks to a partnership with the Animal Legal Defense Fund.  

New reports of animal cruelty are emerging in Tooele County — adding to a list of crimes that have left 19 pets or domestic animals dead or wounded in the last seven months.  

A Muslim student has complained after receiving two racist jokes in response to a text he sent to the directory inquiry service 118 118.  

WinStar Farm is dropping the stud fee for Distorted Humor to $150,000 for a live foal in 2009, after previously announcing a fee of $225,000.  

A Muslim student has been left shocked after receiving two racist ‘jokes’ by a text service operated by 118 118.  

In the grand scheme of things, the question isnt as burning as, say, whether to bail out another multi-national bank. But its still there: Do you feed the animals anything special on Thanksgiving?  

Gordon Ramsay cracked a series of jokes about his alleged relationship with 'professional mistress' Sarah Symonds during a live cookery demonstration, as wife Tana appeared at her own cookbook signing just yards away.  

NEW YORK | The off-color jokes flew around the room. As the anecdotes got bawdier, the laughter intensified. Some recited from memory, others read from notebooks.  

Some of the kids crawling onto Santa Joe's lap this year have more than stuffed animals and video games on their most-wanted lists.  

“It makes me feel great.” Veterinarian Dr. Joseph Ertel wasn't talking about having to treat 123 animals, mostly dogs and puppies, seized by Polk County Sheriff's Animal Control.  

Chin is committed to promoting the humane treatment of all animals, including farm animals and wildlife. Money isn’t everything for accountant Christine Chin — animal welfare is dear to her too. MEERA MURUGESAN speaks to the SPCA Selangor chairman.  

DESIREE STINSON, executive director at Pets Lifeline, visits with some of the 130 cats and kittens currently at Pets Lifeline. The shelter has taken in a higher number of animals since the poor economy has forced many people to give up their pets.  

The operator who sent racist jokes to a student has avoided the sack.