Bristol Palins Boyfriend

Palin Family Up To More Redneck Shenanigans

How? Well, Bristol Palin might be calling off her engagement to Levi — because he knocked up her ex-best-friend. And Levi’s ex. Lawdy, this sounds like a bad episode of Gossip Girl. Wasilla girl. Whatever the hell.

The Palin family isn’t exactly known for being discreet, withdrawn, or in any way rational. There are just, no words to describe the dysfunction. Literally, while half of their family is angling for tabloid covers, the other half is hunting moose and mulling a run for the Presidency of the US. That’s what we’ve downgraded to. We’ve gone from the founders of the nation, premiere generals and military strategists, powerful lawyers and public scions – to redneck families who have no idea whether or not their new members are running around and getting people pregnant.

I hope every election is like this. Where badly behaving families go against over badly behaving families for national political grandstanding. That’s change I can get behind. That’s change I can support. That’s a few changes away from an episode of Maury.

But according to Radaronline, who have broken stories like Mel Gibson behaving like a member of the craziest faction of the Aryan Brotherhood, Bristol Palin has been sad learning that Levi Johnston might’ve impregnated his ex-girlfriend, Lanesia Garcia.

Hear that? That’s a tidal rush of banjos. Let them just wash over you.