Henny Youngman Quotes

Henny Youngman used to have a great punch line in his famous standup comedy routine: "Now, take my wife ... please." To paraphrase Youngman, if you take my wife, please don't let her drive.  

Victor Borge was not the only comedian whose instrument was an essential prop. But he was no Henny Youngman.  

Victor Borge was not the only comedian whose instrument was an essential prop. But he was no Henny Youngman.  

My heartfelt thanks to four federal leaders who, with a sense of timing that would make Henny Youngman plotz with envy, have provided us with such filthy-rich fodder for humour at this troubled time of economic ...