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IF YOU DON’T READ THIS AND LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF – YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR-ABOUT CHAZ BONO

By Bonju Patten on | From bonjupatten.com

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HAHAHAHAHAA – I almost died laughing tonight after reading this post.

My stomach literally hurts so bad…well I have a stomach ache in general but this just made it worse.

If you can get past the first opening sentence without keeling over you are a better person than me but this is one alliteration I don’t ever want to repeat.

So if you are wondering if CHAZ BONO is packing a 3 piece suit with his brooks brother’s size 100 3 piece suits – here is your answer…haha!!! I’m still in so much pain from laughing. I’m sorry but I don’t get this Chaz Bono thing and he’s supposedly a part of my community but if the community of man doesn’t understand I am hard pressed to as well.

If Chaz looked like TIM CURRY in drag well that’s one thing but Chaz looks like Chaz and with or without a dick – it doesn’t matter. I don’t care if you throw CHER in for good measure. I wouldn’t date him. I wouldn’t fuck him and I don’t want to be seen in a photo opp with him.

Could ex-Jennifer Elia broken it off with Chaz too soon or was the idea of fucking his with a real broom handle too much for that thin lesbian to bear?

I’m dying laughing – I have to end this post now…if you don’t think this article below is funny – eat me!

Bruhhahahahahaha!

—————————- Bonju

Chaz to buy his manhood

(this title nearly killed me ) – Bonju

Post Wires

Last Updated: 4:24 AM, January 4, 2012

Posted: 2:55 AM, January 4, 2012

“Dancing with the Stars” favorite Chaz Bono is saving his pennies to purchase a penis.

The only child of Sonny and Cher — who has already had gender-reassignment surgery — plans on adding the equipment as soon as his budget allows it.

“[Bono] is pretty sure that within a short while, he will finally be able to afford to get himself a penis,” says a new Rolling Stone profile.

Bono, born Chastity, is already receiving testosterone injections and had his breasts surgically removed after his 40th birthday.

After winning public support on the dancing show, the 42-year-old has been “busily saving money” for the organ, the magazine reported.

REUTERS Chaz Bono *check the growing fungus on face????

“There’s different ways to do the surgery, from real basic to more and more options,” he said. “It’s like a car. The doctor I want to use is in Belgrade. It’s going to be a little cheaper there. Probably $25,000, maybe $45,000, I really don’t know.”

Bono insists he’s not leaning on his famous mom to help him pick up the doctor bills.

“She has [helped out financially] in the past when there’s been a problem or issue, but no, I don’t like to take money from my mom more than anybody else does,” he said.

“Being self-supporting is important to me.”

Despite Cher’s public support of Chaz’s gender switch, the flamboyant entertainer remains a bit skittish about the last step. “For her, it’s a process,” he says.

He also said his ex-fiancée, Jennifer Elia, wished “I wouldn’t get the bottom done, but she understood my need to.”