Here's Carmen Electra performing topless in the The Crazy Horse Paris Show debut last night, and I really don't think I need to explain why I'm posting this. But just to be safe, it's because I'm the Jesus of Internet. Click these in remembrance of me.

• Carmen Electra’s Aerobic Striptease – In the Bedroom
  

  Carmen Electra’s Aerobic Striptease – In the Bedroom

  Carmen Electra’s Aerobic Striptease – In the Bedroom Electra – . Electra Carmen ’s back...

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• Bikini clad Carmen Electra doing what she does best
  

  Bikini clad Carmen Electra doing what she does best

  So what is it that Carmen Electra does best? Look hot, of course. This is a woman who has made a...

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• So True? So False? Did Carmen Electra Call Off Her Engagement?
  

  So True? So False? Did Carmen Electra Call Off Her Engage...

  Jordan Strauss/WireImage.com Did Carmen Electra make the choice to be a single lady...

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• Carmen Electra picture 2012
  

  Carmen Electra picture 2012

  Carmen Electra   Tara Leigh Patrick (born April 20, 1972), professionally known as Carmen...

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• Carmen Electra – Celebrate her 40th birthday at Posh Boutique Nightclub May 5, 2012
  

  Carmen Electra – Celebrate her 40th birthday at Posh Bout...

  Carmen Electra (birth name Tara Leigh Patrick) was born on April 20, 1972 in Cincinnati, Ohio...

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