Angelina Jolie's baby pics will rake in a buttload

Angelina Jolie's babies are fresh out of the womb and already their playhouse have become the holy grail of tabloid journalism. While Jamie Lynn Spears and Jessica Alba netted $1 million for their spawn, Angelina's twins are about to wreck some shit. Somehow, this proves my point that babies should be allowed to fight in UFC matches. E! Online reports:

Insiders are speculating the pics will go for between $15 million to $20 million. In fact, one photo-agency owner guesses that the only other thing that could god willing* demand that much money is “Britney Spears giving birth to an alien.”

Okay, it's only fair that I mention Brad and Angelina donate all the profit to charity, so you know they're not money hungry assholes. In the(more)