The Bard’s 100 Best Soccer Players: Seedorf (#76)
The Pick: It is I – the Bard – and I am back to inform you about another one of the soccer legends occupying a spot on my Top 100. But first, let me wish my brother a very happy birthday. Younger sibling, may your next year be better than the last for all eternity. Terrible birthday toast, I know, I’m a Bard, not a bartender. Oh, wait, I’m supposed to be profiling Clarence Seedorf now. Damn, not much space left. Um, four Champions Leagues titles?
The Flick: With three different teams? How do you like them apples? I will tell you who loves them, Clarence Seedorf, the Dutchmen who also won titles in both La Liga with Real Madrid and Serie A with AC Milan. He isn’t the only seed of Seedorf on a soccer pitch though, no, the whole Seedorf family seems to be playing pro soccer these days. So, which actor also has every relative (and some impostors) in “the industry”? I don’t know. Pick a Wayans.
The Limerick: I will go with Marlon, you know, the one with talent? Here goes mine:
Seedorf was a member of Real Madrid’s All-Century Team
And his trophy mantle gave off a glorious gleam
He didn’t stare
He wasn’t even there
He was off ensuring each lady got enough cream
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